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lets see..umm..5!

 

Are you trying to steal the coolness of daily?

 

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humm should I run my auto post bot on this thread tonight?

 

If you have one, that would be great.

 

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You hear maniacle laughter coming from a dark Alley. Your curiosity peaks, and you can't help but wonder where that laughter came from. You fumble for a lighter to use for light, but your fingers loose their grip, and you drop it in a sewage drain. Not caring enough, you begin to head into the Alley. Stepping and feeling around on the walls, you slowly make your way through the dark, rat infested path. A left, and then a right, and then a left, and then an up, and a straight down... you over come many obstacles until you stumble upon an old dusty rug mat, and crack your head on the ground. You are jostled awake by the muffled sound of music, laughter, the clanking of platter and silverware. You jump to your feet, and find yourself in a tight confined space with a door directly in front of you. Reaching for the handle, you become cold, and your hand sticks. The door swings open, and you fly inside and land flat on your back, an aching palm from frostbite. A man helps you up, and says:


WELCOME TO THE FROZEN CAFE!!!!!!!

Yes, that's right. The Frozen Cafe [hiring] has returned, and is here for a very good remodel!

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At The Frozen Cafe, we look only to service you. Our friendly, currently none, staff looks forward to see your stiff smile, and ecstatic looks! That's why we DESIRE to service you in the BEST ways we can.



We have a vast menu, and even if we don't have it, we can get it! Simply request it, and our magical cooking capabilities will WHIFF something up! But don't get any funny ideas, one customer ordered some really rank food, here's what he had to say:

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It was not a pretty sight...


Of course our specialty is Coffee:

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Finally, Our newest on the menu:

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A lot of customers complained about getting a cold from our Cafe, so we offered to put nyquil and dayquil in their orders to prevent any cold... lawsuits.


I hope you enjoy your stay at The Frozen Cafe! We do not accept Vista!




Staff Information:

Owner:

Deacon

Co-Owner:

Hiring--=

Cooks:

mage3158
Hiring--=

Servers:

dpunk
Hiring--=

Graphics Design:

Deacon
Hiring--=

Floormat that you stumbled on:

Didn't exist.




User Comments:

Unfortunately, all of our User's past comments were lost in the deletion... But it's a brand new start, equipped with brand new customers and brand new comments! Post something we feel is worthy of putting here, and you will be quoted!

 

so...what is it u do here?, dumb question but im not getting it

 

What is it you do at a Cafe?! You come and eat, order, munch, watch T.V., get on our computers (they're frozen right now though)...etc!


let loose.

/me parties

 

noob.

 

what is this meaning of "noob?"

 

Simply Concept.
Report a person/user thats being a poop
someone asked : what defines a poop ?
a stupid or idiotic annoying or such

Rules: Just the Spam Forum Rules

Username

why?

 

A newcomer or a person who is not fimilair with surroundings

 

Lol...

 

Wow thats dumb!anyway give us another

 

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lol...
do you this this is hard

 

Gimme some fuckin' peanuts. Please.

 

Lul/../././.

 

yer if i didnt know any of them for sure =)