Live to Die's User Educator Application: [INCOMPLETE]

Live To Die · Jun 23, 2007

Hello, I'm "Live To Die" And, I want to become a User Educator. The reason being is I love to help people and there problems. I have alot of patience with people/children. So, if Anyone might need me. I will always be able to awnser there question successfully without any dout. If I couldn't awnser your question I will research 24/7 untill I have found it. Thats why I'm dedicated to the User Educator Team! And, I also reach to the expectations!

The TuTorials:
- How to install your RAM cards into your computer
- How to make a stink Bomb

TuTorial 1: How to install your RAM cards into your computer!

Ok, this is a tutorial on how to install your RAM Cards into your computer. What is RAM you say? RAM is a kind Of computer memomry. That can be accessed randomly/Anyway. It is any "Byte" of a meomry that can be accessed with not touching the byte! And RAM is found in most computers, phones,etc!

Step 1: First, you must have a computer and have a little experince with them!

Step 2: Turn off the whole entire computer and unplug everything connected to it to not get shocked by high Voltage!

Step 3: Take off the Cover of the computer/desktop that you can easily slide. You may have to unscrew things.

Step 4: Find/Trace you're RAM card slots. If you have found it, it should like the following:

Step 5: I hope you have an extra slot. You may tell if you can see one of the slots of thnat are empty. If there are no more slots then your screwd. No just kidding. If there are no more don't try to put it any random spots, you may damage the card and or your PC.

Step 6: Now, this step will show you how to put it in. So, you must open the slots. There are white and black little things you must push down on those.

Step 7: Now, put your card in the slot and make sure it goes the same way as the other cards if you don't your actually metall and you can damage your card slot.

Step 8: Push hard on the white and black little things and it should have a little sound, and if you do its installed.

Step 9: Now, you must cover up the computer Cover Back.

Step 10: Plug in everything in the computer the monitor, plugs,etc.

Step 11: Your going to hear a beep its going to explode get outta of the way! No just kidding, if you hear a beep its kind of short you installed it correctly.

PS- If you hear a long ass beep you did something wrong!

Now, this is my guide on how to install RAM on your computer!

TuTorial 2: How to make A Stink BomB, thats super SMELLY!

Have you ever been punked by your friend? Someone stole something from you? You want revenge well read this tutorial I have made that you can makE A DISGUSTING STINK BOMB! FROM 1-10, IT IS AS SMELLY AS 10000/10! And, yes be carefull it takes alot of time and patience!

The things/Supplies you need:

1) A Pair of Socks

2) An about of Half gallon Jar with obviously a LID!

3) .4Liters of vinegar (Note: This will make the thing really really Smelly to make you throw up almost)

4) About 3 grams of Salt

5) About 8-10 Olives (You are thinking WTF? Olives, you will see later on this tutorial)

6) You need to exercise or run on a tredmeel

7) A rag to wipe your sweat on ( HAHA)

8) And a sweet tastey Onion

Things you need in picture:

- Jar To Big

- Salt to big

-Onions To Big Picture

Now How to make it:

Put the vinegar in the Jar and with the salt!

Put the olives inside the socks and then place them in the Jar. (You are almost in the step top make smelly)

Now, please don't cut your self or play with Knives cut up th Onions and place them into the Jar.

Now, go on your tredmeel and excercise untill your sweating in bulks Or go outside and run!

Wipe the sweat with the rag you have and then now put the in the jar ( You must squeeze the sweat into the jar)

Now you must fill up the jar with vinegar all the way

Now leave the Jar for about 3-6 months in the sun, and it will smell so bad you will throw up!

This bomb will stink so bad it can make you throw up in an instant so wear nose plugs!

Now, take the sock out and throw into an house with the windows unlocked, and there house will stink so freaking bad!

HAHA, and you will have an evil laugh!! MUAHAHA

[*]I know its along time to wait but, its hella worth it!