Funniest Kill ??

LOL my funniest kill is i had a team of friends waiting at an obelisk, and i asked this guy on my friends list if he wanted to come pking with me [he is a bit of a tard] but he agreed to come, he wore Full Rune, zerker,glory,whip and rune boots... poor guy when we got to the obelisk, BUT he got skulled on the way... he thought that if he saw a big clan coming or something he would use Protect item... we stepped onto the obelisk he never saw it coming lol about 15 people all attacked him at once= PWNT = whip drop ;]

 

lol.. i pwned a noob he kept running out and in so i just bursted him then dds spec 25-25 k0 whip drop ftw

 

i was on my mauler im lvl 56 and a lvl 42 was out of wild i was on a crap world so i said team at hills he went k, so we went past lvl 21 dno why .. and he skulld on me with water blast r0fl, so i poted and hit 25 22 or something and 1 hited him he had like 1k + every rune haha

 

I got a story for you guys btw i jsut made this acct my other one got hacked but anyways i was at dark/black castle with my friedn we wee both lvl 21 and all a sudden a noob lvl 18 skulled btw had a santa on and soon as we saw him we both attacked him but then he started to run in the castle up and down floors till i cornerd him lol binded him then killed with earth bolt lol and got santa. then my freind asks if i got him and i said naw he logged lol srry dude my SANTA!

 

lvl 45 Wild

Me lvl 71 Killed A Level 112

Used Range Hit 34/38 Brought Dds out K0ed Him lmao

Get d chain red mask fury and d legs

 

Wow...i remember this really good

I was just running around with my friends pure in wild, 60 atk, 98 str, 1 def....and i ran into a impure. He asked me to fun fight, i said OK, and we went at it. When he had about 10hp he backed off, and said brb, but dident log. Ijust pwned him and took his full rune, d long, glory, and dds.

When he caim on he started yelling at me, and i told him (before you read, you should know he was level 79, in level 50 wild) a level 35 mager killed him, and then i logged in fear. He bought it XD

 

I killed this dude named "yourself" so the kill message said "congratulations you have killed yourself"

 

very classic

 

I on my noob f2p str pure. late at night, varrock lvl 1 wildy. This guy in rune scim full addy, has 40 def fights me. hes low on lobs, i get him down till he has no food, 12 hp left. he runes out. runs back in, i hit him for 1 as he runs out. runs in again, i hit for 1 as he runs out again. hes laughing and making fun the whole time. then he runs back in again, i hit a 10 and hes dead lol

he then stalked me for about 15 mins begging for his stuff lolol

We both lvl 46 btw

 

hmm when my tubby was still pure i was just edge pkin wearin my mage cape and i was standin outside wild so this alching guy just started following me and like "omg how you get magic so high pls teach me!!!!1111" then i just run in barrage and spec once and got his 5k nats and feathers idk seemed funny to me

 

lmfao when u killed then name yourself you should have gotten a screenie

 

I used my iron scimmy and hit a 16. Free monk robes.

 

Lol, i was on my initiate pure, when all of a sudden this noob comes upto me and says 'team?' He was lvl 59 (I'm lvl 70). So I take him to like lvl 30 in the wildy, and he dds'd me....He hit like 1-0, so i dds him back with like 14-14 12-12 and dscimi hit and BOOM K0!...i got like dds, gmaul and 400k worth of stuff in items lool!

 

I've had 2 odd kills follow each other. A lvl 74 randomly logged in with nothing but an air staff on and skulled, hit a 14 and he dropped. Had 53 death runes and 23k fire runes no food lol. Then 10 mins later another lvl 74 wielding just air staff and skull I killed and turned out to be hiding full rune on himself. Was very weird

 

mine is when i took my firend to the wild and lvl 50 wild and we were talking and i was like hey lagg and i started atting him and got his rune armr and he said cna i have back and i charged him for it lol

 

lol mine was when i lured and we got double koed.

 

I have 2.

1: In edgy, pking with 12m+ on my lvl 92. Zerker pure wants to fight, gets 5 hit, was halarious.

2: Was pking on my 109 in edgy, my friend had put venge on me earlier, I forgot about it. I agree to fight this other lvl 109.

We both pot, I hit a 33 on him, he hits a 32. Well venge is still on me so he gets recoiled a 27, plus 3 from my recoil ring. He eats once, I hit a 19 with whip, buh byez.

 

well my funniest was this:

im mage bank 2 ppl were fighting eachother, ok one has levered and secod logged out, i potted puted pray on and when he logged back in (to remove tb) i 2 specced him for whip

 

mines great! i was pking some dds pure i hit 28 with d scim then dds 22 23 25 26 koed i used 2 specs.. had 2 specs left.. i clicked for a third spec incase but he died i forgot i left spec on while picking up pile some dark bow nub runs by me and hits me he was half health at the time i guess he forgot last time he logged out he hits me with dark bow and im still picking up pile he hits 2 8 with d bow and i didnt notice him hiting me with one spec i hit 25 26 dead got a dds glory dark bow and 50 dragon arrows hilarous!

 

i got one too:
on my str pure (f2p was like lvl 50 then) in like level 2 wildy at edge, i saw a unskulled guy with 3 rune items so he asks me to fight i say yes. he attacks, i hit him 13-11-3 and he is red bared and starts running outside wildy, but somehow stops one centimeter in front of his safety, i just get my 2h out and hit him 0-0-0-0-0 and he still doesnt run. then suddenly i hit 3, hes dead, must have lagged but i think its funny.