Live to Die's User Educator Application: [DENIED/BANNED]

Hello, I'm "Live To Die" And, I want to become a User Educator. The reason being is I love to help people

and there problems. I have alot of patience with people/children. So, if Anyone might need me. I will always be able to awnser

there question successfully without any dout. If I couldn't awnser your question I will research 24/7 untill I have found it.

Thats why I'm dedicated to the User Educator Team! And, I also reach to the expectations!​

All these pictures were found in GOOGLE.com and Some were mine!

The TuTorials:
- How to install your RAM cards into your computer
- How to Use your Firewall (GOOD GUIDE)
- How to Save your computer of viruses over MSN!
- How to Make A Blow Gun
- How to make a cloud in the BOTTLE!
- Extra How to fake sick and get out of school!
- Extra How to Make a Stink BOMB!
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TuTorial 1: How to install your RAM cards into your computer!


Ok, this is a tutorial on how to install your RAM Cards into your computer. What is RAM you say? RAM is a kind

Of computer memomry. That can be accessed randomly/Anyway. It is any "Byte" of a meomry that can be accessed with not touching

the byte! And RAM is found in most computers, phones,etc!

• Step 1: First, you must have a computer and have a little experince with them!
  
  
• Step 2: Turn off the whole entire computer and unplug everything connected to it to not get shocked by high Voltage!

• Step 3: Take off the Cover of the computer/desktop that you can easily slide. You may have to unscrew things.

• Step 4: Find/Trace you're RAM card slots. If you have found it, it should like the following:

• Step 5: I hope you have an extra slot. You may tell if you can see one of the slots of thnat are empty. If there are no more
  
  slots then your screwd. No just kidding. If there are no more don't try to put it any random spots, you may damage the card and
  
  or your PC.
  
  
• Step 6: Now, this step will show you how to put it in. So, you must open the slots. There are white and black little things
  
  you must push down on those.
  
  
• Step 7: Now, put your card in the slot and make sure it goes the same way as the other cards if you don't your actually metall
  
  and you can damage your card slot.
  
  
• Step 8: Push hard on the white and black little things and it should have a little sound, and if you do its installed.
  
  
• Step 9: Now, you must cover up the computer Cover Back.
  
  
• Step 10: Plug in everything in the computer the monitor, plugs,etc.
  
  
• Step 11: Your going to hear a beep its going to explode get outta of the way! No just kidding, if you hear a beep its kind of
  
  short you installed it correctly.

PS- If you hear a long ass beep you did something wrong!


Now, this is my guide on how to install RAM on your computer!


Tutorial 2: How to Use FireWall, you complete GUIDE!

Windows Firewall offers alot to your! It protects your network and alot of othr things! But, sadly it doesn't detect any virsues! IN this guide I will teach you HOW TO USE Firewall!


Sub Part 1- How to turn on and OFF fire Wall!

Step 1: Go to Start, and now click "Control Panel"





Step 2: Double Click On Windows Fire Wall!





Step 3: How to turn on & off Firewall!






Sub Part 2- Allowing Execptions to your FIREWALL!


Step 1: Go to a program it doesn't allow right click it and Properties! And find the LINK it gives for you to serach it!






Step 2: Go to Firewall Box, go to "Exceptions"






Step 3: And go to the "ADD Program" And click it, and copy and Paste the link that you need!





Step 4: Copy the Link you have and, and press open and your done!







TuTorial 3: How to Prevent people from Sending You KeyLogged By MSN!


This tutorial will show you how not to get keylogged by File Transfers. I hope you will use this guide with good Intentions!


First go to, the litle [v] box that looks like that and go to Tools> Options!




Now, you have pressed the button "Options" and now, go to File Transefers, and you will see this:

• Check the box that I have told you!
  
  
  
• Now, when you have pressed apply and ok. When someone is messaging you, and wants to send you something if it is liable with
  
• viruses,etc it will decline it for you. If not, accept it and then put in a .RAR file and scan it with www.virus.jotti.org!

Ok, now you have completed your task!




Tutorial 4: How to Make A Blow Gun



You need to go to a plumbing store from some tubes, 4-5 Feet for the tube.

Ok, now lets get back to the tutorial. Find a straight tube thats 4-5 Feet long. If your not sure, hold it straight up, and put

it agaisnt the ruler. Now, you can just look at it and tell! Once, you've found a straight tube. Put around the tube a woolcloth!

You are asking why do we need the woolcloth? You need so its cushionly and it won't hurt to hold it! Sometimes people just have

it for show, if you want to actually use it and don't want it to break the first time you use it do this! With an extremtly HOT

ironer! Make the hollow peace larger in the center of the tube untill the blow gun can be slided in. Now, with beeswax secure the

little tips of the of the tube, so it wont move! Now, you must cut of the edges of the blow gun untill you remove the slag! Now,

well done you have finished your OWN little blow gun





Now, for you to shoot it you can use small things like arrows, little napkins, peas,etc. They must be really small to fit! And

you need a pin thats really smalled with filed off make, a little point, and some cotton that bound the end of it to make it fit

inside the blowgun. Now you can prepare it by fastening the little pecies of carpet stuck so its just below the beeswax







Tutorial 5: How to make a cloud in the BOTTLE!

Ok, this is a tutorial on how to make a cloud in the bottle it is fairly easy but, you must have an IQ of 1.0 or above to do this. And, yes you will need matches please be carefull!


Supplys You'll need:

- 1 Liter Bottle

- Warm Water
-Matches

Ok, now how to do it!

First, get the 1 Liter bottle and fill it up with EXTRA EXTRA Hot water!

• Now, Light up the match and let it burn for about 3 secound and put it in the water bottle! Quickly about 3 secounds later blow on it! And put the front of the match in the bottle! And now just let the smoke evaporate in the Bottle filled with warm water! Now, right before your eyes the smoke will be gone 0.0!

- This is the closes picture I can get with Warm Water and the match!

• Now, fasten the bottle cap around the bottle! Don't squeeze the water bottle untill its all the way tight! You don't want any air/smoke to get out! Now, squeeze the water bottle as HARD as you can! Do it 7-10 times! Then wait about 10 secounds and squeeze it hard again! But, now Squeeze it again for along time about 10 secounds! And let go! Now, take off the Cap and watch the fogginess of it!

Extra- 6: How to fake sick and get out of school!

This a tutorial on how to fake sick and get out of school!

First, you need to get a thermometer and put it under hot water, for about 10 secounds. Next, get a rag put hot water on it and wipe your forehead it will seem like your sweating. Now, you must need another rag next to your nightstand, and have the thermometer ready. Have your parents wake you. You scream outloud and say I'm SiiiiiCkk! Exactly,5 "I's"! And, have breath DEEPLY. Your mom notices the thermometer it will be just about 102F. and she will say young MAN YOU are not going to school today. And, your like MOM i have to! And, she calls the school saying your not coming. And now 10 minutes later, you get out of bed get dressed and tell your mom your feeling better and she will be like were you faking it with me? And you just come up with the truth and pretend to go to school. NOW, the school isn't expecting you to come, and your MOM knows you went. So, now you can go anywhere FREELY! But, make sure its important you can probably use this method once or twice!







Extra: How to make A Stink BomB, thats super SMELLY!

Have you ever been punked by your friend? Someone stole something from you? You want revenge well read this tutorial I have made

that you can makE A DISGUSTING STINK BOMB! FROM 1-10, IT IS AS SMELLY AS 10000/10! And, yes be carefull it takes alot of time and

patience!

• The things/Supplies you need:
  
• 1) A Pair of Socks
  
• 2) An about of Half gallon Jar with obviously a LID!
  
• 3) .4Liters of vinegar (Note: This will make the thing really really Smelly to make you throw up almost)
  
• 4) About 3 grams of Salt
  
• 5) About 8-10 Olives (You are thinking WTF? Olives, you will see later on this tutorial)
  
• 6) You need to exercise or run on a tredmeel
  
• 7) A rag to wipe your sweat on ( HAHA)
  
• 8) And a sweet tastey Onion

Things you need in picture:



- Jar To Big



- Salt to big







-Onions To Big Picture

• Now How to make it:
  
• Put the vinegar in the Jar and with the salt!
  
• Put the olives inside the socks and then place them in the Jar. (You are almost in the step top make smelly)
  
• Now, please don't cut your self or play with Knives cut up th Onions and place them into the Jar.
  
• Now, go on your tredmeel and excercise untill your sweating in bulks Or go outside and run!
  
• Wipe the sweat with the rag you have and then now put the in the jar ( You must squeeze the sweat into the jar)
  
• Now you must fill up the jar with vinegar all the way
  
• Now leave the Jar for about 3-6 months in the sun, and it will smell so bad you will throw up!
  
• This bomb will stink so bad it can make you throw up in an instant so wear nose plugs!
  
• Now, take the sock out and throw into an house with the windows unlocked, and there house will stink so freaking bad!
  
• HAHA, and you will have an evil laugh!! MUAHAHA

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  [*]I know its along time to wait but, its hella worth it!
  

 

Please give credit to the sites from which you took the images. Also, if you could resize em so it doesn't page break.. that'd be great .

Read PM.

 

All Images were from google, I'll put it in my thread now

 

Dear Live To Die,

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Vouche, good guides.

 

Thanks Shame

 

Nice guides.

 

Thanks SlaveOfThebeast!

 

Glad you didn't give up
Nice guides GL with getting accepted :}

 

Thanks Quhx.

 

Wow awesome guides i love the pictures to reading this has helped me alot in some of the guides ty so much. I hope you make user ed!

 

Thx B4di

 

There are not enough computer realated guides there.\

E: + faking sick is just wrong

 

It's pretty fun though =/ Theres 2 computer guides and 3 cool other ones.

 

you got me there good luck :!

 

Thanks Xjaa!

 

good stuff and guides.
Excellent use of the website www.google.com

 

HE means the images I guess.



<E> Live to Die- says:

 

good guide
very informative
didnt know it was that easy to install ram lol
GL

 

Thanks