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Hey post all ur best pik up lines. kthnx

heres 2

"Hav u had ur daily dose of vitamine me"
"You must be a baker... u hav so many rolls"

 

"your place or mine?"
"how much for an hour?"
"let's fuck, i don't care your ugly"
"i know your dad.. i got an IOU he wrote. I'd like to cash it now."

 

Let's see how far those get you, if you actually try them, please take pictures of your bruises and upload them here. WE LOVE TO SEE MISERY!

 

Hell Yerr!!!

 

awww i died of aids

 

"You just upgraded my floppy to a hard drive"
"You're an nvidia 9800"

 

Are you a thief? Because all the stars in the sky got stolen and I see them in your starry eyes.

 

nice one soul i like it

 

i like boobs. u have them. lets have secks.


discuss.

 

Your place or mine?

 

your place pleez

 

can i stick my penis in your vagina?

 

omg, i thot ud never ask! pleez do!

discuss.

 

Can I anally ravage you in that back alley?

 

Hehehe. Those aren't pick ups... That's just beggin' for bangin'...

If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through a garden forever.

You must be going to Hell, because it is a sin to look that good. (That Can Be Offensive *Hehe*)

Was your dad a king? He must have been to raise a princess like you.

 

OH I JUST DOUBLE POSTED. But who the hell cares anyway this is the spam forum. Guys the pick-ups you were posting were the absolute worse pick-ups that I ever heard in my life!

 

are u sexy cuz i fuck u

 

u r --ing idiot cuz u reply serioosly to thred l0l!11

 

Here is what you should do to get a girl to go out with you.

Step 1: Compliment her about something. Example:"Nice Shoes", You have beautiful hair".

Step 2: Walk away.

Step 3: If you are lucky she will go after you and ask you if you want to go out with her.

 

I hate clingy girls