The emogods User Education application [DENIED]

Contents

* Why should i be a User Educator?

* The Pingpong Smoke Bomb

* Free Food From a Vending Machine

* iPod Caring Case

* How to Rip Videos off of Youtube

* How to Kickflip


Why should I be a User Educator?

Hello. My name is Bill. I think i should be a User Educator because I like to help people out. In return for helping people out i get the satisfaction of a job well down. Knowing that i helped someone out makes me happy by the end of the day. Being a User Educator, too me means that people can come to me for help. So when someone has a question and they see someone with a User Educator title, they know they can turn to the person for help. I would like to be one of those people. Helping people in need. Also i think i should be a User Educator because i have awesome social skills. I have patience and i am willing to work with people, even if they are very blonde. This is why i think you should consider me as a User Educator.
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The Pingpong Smoke Bomb

For this project you will need to acquire the following supplies:
-(1) Pair of Scissors
-(4) Unused Pingpong Balls
-(1) Very Sharp Pencil
-(1) Roll of Aluminum Foil

First you have to find a clean working area. Make sure you have a table that is cleaned off very well. Make sure you are not working near any flamable liquids or objects.

Now, you have your area set up take on pingpong ball. Puncture a small hole in the top of the said pingpong ball. Make sure the pencil does go all the way through, but also make sure you have a big enough hole.

Now take your pencil out, carefully. Cut up bits of the remaining three pingpong balls and put them inside the whole of the first pingpong ball. After you put the peices of the pingpong ball, move onto the next step.

Next, put the pencil back in the whole. Wrap the intire pingpong ball in the Aluminum Foil. Also wrap up some of the pencil (half way or less should do it). Now slowly take the pencil out.

Congratulations you know have your finished project.

Now to set it off.
Take your lighter and spark it. Now place the flame under the ball. Smoke should start leaking out of it. DO NOT BREATHE IT IN! it smells bad...

Variations:

You can put a staw in where the pencil was. Mybe it makes it cool or better? I'm not sure.
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Free Food From Vending Machine

First you will need to get these supplies:
-(1) Brand Spankin New 1 Dollar Bill
-(1) Roll of Duct Tape
-(1) Vending Machine
-(1) Friend to Watch Your Back

First you will need to place your New Dollar Bill it looks like this Now take your duct tape an measure out 4 to 5 feet of duck tape. Take your duct tape and rap it around the right side of the dollar bill. It should now look like this: Notice that there is no duct tape hanging off the dollar bill. Although, the duct tape doesn't go as far left (some of the times). Now you will take the dollar bill and insert it into the machine. Most new machines will rip your dollar, but the olds will work.

Good luck and happy hacking!
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Ipod Caring Cases

Ok, for the first ipod caring case you will need the following supplies:
-Exacto Knife
-Sharpie
-Ipod
-A paper back book, atleast two times as four times as thick as the ipod

Now take your paper back book and open it to about 1/4 the way threw the book. Place your iPod in the center. Now take out your sharpie. While holding your Ipod firmly in place, trace your iPod with the sharpie.

Now you have your outline for your ipod. Get your exacto knife out and cut along the sharpies lines. Do not cut through the whole book! After you finished cutting out the rectangle, take out all of the papers. Throw them away in your trash can, trust me... they make a big mess!

Now place your iPod into the book and see if it fits. If it it does congratz and skip down to the next paragraph. If it doesn't keep reading on. Now your left with mybe 1 uneven edge? Or a couple? well its very simple, just user your exacto knife and cut out the access paper, or you can take cissors. Which ever one is easier.

Well now you have finished it. If you don't want just a case, then measure out exactly where your head phones would be if it was in the case, and draw a line with the sharpie leading from the cut out center all the way out. Now take your cissors and cut on both of those lines. If the head phone wire needs a little more room the just cut out a little more.

Now you are finished!!
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How To Rip Videos Off of Youtube

For this project you don't need much, but you can't reall improvise so here you go:

-Camtasia Studio you can get free here - http://www.techsmith.com/download/camtasiatrial.asp

-A youtube video (preferably two)

Now first install Camtasia Studio onto your computer. Simple, right?
Ok now you have to open Camtasia, which should be on your desktop. If not go to Start -> Programs -> Camtasia.exe

Just hit try or trial version when it pops up. It should take you to a video editing screen type thing. Now look for the thing that says Record the screen.
Now click it. Then select "Region of the screen" as what you would like to record. Now hit next.

Now open your youtube video, but also leave the recording screen open. Now click select region and select the video region on the youtube window. Hit next when you think you have it. Now it will say what would you like to record again. Click the "Record Audio" one if it is not already clicked. Hit next. Now you must click "Speaker Audio (what you hear)" for it to turn out right. So click that. Hit next again. Now hit finish.
Now you will see a window with the volume, fixed region and camera. DONT TOUCH ANYTHING. Make sure the video is paused. Now hit play and quickly hit F9 after. When the video ends hit F9 again to stop. Now another window will pop up and load your video. After its done the video will play then stop. Click the save button! and save it as youtube video on your desktop. A screen will pop up again to process your recording. Now after its done it will say "What would you like to do next" click on "Edit my Recording" and hit OK!

Now in the menu bar of the next screen that pop ups under PRODUCE, click Produce video as.... When the next window pops up click on "Custom Production Settings" hit next.

If you want a video the best format for camtasia is AVI NOT WMV! so click on AVI video! Then hit Next, then next again, and again unclick "Include watermark" and hit next again. Again hit next. Then save it to your desktop as "Youtube video". Now the video will start to produce into a shareable format. Another window will pop up showing you the finished project.

Congratz, you just ripped a video off of youtube!!
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How to Succesfully Do a Kickflip on a Skateboard

For this you will need the following things:
-A skateboard
-The ability to "ollie" on a skateboard
-Patience

First step is your footing. Have your back foot flat across the tail of your board and put the ball of your other foot right infront of your back bolts.
Now for the next part. You will need to ollie as high as you possibly can. It is the same as an ollie, just your flipping your board. Now while your in the air slide the side of your foot against the grip tape up the board like ussual. But instead you will slide it up toward the inside edge of your boards nose. Then flick the nose of your skateboard with the same foot. Its just like flicking your wrist, but with your foot. Now the biggest mistake that people make during a kick flip is not getting there feet out of the way. You will have to pull your legs in as close as you can so the board can flip in the air. This happens in air very fast so you have to get this down solid and quick. Now after it makes a full rotation you will need to catch it. Use you back foot to catch it. Watch your board as it spins so you know when to catch it. Once you catch it, put your front foot on and rool away all cool. Now look at yourself. Your AWESOME!

This concludes my User Educator Application.

 

um a mm app? bad guides...

 

you have a very small chance, they want computer guides

edit: you called it an mm application :S

 

Dear the emogod,

Thank you for all your hard work you have put into your application. .

However, the User Education team has decided that it has not fully met the requirements to be accepted. Regrettably, I must deny your application for User Education.

I do, however, implore you too apply again, and never give up. If you need help on your application, simply ask an available User Educator online. They will gladly assist you in your questions while making your application.

Again, sorry.

Denied.