Visited a Thai massage parlor today for the first time

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Visited a Thai massage parlor today for the first time
  1. Unread #1 - Nov 12, 2016 at 2:18 PM
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    Visited a Thai massage parlor today for the first time

    I wanted to try their most expensive massage which was written down on the menu as a 'Nuru massage'. When asking about the nuru massage I told the masseuse I was looking for a full body massage and have never been to a massage parlor before. She then replied by saying "it's a very nice massage" so of course I took her word for it and decided to go with the nuru massage.

    Moving on, she informed me that I would have to shower with her beforehand just to make sure the service was 100% clean. At first I was thinking wtf? shower with some random thai chick? but realized maybe they just have very high health standards and want to make sure the massage is as clean and professional as possible, so I agreed. We showered together and proceeded to enter the massage room.

    The massage ensued and I could tell almost immediately that this girl was a professional. About 40 minutes into the massage she starts the lower half of my body.... Once she finished my legs she started rubbing my dick which to be honest was hard the entire time because we were both naked and she was a good looking girl. At first I was thinking ok this is probably just part of the massage, but then she pulls a condom out of nowhere and put it on me, she then got on top of me and started riding me. I was honestly confused and not sure what to do, but in the end I decided to go along with it.

    When it came time to pay for whatever type of massage that was she told me it was free and to tell my friends. 10/10 would recommend Thai nuru massages
     
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    Thai girls are ugly as fuck
     
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    Visited a Thai massage parlor today for the first time

    was this ur halloween story submission?
     
  9. Unread #5 - Nov 12, 2016 at 2:30 PM
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    Visited a Thai massage parlor today for the first time

    Nah, this literally just happened a few hours ago
     
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    pics next time plz
     
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    Visited a Thai massage parlor today for the first time

    Pretty sure they record most of their massages and post them online. Try looking and I am sure you will find something. If it is a very good looking black guy getting massaged uploaded today, the odds are that it is lean
     
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    @Sonia gives me happy endings
     
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    Loved that
     
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    Visited a Thai massage parlor today for the first time

    pics or it didn't happen
     
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    vid or gtfo
     
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    what lol
     
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    cant tell if having nam flashbacks or this real. anyways i hope your mental health improves bro @Lean
     
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    can i get 1 lol
     
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    why not lol
     
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    @Sonia you deny you give me happy endings?
     
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