guide to getting rock crabs to yourself (without cannon)

Disclaimer: Please read this before being a fucktard and scrolling down just to leach my guide, and maybe even hijack it. I do not, in anyway suggest that you respond to the Pures comments to you (even though they are ALWAYS lame). If you do happen to respond to the pure in a negative way, there is a high chance of you getting banned/muted/warned. And if you do happen to get banned/muted/warned, then don't come bitching to me saying you got banned for doing this, because I did not at all, suggest that you respond the the Lame comments. Thanks, and enjoy.

K, its really fucking funny, and really simple.

Ok, this might be hard for some of you because you might not like being called a noob.

items needed: wep, gay outfit (optional), something that makes you look rich, energy pots, ranged wep, runes (optional)

Strategy:
attack other pure's crabs, pissing them off. Then when they say 'off noob!!" or some other gayass comment, just keep attacking their crab. It pisses them off sooo fucking much, its so funny. Keep attacking, till they start crying, reporting, and calling you a noob. Then they'll finally log out, thinking your just a jerk/noob.

and thats it. So far, i have gotten 6 Emo kids to leave cause i kept taking their crabs.


Now, i know i sound like a complete asshole, but give it a try, you'll laugh your ass off.

And im not trying to funny, or cute. when you want someone to get out of the crabs, use this guide, cause 60% of the time, it works everytime.

 

lol i used that ages ago i was pissing off a range pure 2hiting his rock crabs lol

 

Lol i use to do this until the just stopped attacking and afked there.

 

well, if they are bellow lvl 30, bring over the hob goblins, and while they are afk, they get owned. lol i did that a few times.