RecoveryKing's Church Services

In the name of Saradomin, Guthix, or Zamorak, i will marry, give last rights (Funeral Service), Give Confession, and Baptize anyone for a small donation (150k) and a vouch.


I am a REAL Pastor, Stanley Cushing of the Plymouth United Methodist Church in Plymouth, MA


If you wish to be wed, give someone last rights, Confess, or Baptize someone, please contact me via MSN or Email ([email protected]) or PM me here.All donations are greatly appreciated.



ALSO! I give 4 Sermons each Friday
10AM-10:15AM (Saradomin Sermon, Time MAY be Later)
11AM-11:15AM (Guthix Sermon, Time MAY be Later)
12AM-12:15AM (Zamorak Sermon, Time MAY be Later)
1PM-1:15AM (Regular Sermon, Time is NOT Subject to change)
Refreshments will be servered


LOOKING FOR!
Alter BoyAY:100k per Sermon, 50k per Other Session
Refreshment Server/Wine and Bread Boy:100k per Sermon, 50k per other Session


BUYING ALL!
Wine:50gp EACH
Bread:50gp EACH
Pies:50gp EACH
Glasses of Tea and Cider:50gp EACH

 

ALL Sermons will be given in the SOUTH Varrock Church this week, unless my house looks good enough by friday.



EDIT:All proceeds going towards UNICEF

 

ALSO! ANYONE who donates a mil or more, will recieve FREE MMS FOR LIFE, even when i get Official (which i will)

 

WARNING! This isnt a REAL wedding service I got a guy who though it was No, this is only a RS wedding, like on WoW

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!^

 

ALL posts like the one above are spam, and WILL be reported

 

Report me lol you've qaud posted Why are you so certain you will get official MM?

 

because 1.I give collateral 2.im on 8 hours+ a day 3.Soon as i donate to Mathew, ill be a donator, why would someone donate a couple mil just to scam?

 

Who said anyhting about scamming? Lot's of people donate for trust then scam. Do some research...

 

Err, is this some kind of joke? No one is going to pay 100k to have some random person speak about a wedding on RS. Also, multiple posting is against the rules unless you have a VERY good reason.

 

actually, for some reason my edit button wasnt working on my laptop, none of the buttons (quote, edit, quick reply, and multi-quote) were working

 

Reload sythe, that usually fixes it, if that dosen't work, reboot computer.

 

yo ill be the alter boy XD and i think i went the the plymouth church when i was on my way home from cape cod =P

 

Or try killing yourself.

 

thanks i didn't know jesus was so mean, lol were on a god damn church thread =P