Funniest Kill ??

This topic is all about simply the funiest kill you've ever had.

Here's mine

Picture this level 1 wildi you are level 44 ranger you habe just come back from banking you got an inventory full of lobs and you are ready to pk and all this time you are standing there a level 46 scim noob keeps annoyong and bugging you. So i ask him to team (oldest trick in the book) and he willingly agress fealing confident that he own like all stre pures btw (no offence to all those stre pures out there). So leading him to level 10 wildi we say lets see how much damage we can do in one go. He agrees ??? I dunno y?? He is skulled btw well and you can guess what happens the poor lad lags or something and we kill him while i got the drop and the satisfaction of killing an anoying bugger

PLease feel free to share your funny stupid and helarious stories

 

mine is short and simple. wanna be me best friend. i take him to wild. you know the rest .

 

My funniest kill Hmm?

Well out by giants where them trees are i come up the newb im lvl 70 on my ranger hes lvl 60 or so and when i get up there he logs out so i sit there wait for someone he logs in and starts chopping down the trees so i start killing him and he keeps chopping trees im like wtf end up getting ezpz full rune

 

Lol, thats a classic

 

Nice one dude how can u really fall into that :S nice one sounds like you now what you are doing master at work

 

Well I don't PK I stake and it was so funny there was this lv 58 I was like a lv 39 defence noob and I actually beat him! He didn't stake though.

 

The funniest pk i got is when a dude said ownage to me like he was doing something then when he was at below half health...WAM!!! i casted Wind blast on him....i started busting out laughin, and i felt good about my self lol

 

was pking then some random noob said he could own me wid a rune scim i had addy i was on my pure he had forgotten to bank 200k and to eat from his last fight so i can koed him in 1 hit free scim and 200k

 

my funniest kil would be pretty sad on my part but who can say no to phree ....4m? anyways obby mauler killed some guy in 2 hits and he was on 3 qurter hp i pot up and spec 19 20 then 15 12
phree berserk necklace and obby maul ?

 

When I was actually into RS...a person asked me to team with him at the Hill Giants...P2P...

So, there we were, basically camping for some noobs, when he attacked me with his whip. (SKULLAGE FTW) He also had an obby shield, zerker helm, glory...and rune plate and legs. I DDSed SPECed his ass, until around 4HP, and he ran south back in forth, (since RS is gay that way), and said he didn't have prayer left rofl. He couldn't tele since it was Level 21 Wild. The funny part was, we were around Level 21 Wilderness, and when he ran south to the giants, the giant hit a 4 on him, and he died. No joke.

And the goods were there...

 

Great stories guys, buy mine tops ALL. Im on my main, and im G - Maul pk'ing the safers, ( Fully potted, 90 str,88 atk,88 def,+ ultimate reflexes, and inhuman strength). im using swift swtich so i cna easily chekc the stats of all potential prey and predators. A guy in full black hide, rune helm, and soem range crap walks up and starts his " ure a g maul nub" crap. naturally, i dotn trust rangers and i refuse to fight him. We eventually both walk to edgeville wildy, and he walks out to level 2 wildy. I say fuck it. I pot up, turn on prayer and charge. I was thinking i would get owned seeing as (with range pot) this guy had 95 range, but i didnt. He says, " u made a big mistake nub" and hits me for 8, then i say " w.e." I HIT him for 29, than do my spec twice right after. I SPECCED HIM FOR 31 23! He dies. he was skulled as well. HE AHD 350 DRAGON BOLTS ON HIM.

 

And you of cource got the drop holy shit he must feel bad

 

LOl thats kinda funny but why dont you trust rangers we are an honest folk and fun to team and be with ??????

 

probably the time i killed a guy with clown in his name.



get it.. clown?

lulz.

 

well i have a lvl 38 range/2her and this kid comes up to me with the absolute shittiest stuff. so i ko him in like 6 hits. hes like wanna fight my main i was like ok. so he brings his 44 with a rune b axe and shit so i take him to 11 wildy he starts attack, apparently he has no food

he starts running i hit a 9 with range and a 11 with my 2h and koed him =]]]

 

i was on my mage pure and the kill message read: "With a crishing blow, you defeat jiggly joe36" found it funny...

 

I was scouting rune rocks/lava maze with lvl 38-39 tank 40 ranged 40 def.
lvl 71 noob with rune pickaxe atked me lol (he had no food). When he went down to low hp he asked me: "Friends" "NO PLS" He was runing all around lava maze so desperate only to save hes pickaxe rofl

 

well yea that is an old trick but i dont pk to much but yea i have had some random k0s

 

LOL that funny

 

ahahhaahhah i don't do much of lureing