Discord Log

#2985 Soheil: dont ever fucking mention everyone again
#1217 Shin: lololol it's
#8898 Cost: possibly H1Z1 tomorrow?
#1217 Shin: Oops
#2335 Excelont: Who are you
#8898 Cost: i am Cost
#8898 Cost: it me
#2335 Excelont: Where eveeryone at
#8898 Cost: dat you?
#2985 Soheil: we're in the better discord
#7703 {Bonald Blan} jrsmithfan1: we are in another discord
#7703 {Bonald Blan} jrsmithfan1: without any scammers like you
#1217 Shin: DNT lol'
#7703 {Bonald Blan} jrsmithfan1: rip john
#2985 Soheil: where market bans are equals
#3452 Syed: i dont believe in the separation of church and state
#3452 Syed: it was a mistake
#5007 SuF: why am i not in a better discord you fucks
#7703 {Bonald Blan} jrsmithfan1: XD
#2335 Excelont: That's sketchy
#7703 {Bonald Blan} jrsmithfan1: cus we hate you XD
#5007 SuF: i wanna be in the discord crew
#2335 Excelont: dank
#2335 Excelont: dank
#2335 Excelont: Gratz
#1217 Shin: Hmm. What game should I write.
#8898 Cost: battleship m8
#8898 Cost: or
#8898 Cost: c4
#0271 Daddy: Shut the fuck up
#1217 Shin: !logs
#6890 ShinBot: Saving messages...
#2335 Excelont: go load your trucks
#0271 Daddy: My peasants are doing that
#0271 Daddy: I'm busy drawing beautiful creatures
#0271 Daddy:
#0271 Daddy:
#0271 Daddy:
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#1217 Shin: You broke my bot earlier with that image, lol.
#1217 Shin: Was returning null exception.
#1217 Shin: xd
#0271 Daddy: Rekt
#1217 Shin:
#2985 Soheil: sounds like shit coding
#1217 Shin: ```if len(msg) != 0:```
#2985 Soheil:
#1217 Shin: Just had to add that
#6159 Sythe: still shit coding
#6159 Sythe: > 0
#1217 Shin: True
#1217 Shin:
#1217 Shin: >.>
#6159 Sythe: fucking finally
#6159 Sythe: you know what
#6159 Sythe: discord api support is so horrible
#6159 Sythe: it takes the same length of time to get setup again when you switch languages
#9576 Lame123: just had the worst bot lane ever
#9576 Lame123: fucking niggers man
#6159 Sythe: documentation says it'll work on php 5.6
#6159 Sythe: ok so kingdoms was also written on php 5
#6159 Sythe: install php 5.6
#6159 Sythe: doesnt work
#1217 Shin: Lol
#6159 Sythe: turns out it actually only works with php 7
#6159 Sythe: but of course dont fucking update the doco or anything you wankers
#1217 Shin: Yeah. Getting set up...
#1217 Shin: That took me quite a while. Lol.
#0271 Daddy: Discord RPGs aren't even fun you faggot nerds
#6159 Sythe: at least they added proper threading to php somewhere after 5.6
#6159 Sythe: so it doesnt chew a core doing nothing
#6159 Sythe: like kingdoms used to
#6159 Sythe: lel
#0271 Daddy: I chew gum
#9576 Lame123: go sell more rsgp you fucking scanner
#6159 Sythe: you chew cum
#0271 Daddy: Fun rank pls
#0271 Daddy: Cum Chewer
#1217 Shin: Oof
#0271 Daddy: Www.datboi.info
#9576 Lame123: www.goodluckbud.com
#0271 Daddy: So I'm talking to this chick and she has a kid
#0271 Daddy: But c-section
#0271 Daddy: Fair game right?
#2985 Soheil: dont fuck with girl that have kids their vaginas absorbe cummies
#0271 Daddy: I make big cums too
#0271 Daddy: Scary
#9576 Lame123: i make big ric cum
#9576 Lame123: scary
#9576 Lame123: tori black isnt even a good fap
#4876 Mee6: GG , you just advanced to **level 7** !
#9576 Lame123: grats
#0271 Daddy: She's gross
#0271 Daddy: Her snapchat shows her scummy life
#4265 dropperz: Bailey Jay is yummy
#1217 Shin: !imgur Bailey Jay
#4876 Mee6: You have to have sex with either Bailey Jay or Buck Angel to save the Universe. Choose wisely.
#9576 Lame123: lololol
#9576 Lame123: ded
#1132 super: who won the thing
#4876 Mee6: GG , you just advanced to **level 1** !

 

#1132 super: fuck you
#2286 Tyler: the thing
#2286 Tyler: friday
#3704 Gracious: Congratulations
#3704 Gracious: Well done
#4065 logan: lmaooo damn ma u got a fatty
#4265 dropperz: hi
#3565 Superman:
#3565 Superman: ur a gangsta
#6526 Bakey: http://puu.sh/qpaia.png
#6526 Bakey: the fuk is dis mini
#1217 Shin: !dice
#6890 ShinBot: rolled 5 out of 100.
#6526 Bakey: s/o discord not embedding puush links
#1217 Shin: fk
#3704 Gracious: That that guud shit
#6526 Bakey: dno where it came from thoe
#9576 Lame123: !dice
#6890 ShinBot: rolled 34 out of 100.
#9576 Lame123: i win bitch
#9576 Lame123: fuck you
#1217 Shin:
#1217 Shin: Ummmm
#1217 Shin:
#1217 Shin: sv_cheats 1
#6890 ShinBot: has toggled on!
#1217 Shin: !dice
#6890 ShinBot: rolled 100 out of 100. DIS SHIT IT RIGGED LUL
#1217 Shin: Gottem
#1217 Shin: Hmm
#1217 Shin: z
#1217 Shin:
#7039 Sephiroth878: HEya or would there happen to be any update on my name change poll?
#8771 Jack: i think we agreed it would be infinitely easier to ban you instead
#5596 Sonia: yes
#3565 Superman: hello hello
#3565 Superman: i was pinged
#3565 Superman: no there would not happen to be an update on your name change poll please wait 7 days
#3565 Superman: from your request
#6159 Sythe: hi
#6526 Bakey: Hi
#7703 {Bonald Blan} jrsmithfan1: what do u want
#6526 Bakey: Damn lots of people on here
#6526 Bakey:
#7039 Sephiroth878: wait what ?
#7039 Sephiroth878: lol
#7039 Sephiroth878: my apologies i wasnt awar eof the timeframe. Just woke up
#3704 Gracious: lolat your report
#9576 Lame123: can i get the L capitalized in my name
#9576 Lame123: thanks
#5596 Sonia: Lol
#1540 Leedly: lmao
#1540 Leedly: tfw 2hi af
#9576 Lame123: blade
#9576 Lame123: hi
#1540 Leedly: ya
#1540 Leedly: ay fam
#7039 Sephiroth878: ayyyy
#1217 Shin: grats
#7039 Sephiroth878: man todays been a pissy day
#7039 Sephiroth878: as you know
#9576 Lame123: guy
#9576 Lame123: you need to chill
#7039 Sephiroth878: lol lame
#1217 Shin: Yeah I'm sorry man
#7039 Sephiroth878: lol it was entertaining though
#1540 Leedly: lame
#9576 Lame123: everything is chiller when you just chill
#1540 Leedly: r u 2ih
#9576 Lame123: thats the best advice i can give NA
#9576 Lame123: ofc
#1540 Leedly: ^
#1540 Leedly: cowsep tier
#7039 Sephiroth878: much appreciated
#1540 Leedly: then lame
#1540 Leedly: fuckin
#1540 Leedly: '
#1540 Leedly: listen to this
#1540 Leedly: not rat i swer
#9576 Lame123: listening now
#9576 Lame123: wtf
#1540 Leedly: RIGHT
#9610 justin: Just got a fish
#9610 justin: His names car
#9610 justin: Carl
#7039 Sephiroth878: Whatup tho
#9610 justin: He's gonna be the frattiest fish alive
#9576 Lame123: This is pretty fucking sick. It's literally a meme machine
#7039 Sephiroth878: nice
#1540 Leedly: yep
#6159 Sythe: so whats the deal with discord usernames and differentiators
#6159 Sythe: can they be faked
#6159 Sythe: is there no guid for discord
#1540 Leedly: yes and no
#9576 Lame123: my fish literally killed itself in plastic sea weed. Iv never been the same.
#1540 Leedly: the server admin can (and nano has)
#7039 Sephiroth878: #blade howso?
#1540 Leedly: Set nickname commands to be verified before attached
#9610 justin: That's fucked lame
#1540 Leedly: try to do /nick anything
#9610 justin: What was his name

 

#7039 Sephiroth878: dont forget discord has 2fa and it can be forced server wide
#9576 Lame123: /kick blade
#7039 Sephiroth878: if needed
#9610 justin: Can we chill with the discord talk and just talk about Carl?
#5596 Sonia: so wait anyone can change their names to anything?
#1540 Leedly: so basically the nick command CAN let you impersonate
#1540 Leedly: but only if enabled, so we're safe
#9610 justin: Kinda killing my vibes
#5596 Sonia: even with 2fa?
#6159 Sythe: but will it have a different differentiator
#1540 Leedly: Yes, 2fa is for the discord tag itself
#9576 Lame123: no
#6159 Sythe: like the number after the hash
#1540 Leedly: no
#1540 Leedly: nicks don't have those
#9610 justin: what was ur fishes name?
#7039 Sephiroth878: It stays the same
#1540 Leedly: your name which is #1234 never changes
#1540 Leedly: it's your account id
#9576 Sythe: hi
#9576 Sythe: pls tade me mills
#7039 Sephiroth878: lol
#6159 Sythe: its not called accountid
#5596 Sonia: Watch it on playback,
#6159 Sythe: in the api
#5596 Sonia: discord tag
#7039 Sephiroth878: 9576 and 6159 are diff. so yeah
#1540 Leedly: wait how did it let you change to sythe tho lel
#9610 justin: Hello?
#3661 Prometheus_: you can make another discord account with new nick
#3661 Prometheus_: BUT
#7039 Sephiroth878: probably because hes an admin
#9610 justin: Have any of you guys had fish before?
#3661 Prometheus_: you have to wait a week till your old nickexpires
#9576 Lame123: You can change it to anything }
#5596 Sonia: yh i had a goldfish, for like a week
#9610 justin: If I get it glow in the dark rocks will it able to sleep
#5596 Sonia: fish dont sleep
#1540 Leedly: lame change it to something now
#1540 Leedly: like goldfish69
#9610 justin: Fish sleep idiot
#1540 Leedly: try "tag number"
#9610 justin: Just googled it
#3565 Superman: 2016 West Virginia flood - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
#3565 Superman: did you guys hear about this
#9576 Lame123: There is a limit on how how many times you can change it.
#5596 Sonia: oh ok, well they dont close their eyes then is what i meant?
#1540 Leedly: nah tbh
#9576 Lame123: gotta wait a few mins
#7039 Sephiroth878: Superman i think so
#1540 Leedly: ah
#1540 Leedly: i gotta check with nano or sm1
#5596 Sonia: didnt hear about it
#9610 justin: Damn Carl would be hella happy if we had a flood like that here
#5596 Sonia: i aint even caught up with Uk news.
#3565 Superman: who is carl??
#9610 justin: Carl is my new fish bro
#6159 Sythe: name The user’s username. id The user’s unique ID. discriminator The user’s discriminator. This is given when the username has conflicts.
#5596 Sonia: lmao
#9610 justin: Boutta be the frattiest fish alive
#6159 Sythe: ok the discriminator is not the same as the userid
#6159 Sythe: I'm assuming you can fake it
#9610 justin: What decorations should I get him
#3565 Superman: bro did you really get a fish
#9610 justin: Yeah he's an alpha
#9610 justin: Not a beta
#1540 Leedly: that api is shit
#1540 Leedly: that makes no sense
#3565 Superman: what kind of fish
#5596 Sonia: ^
#3565 Superman: pic?
#9610 justin: An alpha
#6159 Sythe: #Blade its honestly so badly thought out
#5596 Sonia: what type of fish
#9610 justin: I'll post a threat tonite
#3565 Superman: its an alpha fish?
#3565 Superman: it deserves a whole thread?
#9610 justin: Yeah it's an alpha fish
#5596 Sonia: lol
#6159 Sythe: this is the meme of 2016 I.T. it's all about rich integration and no one knows how to build anything properly anymore
#9610 justin: I'll post a Carl thread soon
#6915 Frankz: lol
#4876 Mee6: GG , you just advanced to **level 7** !
#3565 Superman: if you were alpha
#3565 Superman: you'd eat Carl
#6159 Sythe: xf is exactly the same
#9610 justin: Fuck yes it does dude
#3565 Superman: grats
#9610 justin: GRATS
#9610 justin: Who in their right mind would eat car
#9610 justin: Carl
#9610 justin: That's fucked
#7039 Sephiroth878: im looking into nickname permissions
#3565 Superman: pescatarians?
#5596 Sonia: what is pornhub-tori black
#1540 Leedly: lmao
#6159 Sythe: you got that from silicon valley
#4876 Mee6: GG , you just advanced to **level 8** !
#1540 Leedly: gz
#9610 justin: I'll fuck up any pescatarians
#5596 Sonia: gratz

 

#3565 Superman: grats you're level 8
#0271 Daddy: sad
#0271 Daddy: !rank
#4876 Mee6: : **LEVEL 11** | **XP 327/1255** | **TOTAL XP 6102** | **Rank 4/83**
#1540 Leedly: Discord - Free voice and text chat for gamers did you see this?
#5596 Sonia: srsly what kinda games do these people play :\ pornhub-tori black is it a song or a game.. i can't tell.. and huniepop sex adventures
#1540 Leedly: he renamed the game himself
#1540 Leedly: to be cool
#1540 Leedly: he's not playing anything
#5596 Sonia: o
#1540 Leedly: it's prob notepad
#3452 Syed: me? lol im playing huniepop
#6159 Sythe: #blade yeah I have two bots registered what about it
#1540 Leedly: according to this
#1540 Leedly: discriminator is the number
#3452 Syed: http://puu.sh/qpdEb/bb82564137.png
#1540 Leedly: and username is...the ...nick?
#3452 Syed: screenshot of my huniepop play
#6159 Sythe: Leedly ->id: according to this Leedly ->id: discriminator is the number Syed ->id: http://puu.sh/qpdEb/bb82564137.png Leedly ->id: and username is...the ...nick?
#6159 Sythe: see those numbers
#6159 Sythe: that's the ID
#1540 Leedly: that's the id
#1540 Leedly: http://puu.sh/qpdFs/17e9f6b08e.png
#7039 Sephiroth878: lol
#6159 Sythe: thats the GUID for each user
#9610 justin: Getting Carl fucked up right now
#6159 Sythe: yeah username + discrimnator can be faked
#9610 justin: Pouring beer in his tank LOL
#5596 Sonia: srsly? why don't you just play sims
#3452 Syed: cant jerk off to the sims
#7039 Sephiroth878: Touche
#7039 Sephiroth878: lol
#1540 Leedly: no
#1540 Leedly: discriminator can't be faked
#9610 justin: DUDE
#9610 justin: blade and Sythe
#3452 Syed: im not actually playing it but i wanted you guys to think i was autistic so i launched it and took a screenshot
#3452 Syed: is that worse
#9610 justin: Please take this conversation elsewhere
#1540 Leedly6969: test
#1540 Leedly6969: Ya, you can change username I just did
#1540 Leedly6969: you can't change the numbers
#5596 Sonia: lol
#7039 Sephiroth878: Blade it didnt change on my end
#6159 Sythe: k
#6526 Bakey: You still own it
#7039 Sephiroth878: when you said test
#5596 Sonia: im pretty sure you're desperate and playing it tho
#1540 Leedly: no, my username changed
#1540 Leedly: not my nick
#7039 Sephiroth878: oh
#1540 Leedly: my nick is server admin allowed at blade
#1540 Leedly: because the /nick command should only be for mod+
#1540 Leedly: but whoever added the DNT usergroup is an idiot
#7039 Sephiroth878: oh ok your username is leedley
#7039 Sephiroth878: or w/e
#1540 Leedly: ye
#6159 Sythe: this system is stupid af
#3452 Syed: discowddd
#5596 Sonia: Anyways, off to bed. night ..
#3452 Syed: kys
#3661 Prometheus_: did you came uo with that syed
#9610 justin: I think Carl has separation anxiety
#3661 Prometheus_: epic
#7039 Sephiroth878: nightt
#1540 Leedly: i lied
#6526 Bakey: Gn
#1540 Leedly: Is it possible to change your discord tag? • /r/discordapp
#1540 Leedly: top comment
#9610 justin: Is anybody listening ????
#9610 justin: MY FISH HAS SEPARATION ANXIETY
#6159 Sythe: yeah ok so you can fake it
#3452 Syed: fuck your fish dude
#6526 Bakey: Give it some air
#6159 Sythe: thats what I was after
#3452 Syed: its a piece of shit
#9610 justin: What the fuck dude
#1540 Leedly:
#5596 Sonia: rude
#1540 Leedly: i need a DNt user
#1540 Leedly: to test something
#9610 justin: That's fucked
#3452 Syed: sorry
#3452 Syed: your fish owes me $20
#3452 Syed: and he wont give it back
#9610 justin: How
#9610 justin: He was literally born 4 days ago
#9610 justin: In front of my eyes
#1540 Leedly: when you pull the chat i'm in now, does it show "blade"
#3452 Syed: lmao idk but he owes me $20
#3452 Syed: you gonna pay it or what
#9610 justin: Guess I'm gonna have it
#9610 justin: To
#9610 justin: No idea how Carl would have done that though
#3452 Syed: god bless
#6159 Sythe: Leedly ->id: when you pull the chat i'm in now, does it show "blade"
#1540 Leedly: Right, so that would work
#6159 Sythe: Leedly ->id: when you pull the chat i'm in now, does it show "blade"
#1540 Leedly: Because I'm only known as "Blade" on this server which nano set so that my nick has to match my sythe.org name
#1540 Leedly: so as long as a mod doesn't allow it, nobody's nick can change
#9610 justin: Sythe literally

 

#9610 justin: Chill dude
#1540 Leedly: lel
#1540 Leedly: im so fucked rn
#1540 Leedly: this shit's really nice
#1540 Leedly: my friend's brotrher backed into my car but
#1540 Leedly: not gonna let it ruin this
#1540 Leedly: sativa is bae
#7039 Sephiroth878: blade be blazed
#7039 Sephiroth878: eh
#7039 Sephiroth878: lol
#1540 Leedly: TL;DR - discord sucks
#7039 Sephiroth878: it could be worse
#3661 Prometheus_: its alright, needs more feedback to dev
#7039 Sephiroth878: Well the unofficial OPenAPI is nice though
#1217 Shin: {12:17 AM} Sythe: this is the meme of 2016 I.T. it's all about rich integration and no one knows how to build anything properly anymore
#1217 Shin: `rich integration`
#1217 Shin: lel
#1217 Shin: I realized in my log file I need to change the back to their name. smh annoying lol, though it's pulling it from #mentions in chat.
#1217 Shin: !log
#1217 Shin: !logs
#6890 ShinBot: Saving messages...
#1217 Shin: ```Sythe#6159: Leedly ->id: when you pull the chat i'm in now, does it show "blade" Leedly#1540: Right, so that would work```
#1217 Shin: If you enabled Developer Mode in `User Settings > Appearance` you should be able to right-click a server, channel, user, etc. and grab their respective ID's.
#1217 Shin:
#5596 Sonia: ok
#5596 Sonia: ?
#0271 Daddy: Twitch
#0271 Daddy: WHAT THE FUCK AM I WATCHING
#9576 Lame123: #blade re install lig
#9576 Lame123:
#1540 Leedly: nty
#1540 Leedly: i like overwatch
#9576 Lame123: how
#9576 Lame123: it gets so boring
#1540 Leedly: its competitive
#6159 Sythe: I dont care about actually verifying people on this
#1540 Leedly: but it doesn't require 5hrs/day to be pro like league
#9576 Lame123: sure but lig is more competitive
#6159 Sythe: just interested in making sure people cant hijack eachother's kingdoms lol
#1540 Leedly: LOL
#1540 Leedly: good so you don't give a fuck either if it's official sythe
#1540 Leedly: linked
#4265 dropperz: 300M goodiebag live # Twitch
#4265 dropperz: tune in now!
#6159 Sythe: no
#1540 Leedly: good
#1540 Leedly: tbh
#6159 Sythe: sorry if i gave that impression lol
#1540 Leedly: Ahh i wasn't behind it then
#6159 Sythe: all I'm trying to do is get kingdoms running
#1540 Leedly: but if it's for vidyer games then fuck yeah
#1540 Leedly: When you attach it, discord reads the id and gives it to the user
#1540 Leedly: like the bots on here atm pull your id
#6159 Sythe: yeah
#1540 Leedly: so even if i log on another server, another username another device
#1540 Leedly: it's still me
#1540 Leedly: and the game knows that
#1540 Leedly: that's hwo the one nano broguht and you kicked is
#9576 Lame123: wtf
#9576 Lame123: is that english
#9576 Lame123: blade
#9576 Lame123: lay off the kush
#0271 Daddy: Watch ckurtis on Twitch
#1217 Shin: Yeah. You should be able to hijack them.
#1217 Shin: 'message.author = Shin#1217 message.author.id = 131104669383524353'
#9576 Lame123: nobody cares gun...dammit FUCK ass TITS....SORRY MY NAN HACKED MY KEYBOARD
#1217 Shin: Either one should deter it really.
#0271 Daddy: SHUT THE FUCK UP LAME
#3565 Superman:
#3565 Superman: what the fuck is this twitch stream
#3565 Superman: oh shit
#3565 Superman: its not you
#3565 Superman:
#3565 Superman: what the fuck is this twitch stream lol
#0271 Daddy: i have no idea how hes not banned
#0271 Daddy: he literally just did a song about niggers
#0271 Daddy: and Emily faking cancer
#3565 Superman: i just tuned into some weird "you win" video
#3565 Superman: and now i see he's playing piano requests?
#1217 Shin: lolololol
#0271 Daddy: wait til it spices up
#3565 Superman: not necessarily a bad idea streaming with synthesia hooked up
#3565 Superman: didnt know people wanted to watch that sort of stuff
#3565 Superman: what the actual fuck is this man
#0271 Daddy: Dude seems like a spastic fuck
#0271 Daddy: but he has a sick setup tbh
#3565 Superman: this is the strangest thing i've seen in a long time
#1217 Shin: lmao
#0271 Daddy: He's calling in the aliens
#1217 Shin: It was funny when someone tried using one of those on AGT
#1217 Shin: xD
#3565 Superman: i know what a theremin is but like
#3565 Superman: this guy has almost a thousand people watching him do this stuff
#3565 Superman: wtf
#1217 Shin: When Kylelandry started streaming first day on Twitch, he had like 50,000+ viewers or something
#1217 Shin: Including the entire Twitch staff
#0271 Daddy: Ice Poseidon hosted him
#1217 Shin: Lol xD
#3565 Superman: wtf
#3565 Superman: kyle landry is streaming on twitch?
#1217 Shin: Yeah lmfao

 

#1217 Shin: Watched him on YouTube for years
#0271 Daddy: Same with Nadeshot
#1217 Shin: I was flipping when he started streaming on Twitch
#1217 Shin: His handle should be kylelandrypiano
#0271 Daddy: Nadeshot's first Twitch stream pulled 113k viewers
#1217 Shin: www.twitch.tv/kylelandrypiano
#3565 Superman: Twitch
#3565 Superman: yeah
#1217 Shin: I was subscribed to him for like 6 months.
#0271 Daddy: yo
#0271 Daddy: shin
#0271 Daddy: superman
#0271 Daddy: here it comes
#0271 Daddy: Wait for the Emily songs
#3565 Superman: meaning?
#1217 Shin: He got his $50,000 in donations for a Steinway too.
#1217 Shin: That's what really drove him to stream.
#1217 Shin: Plus his cats.
#1217 Shin:
#3565 Superman: cant say i agree with the song choices so far
#1217 Shin: Same.
#1217 Shin: looool big time weeb
#0271 Daddy: LOL
#1217 Shin:
#3565 Superman: do you have to donate to make a request or something?
#0271 Daddy: Man people donate to anything
#0271 Daddy: SodaPoppin got $130k in his first sellout stream
#1217 Shin: Hotline now open
#1217 Shin: Lmfao
#0271 Daddy: literally just in his pocket
#0271 Daddy: not even a charity stream
#6159 Sythe: a
#1217 Shin: Lol wtf
#6159 Sythe: a
#6159 Sythe: !hi
#6159 Sythe: !hi
#3565 Superman: i dunno man
#3565 Superman: i'll stick to youtube
#1217 Shin: Going back to shroud
#1217 Shin: Sup
#0271 Daddy: wow you're gay
#0271 Daddy: Shroud is an overhyped annoying cuck
#1217 Shin: Meh
#6159 Sythe: hey
#6159 Sythe: this bot is a pita but almost working
#1217 Shin: Haha
#1217 Shin: Fair enough
#1217 Shin: Should be able to message it privately too
#1217 Shin: (the commands)
#1217 Shin: Not sure if you disabled that or not
#6159 Sythe: yeah I have to figure that out yet
#1217 Shin: I was working on learning stuff for the API and coding a bunch of test stuff for like 16-17 hours straight yesterday. Only slept like 4 hours or something.
#1217 Shin: >_ #6159 Sythe: if you're keen you can look it up in discordphp for me
#1217 Shin: Sure.
#0271 Daddy:
#1217 Shin: Try this ```if ($message->channel->type !== Discord\Parts\Channel\Channel::TYPE_TEXT) { return; }```
#1217 Shin: Or modify it as needed.
#6159 Sythe: uhh
#6159 Sythe: channel type
#6159 Sythe: Discord\Parts\Channel\Message Object ( {id} => 210620162792095755 {channel_id} => 210310674348376065 {content} => a {type} => 0 {mentions} => Discord\Helpers\Collection Object ( ) {author} => Discord\Parts\User\User Object ( {id} => 108380352791187456 {username} => Sythe {avatar} => {discriminator} => 6159 {bot} => ) {mention_everyone} => {timestamp} => Carbon\Carbon Object ( {date} => 2016-08-04 04:49:19.943000 {timezone_type} => 1 {timezone} => +00:00 ) {edited_timestamp} => {tts} => {attachments} => Array ( ) {embeds} => Array ( ) {nonce} => 210620180038942720 {mention_roles} => Discord\Helpers\Collection Object ( ) {pinned} => )
#6159 Sythe: thats the data I've got
#6159 Sythe: looks like maybe it's just $message->type ?
#6159 Sythe: give me a second and I'll fire it up again and we'll see
#1217 Shin: Probably
#1217 Shin: Gotta love Python
#1217 Shin: ```if channel.is_private: await self.send_message(channel, 'This bot cannot be used here') return # If the channel is a PrivateChannel, ignore it```
#1217 Shin:
#6159 Sythe: dont even know how to send a message lol
#6159 Sythe: fucking crappy undocumented api libraries
#1217 Shin: Lol.
#1217 Shin: You just message a command to the bot personally.
#1217 Shin: I mean
#1217 Shin: That line reads to me
#1217 Shin: If the message to the channel does not match type with channel (it's a part of), then ignore the (command) request.
#9610 justin: yo
#9610 justin: why cant i embed an img
#9610 justin: to my post
#9610 justin: the {img}{/img} tags aint working
#9610 justin: picture shows up broken
#1217 Shin: ^ for discordphp
#9610 justin: #everyone
#1217 Shin: wat
#6159 Sythe: !hi
#4517 Kingdoms: , test
#1217 Shin: Are you using a .* ext?
#6159 Sythe: if ($message->channel_id == '210310674348376065' && strlen($message->content) > 0 && $message->content{0} == '!') { $message->reply("test"); }
#3565 Superman:
#6159 Sythe: easy
#3565 Superman: ypp finally banned me man
#9610 justin: Imgur: The most awesome images on the Internet
#0271 Daddy: just use Free Porn Videos & Sex Movies - Porno, XXX, Porn Tube and Pussy Porn to fix
#1217 Shin: That works too, lol.
#3452 Syed: lmao rip
#1528 FlyingToast: just go to bbcode editor
#1217 Shin: !hi
#3565 Superman: bro i'm pretty upset man
#3452 Syed: http://i.imgur.com/zUYNjtp.jpg
#1528 FlyingToast: then do that shit that way
#1217 Shin: Screw you Kingdoms
#3452 Syed: i thought you didnt play that much

 

#1528 FlyingToast: wortel was saying some shit about adding a .png at the end of it but idk if that works
#3565 Superman: i dont
#8417 {Ronald Blan}arabic mickey mouse: ahh shall skill... handsome for a man
#9610 justin: also, posting some FIRE
#6159 Sythe: yeah it crashed when I pmed it
#6159 Sythe: lol
#3565 Superman: but its still annoying man
#9610 justin: in the spam forum
#9610 justin: check it out
#9610 justin: love my boy carl!!!!!!!!!!!
#1217 Shin: Did you see the pastebin I sent?
#3452 Syed: why'd they ban you
#1217 Shin: Oh rip
#3565 Superman: their version of RWT
#6159 Sythe: if ($message->channel->type !== Discord\Parts\Channel\Channel::TYPE_TEXT) { return; }
#6159 Sythe: this one?
#1217 Shin: Yes.
#3452 Syed: what currency does that game even have wtf
#3452 Syed: do people buy it
#1217 Shin: Oh I meant literal pastebin, lol. Via DM.
#5383 Darkgroove: which game?
#3565 Superman: yeah bro
#3452 Syed: puzzle pirates
#1217 Shin: That should be the command to disallow EVERYONE from messaging the bot.
#5383 Darkgroove: ah
#3565 Superman: fuck man
#3452 Syed: sad days
#3565 Superman: hits me straight in the heart
#9610 justin: posted some FIRE in the spam forum
#1217 Shin: I contacted one of the lib devs from discordphp the second you asked.
#9610 justin: go meet my new boy carl
#1217 Shin: That's what he gave me, lol.
#3452 Syed: reminds me of my first ban from runescape
#9610 justin: great guy
#1217 Shin: xd
#5383 Darkgroove: i hear he's a scanner
#6159 Sythe: k pretty sure it wont work but will try now
#6159 Sythe: Discord\Parts\Channel\Message Object ( {id} => 210624738828091392 {channel_id} => 210623663756541953 {content} => sdfasdfasd {type} => 0 {mentions} => Discord\Helpers\Collection Object ( ) {author} => Discord\Parts\User\User Object ( {id} => 108380352791187456 {username} => Sythe {avatar} => {discriminator} => 6159 {bot} => ) {mention_everyone} => {timestamp} => Carbon\Carbon Object ( {date} => 2016-08-04 05:07:30.955000 {timezone_type} => 1 {timezone} => +00:00 ) {edited_timestamp} => {tts} => {attachments} => Array ( ) {embeds} => Array ( ) {nonce} => 210624755819085824 {mention_roles} => Discord\Helpers\Collection Object ( ) {pinned} => )
#6159 Sythe: thats all the info I have for a pm
#6159 Sythe: yeah looks like it just makes a private channel
#6159 Sythe: which is otherwise a regular channel
#6159 Sythe: !test
#4517 Kingdoms: , test
#1217 Shin: Place it in the `$discord->on('message')` function.
#1217 Shin: This... Try this ```if ($message->channel->type !== Discord\Parts\Channel\Channel::TYPE_TEXT) { return; }```
#5383 Darkgroove: #shall skill was it really necessary to include the protein powder in the background?
#6159 Sythe: $discord->on('message', function ($message, $discord) { if ($message->channel->type == Discord\Parts\Channel\Channel::TYPE_TEXT) { print_r($message); echo '^ pm'; }
#1217 Shin: So
#1217 Shin: Instead of the print
#1217 Shin: The contents should be changed to return
#1217 Shin: So I'd comment those two lines out in-case you want to revert later
#6159 Sythe: I dont want to force people to talk to it via pm only
#1217 Shin: Good for testing lol
#6159 Sythe: all I want to do is differentiate pms from normal
#1217 Shin: No
#3565 Superman: shall skill lifts
#1217 Shin: It should disallow people from PM'ing the bot
#5383 Darkgroove: dyel
#1217 Shin: So they actually use the Discord / text channels, lol.
#6159 Sythe: maybe I'm missing something
#6159 Sythe: if I right click the bot and go message
#6159 Sythe: what is that
#6159 Sythe: is that a PM
#1217 Shin: Yes
#6159 Sythe: is that a text channel
#6159 Sythe: ok what are you talking about then
#1217 Shin: It's a private channel
#3565 Superman: real question is does carl even lift
#1217 Shin:
#1217 Shin: These are text channels
#1217 Shin: PM'ing is a private channel
#6159 Sythe: yes ok and you understand that the bot needs to be interacted with both on
#6159 Sythe: and via direct message
#1217 Shin: It can be
#6159 Sythe: because otherwise people will show their hand
#1217 Shin: But doesn't need to be
#6159 Sythe: yes it does for gameplay lol
#1217 Shin: Depends on whether or not you care if they use the channel
#1217 Shin: Nah
#1217 Shin: That's just being silly lol
#1217 Shin: What's the point of creating a bot for a channel
#1217 Shin: If nobody uses the channel
#1217 Shin: Because of "strategy" lol
#1217 Shin: This isn't like poker
#1217 Shin: You don't need to hide your cards
#1217 Shin: Lmao
#6159 Sythe: lol its a competetive game
#6159 Sythe: you need to be able to pm it
#6159 Sythe: anyway brb dinner
#1217 Shin: I let people see everything I was doing
#1217 Shin: And still smashed them all
#1217 Shin:
#1217 Shin: Enjoy dinner
#5383 Darkgroove: maybe he's feeding carl the protein powder...
#1217 Shin: What
#6890 ShinBot: has toggled on!
#8436 Macroman: it puts the lotion on its skin
#1217 Shin: What? Lol.
#1217 Shin: Karl? Lift?
#5383 Darkgroove: carl*
#1217 Shin: Carl? Lift?
#6890 ShinBot: I must say no ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

#1217 Shin:
#6159 Sythe: alright we'll do it your way for now
#6159 Sythe: !test
#4517 Kingdoms: , test
#6159 Sythe: but yeah $message->channel->type doesnt give me anything
#6159 Sythe: $message->channel isnt populated
#6159 Sythe: !test
#4517 Kingdoms: , test
#1217 Shin: This one is kinda dope tbh.
#1217 Shin: I'm just questioning if it can be abused.
#1217 Shin: Like someone makes 10 Discord accounts.
#1217 Shin: Farms all of them.
#1217 Shin: Transfers items to one account.
#1217 Shin: etc
#6159 Sythe: test
#6159 Sythe: !test
#6159 Sythe: !!!!
#6159 Sythe: !h
#6159 Sythe: !fgsdf
#6159 Sythe: a
#0271 Daddy: this what
#6159 Sythe: !fdsasd
#7039 Sephiroth878: yo yo
#6159 Sythe: !a
#6159 Sythe: !dfsdfa
#6159 Sythe: !a
#6159 Sythe: sdfas
#6159 Sythe: !sdfasd
#6159 Sythe: !a
#4517 Kingdoms: , a
#0271 Daddy: THIS WHAT
#0271 Daddy: THIS WHAT
#0271 Daddy: THIS WHAT
#0271 Daddy: THIS WHAT
#0271 Daddy: THIS WHAT
#0271 Daddy: THIS WHAT
#0271 Daddy: THIS WHAT
#0271 Daddy: THIS WHAT THIS WHAT
#1217 Shin: ?
#0271 Daddy: YOU SAID THIS ONE IS KINDA DOPE
#1217 Shin: Are you talking about my...
#0271 Daddy:
#0271 Daddy:
#0271 Daddy:
#7321 kc:
#1217 Shin: I got all the memes in me pocket
#6890 ShinBot:
#1217 Shin: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
#1217 Shin: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
#6890 ShinBot: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
#1217 Shin: !a
#1217 Shin: !sdf
#1217 Shin: !test
#1217 Shin: !wtfarecommands
#6159 Sythe: !a
#4517 Kingdoms: , a
#1217 Shin: !a
#6159 Sythe: sigh
#1217 Shin: Permissive?
#6159 Sythe: you might want to dig up the game manual
#6159 Sythe: I dont remember either
#1217 Shin: I don't understand why your bot is only responding to you, lol.
#1217 Shin: Unless you coded it somewhere to do so.
#6159 Sythe: !a
#4517 Kingdoms: , a
#6159 Sythe: because I kill it when I see it doesnt work
#6159 Sythe: try now
#1217 Shin: !a
#4517 Kingdoms: , a
#1217 Shin: Okay great.
#1217 Shin: I was gonna say, lol.
#6159 Sythe: !a
#4517 Kingdoms: , a
#6159 Sythe: there must be a hidden log here soemwherre lol
#6159 Sythe: ohhh
#1217 Shin: Yeah.
#6159 Sythe: php.ini would have been reset when I went to 7
#6159 Sythe: !a
#4517 Kingdoms: , a
#6159 Sythe: !a
#4517 Kingdoms: , a
#4517 Kingdoms: , b
#4265 dropperz: dankmemes
#6890 ShinBot:
#1217 Shin: When you end up completing it, I think I'm going to reverse engineer the game lol.
#6159 Sythe: !a
#4517 Kingdoms: , b
#4517 Kingdoms: , Not sure who you are #108380352791187456
#4517 Kingdoms: , a
#4517 Kingdoms: , c
#6159 Sythe: discordphp is catching and destroying exceptions somewhere in the backend
#6159 Sythe: so I wasnt getting them
#6159 Sythe: I took my code out of anon function and checked it
#1217 Shin: Lol. Silly
#6159 Sythe: just was missing a dep in php7
#1217 Shin:
#1217 Shin:
#1217 Shin:
#6159 Sythe: yeah yeah getting there
#1217 Shin:
#1217 Shin: Took me a while to get used to all that shit.

 

#1217 Shin: Like I said, I was working 17 hours straight on it all testing and stuff.
#1217 Shin: I was up for 32 hours straight and then slept for 3-4 again.
#1217 Shin: Was going to go to sleep, but you decided to join finally and started creating a bot right away. I was flipping because I told n4n0 I'd be working on one... and felt I needed to rush and work quicker with it.
#1217 Shin: People tagged me multiple times saying I could help you with a bot, but you never responded to that once haha.
#1217 Shin: I was like why the hell are you guys tagging me.
#1540 Leedly: gun this is why nobody likes you
#1540 Leedly: stop spamming notifs
#1217 Shin: I wrote an AutoHotkey script for DiscordRPG bot and they thought I coded some bot or something?
#1217 Shin: mfw... idiots lol
#6159 Sythe: ahaha
#6159 Sythe: go ahead and get some sleep
#6159 Sythe: !a
#4517 Kingdoms: , b
#4517 Kingdoms: , a
#4517 Kingdoms: , c
#4517 Kingdoms: , Not sure who you are
#3704 Gracious: dankmemes
#6890 ShinBot:
#3704 Gracious: Interesting
#6159 Sythe: !a
#4517 Kingdoms: , a
#4517 Kingdoms: , d
#4517 Kingdoms: , b
#4517 Kingdoms: , Not sure who you are
#4517 Kingdoms: , c
#0271 Daddy: Shut the fuck up reatrd
#8436 Macroman: !DICE
#6890 ShinBot: rolled 99 out of 100.
#8436 Macroman: dank
#8436 Macroman: !imugur level 99
#1217 Shin: Lol.
#1217 Shin: I'm not going to sleep for a while.
#6159 Sythe: 1a
#6159 Sythe: !a
#4517 Kingdoms: , b
#4517 Kingdoms: , a
#4517 Kingdoms: , Not sure who you are
#4517 Kingdoms: , c
#1217 Shin: Won't spam like that again though. Holy hell.
#8436 Macroman: !imgur 99 cape
#4876 Mee6: I didn't find anything ...
#0271 Daddy: !imgur nipples
#4876 Mee6: http://i.imgur.com/JS4Y49c.jpg
#8436 Macroman: u wot
#8436 Macroman: !imgur ban
#4876 Mee6: MRW my badly shopped Emma pic gets FP then reported and I get a 24 hour ban
#6159 Sythe: !a
#4517 Kingdoms: , a
#4517 Kingdoms: , c
#4517 Kingdoms: , b
#4517 Kingdoms: , Not sure who you are
#1217 Shin: !imgur runescape 99
#4876 Mee6: 99 Crafting in F2P
#1217 Shin: ^
#8436 Macroman: !imgur wowblows
#4876 Mee6: I didn't find anything ...
#1217 Shin: lololol
#8436 Macroman: what a shitty bot
#1217 Shin: Longest running meme on the net aside from Sythe
#6890 ShinBot:
#1217 Shin: : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
#6890 ShinBot: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
#8436 Macroman: kek
#1217 Shin: lel
#6159 Sythe: !a
#4517 Kingdoms: , c
#4517 Kingdoms: , Not sure who you are
#6159 Sythe: !a
#4517 Kingdoms: , c
#4517 Kingdoms: , hi Sythe
#6159 Sythe: yay
#8436 Macroman: does the imgur bot just return the most recent or most relevant or what?
#8436 Macroman: !imgur 9/11
#4876 Mee6: I didn't find anything ...
#8436 Macroman: asif
#8436 Macroman: !imgur crapAI
#4876 Mee6: I didn't find anything ...
#6159 Sythe: #108380352791187456
#8436 Macroman: !imgur noob
#6159 Sythe:
#4876 Mee6: mechanical engineering noob
#6159 Sythe: nice
#1217 Shin: "{Official} Get unbanned for FREE! No pardon required {$300 Donor}"
#1217 Shin: Why is this in /Suggestions/ and not /Sythe-org-News/ ? lol
#1217 Shin: Cool
#8436 Macroman: is that legit? wut
#1217 Shin: That title though hahaha.
#1217 Shin:
#8436 Macroman: yeh i was like wtf
#6159 Sythe: !play
#4517 Kingdoms: , c
#1217 Shin: [Official] Get unbanned for FREE! No pardon required [$300 Donor]
#1217 Shin: Why the fuck is my bro Ryan banned for scamming, lol. He was hacked.
#1217 Shin: Fucking miss him.
#8436 Macroman: Ryan ryan?
#1217 Shin: Yes. RYAN.
#1217 Shin: MY MAN
#1217 Shin: Ryan
#8436 Macroman: I had him on FB for a while where is he
#1217 Shin: Fucking miss him.
#8436 Macroman: missed that beutiful face

 

#6159 Sythe: !play
#8436 Macroman: the real slim shady
#1217 Shin: Indeed.
#6159 Sythe: !play
#3704 Gracious: I remember the report on him
#3704 Gracious: Ex admin got hacked right?
#1217 Shin: He was hacked IIRC.
#3704 Gracious: Yeah I remember
#6159 Sythe: !play
#6159 Sythe: !play
#4517 Kingdoms: creating new kingdom for Sythe at 11:92. welcome to kingdoms!.
#4517 Kingdoms: to play, type commands here. check out the play guide for detailed help
#4876 Mee6: GG , you just advanced to **level 9** !
#6159 Sythe: !help
#4517 Kingdoms: commands: !stats !players !build !attack !annex !cast !trade !prices !spells !espionage !thieve and others. see play guide below for details
#4876 Mee6: **Levels** **!rank** Get a player info and rank **!levels** Get a link to the server leaderboard **Search** **!pokemon pokemon_name** **!manga manga_name** **!twitch streamer_name** **!anime anime_name** **!imgur some_dank_search_value** **!urban dank_word** **!youtube video_name**
#1217 Shin:
#1217 Shin: Lmao
#1217 Shin: Mee6 troll
#6159 Sythe: I'm going to need a different char to start my commands
#1217 Shin: Did you receive my PM?
#0271 Daddy: is a scanner.
#5383 Darkgroove: is that australian ryan?
#6159 Sythe: either that or
#0271 Daddy: Yes
#6159 Sythe: is there a way to get rid of mr meeseeks
#1217 Shin: Yeah
#6159 Sythe: from just this channel
#5383 Darkgroove: i didn't know he was hacked, when did this happen?
#1217 Shin: Like for Python
#1217 Shin: You can do
#0271 Daddy: Like last summer
#1217 Shin: ```def __init__(self): super().__init__() self.command_prefix = '!'```
#8436 Macroman: You got him on fb Habooji?
#1217 Shin: So you just change the "!" to whatever
#6159 Sythe: yeah I already am lol
#1217 Shin: Or you can
#6159 Sythe: thats not what im saying
#6159 Sythe: people like using !
#1217 Shin: Search within a message
#6159 Sythe: they're familiar with it
#5383 Darkgroove: rofl habooji. nah i don't
#1217 Shin: For a string
#1217 Shin: Aye
#5383 Darkgroove: i had his private msn but ... well ... msn ...
#6159 Sythe: I could easily easily change it to ^
#6159 Sythe: but
#6159 Sythe: cant we just get rid of the bot
#0271 Daddy: yd i do
#6159 Sythe: is it on every channel in the server automatically
#0271 Daddy: yeah*
#1217 Shin: It's just another one of 's bots
#8436 Macroman: yah lost contact of so many peeps like that. I remember his name ill try find him
#1217 Shin: !levels
#4876 Mee6: Go check **Sythe.org**'s leaderboard: Mee6: the Discord bot! :wink:
#1217 Shin: !rank
#4876 Mee6: : **LEVEL 28** | **XP 4774/5420** | **TOTAL XP 61124** | **Rank 1/84**
#1217 Shin: To track activity
#1217 Shin: See how many users there are
#1217 Shin: See who's actively using it
#1217 Shin: etc
#1217 Shin: Gives XP drops every 1 minute you are active
#6159 Sythe: changed the permissions
#1217 Shin: That works too
#6159 Sythe: !help
#4876 Mee6: **Levels** **!rank** Get a player info and rank **!levels** Get a link to the server leaderboard **Search** **!pokemon pokemon_name** **!manga manga_name** **!twitch streamer_name** **!anime anime_name** **!imgur some_dank_search_value** **!urban dank_word** **!youtube video_name**
#4517 Kingdoms: commands: !stats !players !build !attack !annex !cast !trade !prices !spells !espionage !thieve and others. see play guide below for details
#6159 Sythe: piece of shit
#5383 Darkgroove: he probably won't remember me lel. not many people did when i came back
#1217 Shin: That's why I set the commands I have a certain way
#1217 Shin: Instead of !help
#6159 Sythe: !help
#4517 Kingdoms: commands: !stats !players !build !attack !annex !cast !trade !prices !spells !espionage !thieve and others. see play guide below for details
#4876 Mee6: **Levels** **!rank** Get a player info and rank **!levels** Get a link to the server leaderboard **Search** **!pokemon pokemon_name** **!manga manga_name** **!twitch streamer_name** **!anime anime_name** **!imgur some_dank_search_value** **!urban dank_word** **!youtube video_name**
#1217 Shin: You could just do !info
#1217 Shin: !info
#1217 Shin: Because mee6 doesn't use that
#1217 Shin: Not a big deal I'd think
#6159 Sythe: can you remove the mee6 bot from this channel please
#4876 Mee6: **Kingdoms** just left **Sythe.org**. Bye bye **Kingdoms**...
#6159 Sythe: yeah its a big deal
#1217 Shin: He's asleep.
#1217 Shin: I kicked it
#6159 Sythe: hes going to interrupt the gameplay to tell people they've leveled up in idlerpg
#1217 Shin: {2:14 AM} BOTMee6: Kingdoms just left Sythe.org. Bye bye Kingdoms...
#6159 Sythe: !help
#1217 Shin: it posted that in
#6159 Sythe: !help
#1217 Shin: Just removed its role and canned meeeks
#1217 Shin: o/
#6159 Sythe: kingdoms isnt connecting now
#6159 Sythe: why did it say bye kingdoms lol
#1217 Shin: Um
#1217 Shin: I'm not sure
#1217 Shin: I removed Mee6
#1217 Shin: Now Mee6 is back
#1217 Shin: Oh no
#1217 Shin: Might have to ban it
#1217 Shin: Kicked again
#1217 Shin: discordapp.com/oauth2/authorize?client_id={BOT ID}&scope=bot&permissions=0
#1217 Shin: In-case you need to re-join

 

#6159 Sythe: !play
#1217 Shin: Your bot isn't showing in the channel for me.
#1217 Shin: Think you need to re-connect ^
#6159 Sythe: no
#6159 Sythe: I had to reauth it
#6159 Sythe: it got unauthed somehow
#1217 Shin: Yeah
#6159 Sythe: !help
#4517 Kingdoms: commands: !stats !players !build !attack !annex !cast !trade !prices !spells !espionage !thieve and others. see play guide below for details
#1217 Shin: I was going to say "re-auth"
#1217 Shin: Just said re-connect
#6159 Sythe: !stats
#4517 Kingdoms: Sythe's kingdom is at 11:92 and has: 0 attack rating and 250 defence rating, 250 free land, 500 gc, 0 bushels of food, 0 weapons, 5 soldiers, 0 magical runes, 0 banks, 2 farms, 0 mines, 0 forests, 0 smelters, 10 battlements, 0 military school, 0 weapons factories, 0 barracks, 0 trade centers, 5 houses, 0 theives dens, 10 people, 20 bars of iron, 0 intelligence agencies, 0 priesthoods, 1 dams, 0 stables, 0 quarries, 10 tons of stone, 0 horses, 100 faggots of wood, 0 liters of water, 0 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines
#1217 Shin: w/e lol
#6159 Sythe: !autoannex
#4517 Kingdoms: you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 30 more people needed!
#1217 Shin: You should use
#8436 Macroman: !imgur test post
#1217 Shin: The 3 ` marks at start and end
#1217 Shin: Or single ` marks
#1217 Shin: Around the messages
#1217 Shin: ```To do these```
#1217 Shin: Or `this`
#6159 Sythe: ```test```
#1217 Shin: 3 ` is normally for code
#1217 Shin: 1 ` is normally for listing stuff or w/e
#8436 Macroman: !DICE
#6890 ShinBot: rolled 9 out of 100.
#1217 Shin: !dice
#6890 ShinBot: rolled 36 out of 100.
#1217 Shin: Again?
#8436 Macroman: !DICE
#6890 ShinBot: rolled 46 out of 100.
#8436 Macroman: !DICE
#6890 ShinBot: rolled 99 out of 100.
#1217 Shin: !BITCHDICEME
#6890 ShinBot: rolled 53 out of 100.
#1217 Shin: WTF
#6159 Sythe: !help
#4517 Kingdoms: ``````commands: !stats !players !build !attack !annex !cast !trade !prices !spells !espionage !thieve and others. see play guide below for details``````
#8436 Macroman: winraar
#1217 Shin: STOLE MY 99 AGAIN
#6159 Sythe: lol
#1217 Shin: !imgur runescape 99
#1217 Shin: Oh yeah
#1217 Shin: We kicked it
#8436 Macroman: lool
#1217 Shin: lel
#6159 Sythe: !help
#4517 Kingdoms: ```commands: !stats !players !build !attack !annex !cast !trade !prices !spells !espionage !thieve and others. see play guide below for details```
#6159 Sythe: !stats
#4517 Kingdoms: ```Sythe's kingdom is at 11:92 and has: 0 attack rating and 250 defence rating, 250 free land, 500 gc, 0 bushels of food, 0 weapons, 5 soldiers, 0 magical runes, 0 banks, 2 farms, 0 mines, 0 forests, 0 smelters, 10 battlements, 0 military school, 0 weapons factories, 0 barracks, 0 trade centers, 5 houses, 0 theives dens, 10 people, 20 bars of iron, 0 intelligence agencies, 0 priesthoods, 1 dams, 0 stables, 0 quarries, 10 tons of stone, 0 horses, 100 faggots of wood, 0 liters of water, 0 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#1217 Shin: Sorry Mee6, but I had to ban you.
#1217 Shin: Hard feelings. Very hard.
#6159 Sythe: good suggestion ty
#1217 Shin:
#1217 Shin: Yeah
#1217 Shin: I'd just use the single dashes
#1217 Shin: It looks a lot cleaner
#1217 Shin: Since the 3x dashes are normally for code
#1217 Shin: np
#1217 Shin:
#6159 Sythe: http://img.sythe.org/kingdomsmap.php
#6159 Sythe: suck a dick discord
#1217 Shin: Lmfao
#1217 Shin: I was telling someone, I hoped you'd try to connect it with something on Sythe.
#1217 Shin: So like, do the Discord implementation on the site... then use the Kingdoms bot with that integration to have a really cool/interactive Kingdoms game... with a map/GUI/whatever.
#1217 Shin: Dunno how you feel about that Discord implementation after all this shit though.
#1217 Shin: xd
#1217 Shin: I haven't looked at it tbh.
#6159 Sythe: we'll see if people actually want to play this first
#6159 Sythe: !help
#4517 Kingdoms: `commands: !stats !players !build !attack !annex !cast !trade !prices !spells !espionage !thieve and others. see play guide below for details`
#6159 Sythe: !prices
#1217 Shin: !annex 9999
#4517 Kingdoms: `prices: food: 11.76 gc wood: 3 gc water: 1 gc stone: 15.2 gc soldiers: 63.33 gc `
#4517 Kingdoms: `please use the command like this !annex number:number`
#3704 Gracious:
#1217 Shin: Yeah, of course.
#6159 Sythe: idk I kinda liked the triples better
#1217 Shin: Oh
#6159 Sythe: you need to !play
#1217 Shin: Just looking at
#1217 Shin: {2:25 AM} BOTKingdoms: prices: food: 11.76 gc wood: 3 gc water: 1 gc stone: 15.2 gc soldiers: 63.33 gc
#1217 Shin: Just needs another br
#1217 Shin: Triples might be easier, but doesn't look good sometimes either.
#1217 Shin: Dunno what is wrong with Discord and window sizing.
#1217 Shin: It's awful.
#1217 Shin: Can't even collapse the sidebars.
#5383 Darkgroove: why are you hard?
#1217 Shin: Who the hell coded this shit lmao
#1217 Shin: If you resize the window, you just lose your chat box.
#1217 Shin: >_ #1217 Shin: !play
#1217 Shin:
#6159 Sythe: !map
#6159 Sythe: !help
#4517 Kingdoms: ```commands: !stats !players !build !attack !annex !cast !trade !prices !spells !espionage !thieve and others. see play guide below for details```
#6159 Sythe: what browser you on
#6159 Sythe: resizes ok for me
#1217 Shin: Chrome

 

#1217 Shin: I'm talking about Discord app
#1217 Shin: Resizing of the Discord app
#1217 Shin: And the sidebars.
#1217 Shin: Awful.
#6159 Sythe: !help
#6159 Sythe: !help
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Sythe: commands: !stats !players !build !attack !annex !cast !trade !prices !spells !espionage !thieve and others. see play guide below for details```
#1217 Shin: Aw yeah
#1217 Shin: I did it
#6159 Sythe: whats up
#1217 Shin: !testmap
#6890 ShinBot:
#1217 Shin: !testmap
#6890 ShinBot:
#1217 Shin:
#6159 Sythe: !map
#4517 Kingdoms: , Map is here: http://img.sythe.org/kingdomsmap.php
#6159 Sythe: how do you embed it?
#6159 Sythe: are you screencapping
#1217 Shin: Python
#1217 Shin: ```data = urllib.request.urlretrieve("http://img.sythe.org/kingdomsmap.php", "Kingdomsmap.png")```
#6159 Sythe: nice man
#1217 Shin: ```elif msg.find("testmap") != -1: await client.send_file(message.channel, 'Kingdomsmap.png')```
#1217 Shin: Whew
#6159 Sythe: you willing to leave that running alongside?
#1217 Shin: Sure lol
#1217 Shin: Tried to use a diff command though
#6159 Sythe: can you make the command !m
#1217 Shin: Sure
#1217 Shin: Gotta re-write somethign
#1217 Shin: To make that word
#1217 Shin: Currently you can do
#1217 Shin: ! whatever the fuck you want testmap
#6890 ShinBot:
#1217 Shin: Lol
#1217 Shin:
#6159 Sythe: !map
#4517 Kingdoms: , Map is here: http://img.sythe.org/kingdomsmap.php although ShinBot will do a quick image for you if you ask !m nicely
#6159 Sythe: !turn
#1217 Shin: !m
#6890 ShinBot:
#1217 Shin: Alright.
#1217 Shin: Let me check
#1217 Shin: If I have the real-time update working properly
#1217 Shin: !help
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Shin: commands: !stats !players !build !attack !annex !cast !trade !prices !spells !espionage !thieve and others. see play guide for details: Sythe - The Craigslist of Virtual Goods
#1217 Shin: !stats
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Shin: you don't have a kingdom, what are you poor? maybe try !play```
#1217 Shin: !play
#4517 Kingdoms: ```creating new kingdom for Shin at 46:47. welcome to kingdoms!.```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Shin: ```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```to play, type commands here. check out the play guide for detailed help```
#1217 Shin: !m
#6890 ShinBot:
#1217 Shin: Ye
#1217 Shin: Real-time working too now
#1217 Shin: Cool
#6159 Sythe: nice man
#1217 Shin: !mdoesthiswork
#6890 ShinBot:
#6159 Sythe: the pms are working as well
#1217 Shin: Hmm
#6159 Sythe: just have to code in the god commands and game turning
#1217 Shin: I need to change that
#1217 Shin: !mdoesthisstillwork
#1217 Shin: !mfuck
#1217 Shin: !themfuck
#1217 Shin: !m
#6890 ShinBot:
#1217 Shin: Good
#1217 Shin: Fixed
#0271 Daddy: God Roary is such a faggot
#1217 Shin: Brb
#0271 Daddy: Worse than Finn's hair flips
#1217 Shin: Didn't want someone to accidentally trigger it lol
#1217 Shin: Brb
#6159 Sythe: !turn
#6159 Sythe: !help
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Sythe: commands: !stats !players !build !attack !annex !cast !trade !prices !spells !espionage !thieve and others. see play guide for details: Sythe - The Craigslist of Virtual Goods
#6159 Sythe: !turn
#6159 Sythe: !report
#6159 Sythe: !report
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Sythe: You are playing Kingdoms, the age of , the world is turns old. Your last report was generated 0 hours ago: your kingdom has been updated! here's what happened in the last round: 43 gc were added to your coffers! you now have 578 gc 20 bushels were added to your food stocks. 417 liters of water flowed into to your dams 18 bushels of food and 180 liters of water were consumed by your population. your food stock is now 7 bushels and your water stock is now 483 4 new people were added to your civilian population, you now have 17 people 0 new soldiers were added to your military, you now have 5 soldiers 0 new horses were added to your stables, you now have 0 horses your military is unable to expand further because you only have 0 barracks your horses are unable to breed further because you only have 0 stables 0 faggots of lumber were harvested 0 ton of stone was extracted 0 bars of iron were mined 0 weapons were produced. your iron stocks are now 20 0 magical runes were produced your kingdom has the following magical items in its possession: time turner with 20 uses remaining ```
#6159 Sythe: !report
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Sythe: You are playing Kingdoms, the age of #2016, the world is 0 turns old. Your last report was generated 0.1 hours ago: your kingdom has been updated! here's what happened in the last round: 43 gc were added to your coffers! you now have 578 gc 20 bushels were added to your food stocks. 417 liters of water flowed into to your dams 18 bushels of food and 180 liters of water were consumed by your population. your food stock is now 7 bushels and your water stock is now 483 4 new people were added to your civilian population, you now have 17 people 0 new soldiers were added to your military, you now have 5 soldiers 0 new horses were added to your stables, you now have 0 horses your military is unable to expand further because you only have 0 barracks your horses are unable to breed further because you only have 0 stables 0 faggots of lumber were harvested 0 ton of stone was extracted 0 bars of iron were mined 0 weapons were produced. your iron stocks are now 20 0 magical runes were produced your kingdom has the following magical items in its possession: time turner with 20 uses remaining ```
#6159 Sythe: !report
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Sythe: You are playing Kingdoms, the age of #2016, the world is 0 turns old. Your last report was generated 0.1 hours ago: your kingdom has been updated! here's what happened in the last round: 43 gc were added to your coffers! you now have 578 gc 20 bushels were added to your food stocks. 417 liters of water flowed into to your dams 18 bushels of food and 180 liters of water were consumed by your population. your food stock is now 7 bushels and your water stock is now 483 4 new people were added to your civilian population, you now have 17 people 0 new soldiers were added to your military, you now have 5 soldiers 0 new horses were added to your stables, you now have 0 horses your military is unable to expand further because you only have 0 barracks your horses are unable to breed further because you only have 0 stables 0 faggots of lumber were harvested 0 ton of stone was extracted 0 bars of iron were mined 0 weapons were produced. your iron stocks are now 20 0 magical runes were produced your kingdom has the following magical items in its possession: time turner with 20 uses remaining ```
#6159 Sythe: !m
#6890 ShinBot:
#6159 Sythe: !autoannex
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Sythe: you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 23 more people needed!```
#6159 Sythe: !build farm
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Sythe: built 1 farm. you have 528 gc, 90 faggots remaining```
#6159 Sythe: !build farm
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Sythe: built 1 farm. you have 478 gc, 80 faggots remaining```
#6159 Sythe: !build house
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Sythe: built 1 house. you have 438 gc, 75 faggots remaining```
#6159 Sythe: !build farm 20
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Sythe: not enough gold, needed at least 1000 gc. not enough wood, needed at least 200 faggots. ```
#6159 Sythe: !build farm 10
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Sythe: not enough gold, needed at least 500 gc. not enough wood, needed at least 100 faggots. ```

 

#0271 Daddy: !dice
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Daddy: dice roll: 5 of 6```
#1217 Shin: ping
#6915 Frankz: back up
#7548 Andrew: pong
#7548 Andrew: ping
#7548 Andrew: what even is that lol
#5383 Darkgroove: An unexpected error occurred. Please try again later.
#5383 Darkgroove: sythe down?
#0271 Daddy: An unexpected error occurred. Please try again later.
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#5383 Darkgroove: ok buddy relax
#7548 Andrew: i blame
#5383 Darkgroove: did his bot break sythe?
#5383 Darkgroove: ffs shin
#1217 Shin: ping
#1217 Shin: ping
#6159 Sythe: site is down lol
#6159 Sythe: doing that atm
#1217 Shin: ping
#1217 Shin: gfy
#1217 Shin: meme
#0271 Daddy: It's because nobody made big cummies, just little cummies
#6159 Sythe: ok
#1217 Shin: Yeah.
#6159 Sythe: lets finish this
#1217 Shin: I'm trying to code something.
#1217 Shin: For when it's down.
#1217 Shin: Because it's crashing my bot.
#1217 Shin: (Tries to request realtime update for !m)
#6159 Sythe: oh right because it'll be on imau
#1217 Shin:
#1217 Shin: ``` connection = http.client.HTTPConnection("www.sythe.org", 80) connection.request("OPTIONS", "*") response = connection.getresponse() code = connection.getresponse().status await client.send_message(message.channel, "Is Sythe currently online? ```{}```".format(str(code))) if response.status != http.client.OK or response.reason != "OK": return False else: return True data = urllib.request.urlretrieve("http://img.sythe.org/kingdomsmap.php", "Kingdomsmap.png")```
#1217 Shin: It's not quite working
#6159 Sythe: I'll pm you the raw ip so you can bypass
#6159 Sythe: but its a secret
#1217 Shin: Alright.
#6159 Sythe: so dont blab it
#1217 Shin: I'm not an idiot, lol.
#1217 Shin: Probably would help instead of putting www.sythe.org
#1217 Shin: Right?
#1217 Shin: Port 80 I was guessing
#1129 WorldTurner: !turn
#1129 WorldTurner: ```The world has turned. Check your !report```
#1129 WorldTurner: ```The world has turned. Check your !report```
#1129 WorldTurner: !turn
#6159 Sythe: !report
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Sythe: You are playing Kingdoms, the age of #2016, the world is 3 turns old. Your last report was generated 0 hours ago: your kingdom has been updated! here's what happened in the last round: 70 gc were added to your coffers! you now have 268 gc 110 bushels were added to your food stocks. 237 liters of water flowed into to your dams 29 bushels of food and 290 liters of water were consumed by your population. your food stock is now 259 bushels and your water stock is now 677 0 new people were added to your civilian population, you now have 24 people 0 new soldiers were added to your military, you now have 5 soldiers 0 new horses were added to your stables, you now have 0 horses your population is unable to expand further because you only have 6 houses your military is unable to expand further because you only have 0 barracks your horses are unable to breed further because you only have 0 stables 0 faggots of lumber were harvested 0 ton of stone was extracted 0 bars of iron were mined 0 weapons were produced. your iron stocks are now 20 0 magical runes were produced your kingdom has the following magical items in its possession: time turner with 20 uses remaining ```
#6159 Sythe: !m
#8321 Cas: ping
#8321 Cas: ping
#6159 Sythe: your bot fixed yet
#6159 Sythe: I've set this to update every 6 hours
#1217 Shin: Nah
#3704 Gracious: ping
#1217 Shin: I'm still trying to work on this http crap
#1217 Shin: I don't really know anything web at all
#6159 Sythe: copypasta your code
#6159 Sythe: into pm
#1217 Shin: And this resources are limited
#6159 Sythe: http://img.sythe.org/kingdomsmap.php
#6159 Sythe: how do you link it as an image in discord
#6890 ShinBot: nou ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
#6159 Sythe: (http://img.sythe.org/kingdomsmap.php)
#6159 Sythe: !{alt text}(https://github.com/adam-p/markdown-here/raw/master/src/common/images/icon48.png "Logo Title Text 1")
#6890 ShinBot: nou ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
#6159 Sythe: !{alt text}(http://img.sythe.org/kingdomsmap.php "Logo Title Text 1")
#6890 ShinBot: nou ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
#8321 Cas: ping
#3704 Gracious: PING PING
#3704 Gracious: PING
#3704 Gracious: ping
#3704 Gracious: ?
#8321 Cas: pingping
#8321 Cas: ping ping
#8321 Cas: ping
#8321 Cas: lol
#3704 Gracious: Good bot 8/8
#6159 Sythe: !report
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Sythe: You are playing Kingdoms, the age of #2016, the world is 3 turns old. Your last report was generated 0.7 hours ago: your kingdom has been updated! here's what happened in the last round: 70 gc were added to your coffers! you now have 268 gc 110 bushels were added to your food stocks. 237 liters of water flowed into to your dams 29 bushels of food and 290 liters of water were consumed by your population. your food stock is now 259 bushels and your water stock is now 677 0 new people were added to your civilian population, you now have 24 people 0 new soldiers were added to your military, you now have 5 soldiers 0 new horses were added to your stables, you now have 0 horses your population is unable to expand further because you only have 6 houses your military is unable to expand further because you only have 0 barracks your horses are unable to breed further because you only have 0 stables 0 faggots of lumber were harvested 0 ton of stone was extracted 0 bars of iron were mined 0 weapons were produced. your iron stocks are now 20 0 magical runes were produced your kingdom has the following magical items in its possession: time turner with 20 uses remaining ```
#6890 ShinBot: nou ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
#6890 ShinBot: nou ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
#6159 Sythe: !status
#6890 ShinBot: nou ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
#6159 Sythe: !stats
#6890 ShinBot: nou ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Sythe: Sythe's kingdom is at 11:92 and has: 0 attack rating and 250 defence rating, 155 free land, 268 gc, 259 bushels of food, 0 weapons, 5 soldiers, 0 magical runes, 0 banks, 11 farms, 0 mines, 0 forests, 0 smelters, 10 battlements, 0 military school, 0 weapons factories, 0 barracks, 0 trade centers, 6 houses, 0 theives dens, 24 people, 20 bars of iron, 0 intelligence agencies, 0 priesthoods, 1 dams, 0 stables, 0 quarries, 10 tons of stone, 0 horses, 5 faggots of wood, 677 liters of water, 0 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#6890 ShinBot: nou ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
#6159 Sythe: !m
#6890 ShinBot:
#6159 Sythe: ok who wants to play kingdoms
#6159 Sythe:
#6159 Sythe: world turn is 6 hours
#6159 Sythe: !help
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Sythe: just some of the commands: !stats !players !build !attack !annex !cast !trade !prices !spells !espionage !thieve and others. see play guide for details: Sythe - The Craigslist of Virtual Goods
#3704 Gracious: !play
#4517 Kingdoms: ```creating new kingdom for Gracious at 8:77. welcome to kingdoms!.```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Gracious: ```

 

#1217 Shin: !status
#6890 ShinBot: `Sythe is currently ONLINE.`
#6159 Sythe: !m
#6890 ShinBot:
#6159 Sythe: hm thats not updated?
#6159 Sythe: http://img.sythe.org/kingdomsmap.php
#6159 Sythe: its updated in the real map
#6159 Sythe: your bot is caching
#3704 Gracious: !s
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Gracious: Gracious's kingdom is at 8:77 and has: 0 attack rating and 250 defence rating, 250 free land, 500 gc, 0 bushels of food, 0 weapons, 5 soldiers, 0 magical runes, 0 banks, 2 farms, 0 mines, 0 forests, 0 smelters, 10 battlements, 0 military school, 0 weapons factories, 0 barracks, 0 trade centers, 5 houses, 0 theives dens, 10 people, 20 bars of iron, 0 intelligence agencies, 0 priesthoods, 1 dams, 0 stables, 0 quarries, 10 tons of stone, 0 horses, 100 faggots of wood, 0 liters of water, 0 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#3704 Gracious: 100 faggots of wood?
#6159 Sythe: its a unit of wood!
#3704 Gracious: L O L
#6159 Sythe:
#6159 Sythe: !autoannex
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Sythe: you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 16 more people needed!```
#6159 Sythe: !orgy
#3704 Gracious: Will test/play in a bit
#6159 Sythe: !feast
#3704 Gracious: Just finishing up a LoL game
#6159 Sythe: k
#6159 Sythe: !help
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Sythe: just some of the commands: !stats !players !build !attack !annex !cast !trade !prices !spells !espionage !thieve and others. see play guide for details: Sythe - The Craigslist of Virtual Goods
#6159 Sythe: !yolo
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Sythe: your people cannot breed because you lack housing.```
#6159 Sythe: !build house
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Sythe: built 1 house. you have 228 gc, 0 faggots remaining```
#6159 Sythe: !buy wood
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Sythe: you cannot trade until you have at least one trading center```
#1217 Shin: Should be working
#1217 Shin: I had to comment the code out because the site went down
#1217 Shin: Then I lost it
#1217 Shin: So I had to re-code it
#1217 Shin: Check now?
#6159 Sythe: !m
#6890 ShinBot:
#1217 Shin: Should be live again
#6159 Sythe: neat
#1217 Shin: Held Ctrl+Z for like 10 minutes
#1217 Shin:
#6159 Sythe: lol!
#1217 Shin:
#1217 Shin: !status
#6890 ShinBot: `Sythe is currently ONLINE.`
#1217 Shin: Okay... brb 5 min lol
#1217 Shin: Jeez
#1540 Leedly:
#1217 Shin: That was a nightmare
#1217 Shin: Like last night
#1217 Shin:
#1217 Shin: brb
#1540 Leedly: #!adv
#1540 Leedly: sad
#1217 Shin: Please don't
#1217 Shin: Lol
#1540 Leedly: lol
#1540 Leedly: !help
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: just some of the commands: !stats !players !build !attack !annex !cast !trade !prices !spells !espionage !thieve and others. see play guide for details: Sythe - The Craigslist of Virtual Goods
#1217 Shin: I'll end you like meeeeks
#1217 Shin:
#1540 Leedly: !build home
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: invalid building type specified. try !buildings for a list of valid buildings```
#1540 Leedly: !attack shin
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: you have no soldiers to attack with!```
#1540 Leedly: !play
#4517 Kingdoms: ```creating new kingdom for Leedly at 11:4. welcome to kingdoms!.```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: ```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```to play, type commands here. check out the play guide for detailed help```
#1540 Leedly: !players
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: currently active kingdoms: Sythe, Shin, Leedly, Gracious```
#1540 Leedly: !build bank 1
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: built 1 bank. you have 400 gc, 90 faggots, 10 iron bars remaining```
#1540 Leedly: !build farm 1
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: built 1 farm. you have 350 gc, 80 faggots remaining```
#1540 Leedly: !build mine 1
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: built 1 mine. you have 250 gc, 75 faggots remaining```
#1540 Leedly: !build forest 1
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: built 1 forest. you have 220 gc remaining```
#3704 Gracious: !players
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Gracious: currently active kingdoms: Sythe, Shin, Leedly, Gracious```
#1540 Leedly: !build weapons factory 1
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: built 1 weapons factory. you have 170 gc, 65 faggots remaining```
#3704 Gracious: !cash
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Gracious: you have 500 gc in your coffers```
#1540 Leedly: !build barracks 1
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: built 1 barracks. you have 70 gc, 55 faggots remaining```
#1540 Leedly: !build people 1
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: invalid building type specified. try !buildings for a list of valid buildings```
#1540 Leedly: !build house 1
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: built 1 house. you have 30 gc, 50 faggots remaining```
#6159 Sythe: just so you know you can PM the bot if you want to do le sneaky
#1540 Leedly: /pm !kill sythe
#1540 Leedly: how do u delete
#3704 Gracious: PMing doesn't seem to work
#1540 Leedly: wait turns are 6 hours? lol wtf
#1540 Leedly: lol u tagged him too
#1540 Leedly: isn't it a dumb system
#1540 Leedly: u do and he isn't the first one
#6159 Sythe: I could make them quicker
#1540 Leedly: so like i built shit
#1540 Leedly: and now i'm gg for 6hrs

 

#6159 Sythe: well what happens when you need to sleep lol
#1540 Leedly: !yolo
#1540 Leedly: sleep is for filthy casuals
#6159 Sythe: did you guys crash it lol
#6159 Sythe: !help
#1540 Leedly: LOL
#6159 Sythe: yup let me have a look
#6159 Sythe: psh pos
#6159 Sythe: I'll just put it in a keepalive loop lel
#1540 Leedly: lolol
#1540 Leedly: !yolo
#6159 Sythe: hold your horses
#6159 Sythe: have to write some bash
#1540 Leedly: :/
#3704 Gracious: :\
#1217 Shin: In the meantime
#1217 Shin: !m
#6890 ShinBot:
#1217 Shin:
#1540 Leedly: i'm unclaimed
#1217 Shin: Look at me
#1540 Leedly: winning tbh
#1217 Shin: Right in the damn middle
#1217 Shin: Fucking hacks
#1540 Leedly: LOL
#1217 Shin: ^_^
#6159 Sythe: while true; do if { "`ps aux | grep kingdoms.php | grep -v grep | wc -l`" -lt "1" }; then nohup php kingdoms.php & fi done
#6159 Sythe: that should do it
#1540 Leedly: !yolo
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: your people cannot have an orgy without a sufficient feast first. you need at least 41 bushels of food.```
#1540 Leedly: LOL
#6159 Sythe: oh
#6159 Sythe: forgot my sleep
#6159 Sythe: derp
#1540 Leedly: so what can i do for 6 hours
#1540 Leedly: nothing
#1540 Leedly: lol
#1540 Leedly: !steal
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: cannot thieve from , user does not have a kingdom```
#1540 Leedly: wat
#1540 Leedly:
#1217 Shin: Lmao
#1217 Shin: You did it wrong
#1540 Leedly: !steal
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: cannot thieve from , user does not have a kingdom```
#1217 Shin: !steal Blade
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Shin: cannot thieve from blade, user does not have a kingdom```
#1217 Shin: !steal Leedly
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Shin: your thieves snuck into Leedly's kingdom. their reach was limited due being detected by the enemy's own thieves. we stole: 1 gc from the enemy. this gold has been added to our coffers```
#1217 Shin: Get fucked
#1540 Leedly: THE FUCK
#1540 Leedly: !steal Shin
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: you cannot thieve until you have at least one thieves den. try !build thieves den```
#1217 Shin: Ha
#1540 Leedly: !build thieves den
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: built 1 thieves den. you have 9 gc, 45 faggots remaining```
#1217 Shin: GOTTEM
#1217 Shin: OH SHIT
#1540 Leedly: !steal Shin
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: your thieves snuck into Shin's kingdom. they were vastly outnumbered by the enemy's own thieves. we stole: 1 gc from the enemy. this gold has been added to our coffers```
#6159 Sythe: psh guess I could write uids into it
#1217 Shin: I THOUGHT YOU HAD TO WAIT 6 HOURS
#1540 Leedly: !steal Shin
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: you've already thieved Shin this turn. your thieves are enjoying their spoils and cannot be persuaded to thieve this kingdom again until next turn```
#1540 Leedly: shit
#1217 Shin: GREEDY
#1217 Shin: FUCK
#1540 Leedly: LOL
#1217 Shin:
#1217 Shin: xD
#1540 Leedly: !steal Sythe
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: your thieves snuck into Sythe's kingdom. their reach was limited due being detected by the enemy's own thieves. we stole: 18 gc from the enemy. this gold has been added to our coffers```
#1540 Leedly: LOL
#1540 Leedly: !m
#6890 ShinBot:
#1217 Shin: Ohhhh
#1217 Shin: o_o
#1540 Leedly: !steal Gracious
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: your thieves snuck into Gracious's kingdom. their reach was limited due being detected by the enemy's own thieves. we stole: 50 gc from the enemy. this gold has been added to our coffers```
#1540 Leedly: !steal Leedly
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: you cannot thieve from yourself!```
#1540 Leedly: damn
#1217 Shin: !.attack Leedly
#3704 Gracious: !steal leedly
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Gracious: you cannot thieve until you have at least one thieves den. try !build thieves den```
#1540 Leedly: !annex
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: you can annex some unused surrounding land by !annex nn:mm, where nn:mm is the location of the land. this costs 500 gc for surveying.```
#6159 Sythe: !attack Shin
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Sythe: you have no weapons to attack with!```
#3704 Gracious: !build thieves den
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Gracious: built 1 thieves den. you have 430 gc, 95 faggots remaining```
#1217 Shin: lel
#6159 Sythe: !buy weapons
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Sythe: you cannot trade until you have at least one trading center```
#3704 Gracious: !steal leedly
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Gracious: your thieves snuck into Leedly's kingdom. they were vastly outnumbered by the enemy's own thieves. we stole: 0 gc from the enemy. this gold has been added to our coffers```
#6159 Sythe: !build trading center
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Sythe: not enough wood, needed at least 40 faggots. ```
#1540 Leedly: !spy Shin
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: you cannot spy until you have at least one intelligence agency. try !build intelligence agency```
#3704 Gracious: !steal leedly

 

#1540 Leedly: !buildings
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: buildings: bank ( 10 wood, 10 iron, 100 gc ) : generates income. farm ( 10 wood, 50 gc ) : generates food. mine ( 5 wood, 100 gc ) : generates iron. forest ( 30 gc ) : generates wood, and some food. smelter ( 10 wood, 10 stone, 20 gc ) : boosts mining, weapons factories. battlements ( 20 wood, 20 stone, 10 iron, 25 gc ) : increases the kingdom's defences. military school ( 20 wood, 50 gc ) : increases your army's prowess. priesthood ( 20 wood, 60 gc ) : generates magical runes. weapons factory ( 10 wood, 50 gc ) : generates weapons from iron. barracks ( 10 wood, 100 gc ) : houses and trains soldiers. trade center ( 40 wood, 10 iron, 50 gc ) : allows you to !trade commodities. house ( 5 wood, 40 gc ) : generates population. thieves den ( 5 wood, 20 gc ) : allows you to thieve from other kingdoms. intelligence agency ( 20 wood, 5 stone, 100 gc ) : gathers information on other kingdoms. dam ( 5 wood, 20 stone, 100 gc ) : creates water for your population. stable ( 15 wood, 5 stone, 75 gc ) : generates and stables horses. quarry ( 50 wood, 40 gc ) : generates stone. technical institute ( 50 wood, 5 stone, 5 iron, 50 gc ) : increases space efficiency. siege tower ( 5000 wood, 100 stone, 1000 iron, 5000 gc ) : advanced attack unit, increases attack rating. war machine ( 32767 wood, 32767 stone, 32767 iron, 50000000 gc ) : war machine... for obliterating opponents. ```
#3704 Gracious: !STEAL LEEDLY
#1540 Leedly: the
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Gracious: you've already thieved Leedly this turn. your thieves are enjoying their spoils and cannot be persuaded to thieve this kingdom again until next turn```
#1540 Leedly: fuck
#1217 Shin: !buy moar faggots finnisgay
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Shin: you cannot trade until you have at least one trading center```
#6159 Sythe: I defs have 40 faggots
#6159 Sythe: anyway try the PM
#3704 Gracious: !steal shin
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Gracious: your thieves snuck into Shin's kingdom. they were vastly outnumbered by the enemy's own thieves. we stole: 1 gc from the enemy. this gold has been added to our coffers```
#3704 Gracious: get fukt
#1540 Leedly: !attack Shin
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: you cannot attack other kingdoms while under a shield```
#1540 Leedly: the fuck
#1540 Leedly: o 6hrs
#1540 Leedly: lol
#8759 Moes: !play
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: ```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```creating new kingdom for Moes at 72:91. welcome to kingdoms!.```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```to play, type commands here. check out the play guide for detailed help```
#1540 Leedly: !cast Shin
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: you can cast a spell like so: !cast fire nn:mm, or !cast fire username. for a list of spells try !spells```
#1540 Leedly: !steal Moes
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: your thieves snuck into Moes's kingdom. their reach was limited due being detected by the enemy's own thieves. we stole: 20 gc from the enemy. this gold has been added to our coffers```
#1540 Leedly: cya
#8759 Moes: !stats
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: Moes's kingdom is at 72:91 and has: 0 attack rating and 250 defence rating, 250 free land, 480 gc, 0 bushels of food, 0 weapons, 5 soldiers, 0 magical runes, 0 banks, 2 farms, 0 mines, 0 forests, 0 smelters, 10 battlements, 0 military school, 0 weapons factories, 0 barracks, 0 trade centers, 5 houses, 0 theives dens, 10 people, 20 bars of iron, 0 intelligence agencies, 0 priesthoods, 1 dams, 0 stables, 0 quarries, 10 tons of stone, 0 horses, 100 faggots of wood, 0 liters of water, 0 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#1217 Shin: PM works fine.
#6159 Sythe: neat
#1540 Leedly: LOL u stole moes
#1540 Leedly: !cast Sythe
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: you can cast a spell like so: !cast fire nn:mm, or !cast fire username. for a list of spells try !spells```
#6159 Sythe: hopefully that reboot loop will be sufficient
#1540 Leedly: !cast fire Sythe
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: you cannot cast spells on other kingdoms while under a shield```
#1540 Leedly: shit
#1217 Shin: !cast rain
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Shin: you can cast a spell like so: !cast fire nn:mm, or !cast fire username. for a list of spells try !spells```
#6159 Sythe: !obama
#4517 Kingdoms: ```sythe set up an obama-matic printing press and fed the world's remaining common sense and decency into it, producing 1000000 gc```
#8759 Moes: !build bank
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 1 bank. you have 380 gc, 90 faggots, 10 iron bars remaining```
#1217 Shin: The fuck
#1217 Shin: !obama
#1217 Shin: NO
#1540 Leedly: !cash
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: you have 98 gc in your coffers```
#8759 Moes: !build mine
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 1 mine. you have 280 gc, 85 faggots remaining```
#1540 Leedly: Obama
#1217 Shin: IT'S MASTER RESTRICTIVE
#1217 Shin: HACKS
#1540 Leedly: !obama
#1540 Leedly: LOL
#6159 Sythe: lel
#1217 Shin: Lmao
#6159 Sythe: whoever destroys me first
#1217 Shin: Dat meme though
#6890 ShinBot:
#6159 Sythe: will win this game now
#8759 Moes: !build forest
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 1 forest. you have 250 gc remaining```
#1217 Shin: !attack Sythe
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Shin: you have no weapons to attack with!```
#1217 Shin: !attack Sythe
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Shin: you have no weapons to attack with!```
#1217 Shin: !attack Sythe
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Shin: you have no weapons to attack with!```
#1217 Shin: !attack Sythe
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Shin: you have no weapons to attack with!```
#1217 Shin: !attack Sythe
#1217 Shin: !attack Sythe
#1540 Leedly: !attack Sythe
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Shin: you have no weapons to attack with!```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: you cannot attack other kingdoms while under a shield```
#1217 Shin: !buy weapons
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Shin: you cannot trade until you have at least one trading center```
#1540 Leedly: LOL
#8759 Moes: !build forest
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 1 forest. you have 220 gc remaining```
#1217 Shin: BUY THEM NAO
#1540 Leedly: !buy weapon
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: you cannot trade until you have at least one trading center```
#1540 Leedly: !build trading center
#1217 Shin: !build forest
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: built 1 trade center. you have 48 gc, 5 faggots, 0 iron bars remaining```
#6159 Sythe: !buy wood
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Shin: built 1 forest. you have 108 gc remaining```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Sythe: you cannot trade until you have at least one trading center```
#1217 Shin: !build forest
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Shin: built 1 forest. you have 78 gc remaining```
#1217 Shin: !build 2 forest
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Shin: invalid building type specified. try !buildings for a list of valid buildings```
#1540 Leedly: !build weapons
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: invalid building type specified. try !buildings for a list of valid buildings```
#1217 Shin: !build forest 2
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Shin: built 2 forest. you have 18 gc remaining```
#1217 Shin: !build forest
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Shin: not enough gold, needed at least 30 gc. ```

 

#8759 Moes: WTF I CAN´T EVEN READ WHAT THE BOT SAYS
#1217 Shin: !stats
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Shin: Shin's kingdom is at 46:47 and has: 0 attack rating and 160 defence rating, 179 free land, 18 gc, 0 bushels of food, 0 weapons, 4 soldiers, 0 magical runes, 0 banks, 2 farms, 6 mines, 4 forests, 0 smelters, 10 battlements, 0 military school, 0 weapons factories, 0 barracks, 0 trade centers, 5 houses, 1 theives dens, 18 people, 80 bars of iron, 0 intelligence agencies, 0 priesthoods, 1 dams, 0 stables, 0 quarries, 10 tons of stone, 0 horses, 65 faggots of wood, 342 liters of water, 0 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#8759 Moes: CALM DOWN
#1540 Leedly: !buy weapons
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: specify an item to trade using like so: !trade sell 10 wood. you can buy and sell food, water, wood, soldiers and stone.```
#1540 Leedly: !buy weapons 1
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: invalid item specified: weapons. you can choose from food, wood, water, stone, soldiers```
#6159 Sythe: try PMing it lol
#1217 Shin: !build farm
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Shin: not enough gold, needed at least 50 gc. ```
#1217 Shin: !buy soldier
#6159 Sythe: you see why PM is needed lol
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Shin: you cannot trade until you have at least one trading center```
#1540 Leedly: !buy soldiers 1
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: you do not have enough money for this trade! ```
#1217 Shin: Hell naw
#1217 Shin: Lol
#1217 Shin: THIS CHAT IS LIT
#1217 Shin:
#1540 Leedly: !prices
#6159 Sythe: !pricesless
#1540 Leedly: broke'd
#6159 Sythe: !prices
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Sythe: prices: food: 5.88 gc wood: 6 gc water: 0.5 gc stone: 15.2 gc soldiers: 63.33 gc ```
#1217 Shin: I don't mind lol
#1540 Leedly: !spells
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: spells: drought costs 50 runes and lasts 1 turns and decreases the productivity of enemy farms rain costs 10 runes and lasts 1 turns and increases the productivity of farms and forests and decreases damage from fires plague costs 50 runes and lasts 1 turns and kills a random percentage of the enemy population fire costs 50 runes and lasts 1 turns and razes a random number of enemy buildings to the ground protection costs 3000 runes and lasts 3 turns and defends against attacks for three rounds health costs 20 runes and lasts 2 turns and defends against plagues wardance costs 3000 runes and lasts 1 turns and attacks on the target can capture up to 10 squares of land ```
#8759 Moes: pm doesn´t work
#1217 Shin: !buy food
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Shin: you cannot trade until you have at least one trading center```
#1217 Shin: Oh screw you
#6159 Sythe: I think PMs occasionally break it
#1217 Shin: Possible
#6159 Sythe: it reboots a second later if it breaks lol
#6159 Sythe: the discord API is a total piece of shit
#6159 Sythe: and the library for it is even more shit
#1540 Leedly: lololool
#1217 Shin: Lol'd
#6159 Sythe: the entire game state lives in the database
#6159 Sythe: so it can reboot as much as it wants
#1217 Shin: !map
#4517 Kingdoms: , Map is here: http://img.sythe.org/kingdomsmap.php although ShinBot will do a quick image for you if you ask !m nicely
#1217 Shin: !map
#4517 Kingdoms: , Map is here: http://img.sythe.org/kingdomsmap.php although ShinBot will do a quick image for you if you ask !m nicely
#6159 Sythe: wont change a thing
#6159 Sythe: !m
#6890 ShinBot:
#6159 Sythe: so many players
#1217 Shin: Lol
#1540 Leedly: !steal unclaimed
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: cannot thieve from unclaimed, user does not have a kingdom```
#1540 Leedly: sad
#1217 Shin: !steal Moes
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Shin: your thieves snuck into Moes's kingdom. their reach was limited due being detected by the enemy's own thieves. we stole: 18 gc from the enemy. this gold has been added to our coffers```
#1217 Shin: ty
#1217 Shin: !buy food 4
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Shin: you cannot trade until you have at least one trading center```
#1217 Shin:
#1540 Leedly: i did that
#1217 Shin: !build trading center
#1540 Leedly: the second he started
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Shin: not enough gold, needed at least 50 gc. ```
#1540 Leedly: LOL
#1217 Shin: !steal Sythe
#1540 Leedly: !buy food 4
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Shin: your thieves snuck into Sythe's kingdom. their reach was limited due being detected by the enemy's own thieves. we stole: 30006 gc from the enemy. this gold has been added to our coffers```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: bought 4 food. you have 2 gc in your coffers```
#1540 Leedly: cya hick
#1217 Shin: LOL
#1217 Shin: LOLOLOL
#1217 Shin: TY
#1217 Shin: T!!!!
#8759 Moes: !build thieves den
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 1 thieves den. you have 182 gc, 80 faggots remaining```
#1540 Leedly: LOL
#6159 Sythe: all that gold
#6159 Sythe: remember
#8759 Moes: !build thieves den
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 1 thieves den. you have 162 gc, 75 faggots remaining```
#8759 Moes: !build thieves den
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 1 thieves den. you have 142 gc, 70 faggots remaining```
#6159 Sythe: as I said whoever gets my kingdom down first will win
#8759 Moes: !build thieves den
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 1 thieves den. you have 122 gc, 65 faggots remaining```
#1540 Leedly: !obama
#8759 Moes: !build thieves den
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 1 thieves den. you have 102 gc, 60 faggots remaining```
#8759 Moes: !build thieves den
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 1 thieves den. you have 82 gc, 55 faggots remaining```
#8759 Moes: !build thieves den
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 1 thieves den. you have 62 gc, 50 faggots remaining```
#1217 Shin: !build forest 5000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Shin: not enough gold, needed at least 150000 gc. you do not have enough free space in your kingdom, needed at least 50000 acres. try !annex? ```
#1217 Shin: !build forest 1000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Shin: you do not have enough free space in your kingdom, needed at least 10000 acres. try !annex? ```
#1217 Shin: !build farm 10
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Shin: not enough wood, needed at least 100 faggots. ```
#8759 Moes: !build farm
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 1 farm. you have 12 gc, 40 faggots remaining```
#1217 Shin: !buy faggots 100

 

#1217 Shin: !build trading center
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Shin: built 1 trade center. you have 29992 gc, 25 faggots, 70 iron bars remaining```
#1540 Leedly: !build thieves den
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: not enough gold, needed at least 20 gc. ```
#1540 Leedly: !cash
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: you have 2 gc in your coffers```
#1540 Leedly: LOL
#1217 Shin: !buy faggots 100
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Shin: bought 100 wood. you have 29474 gc in your coffers```
#6159 Sythe: !build trading center
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Sythe: not enough wood, needed at least 40 faggots. ```
#1217 Shin: !build farm 10
#8759 Moes: !m
#6890 ShinBot:
#1540 Leedly: WTF
#1217 Shin: !build farm 10
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Shin: you do not have enough free space in your kingdom, needed at least 100 acres. try !annex? not enough wood, needed at least 100 faggots. ```
#8759 Moes: !steal gracious
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: your thieves snuck into Gracious's kingdom. their reach was limited due being detected by the enemy's own thieves. we stole: 9 gc from the enemy. this gold has been added to our coffers```
#6159 Sythe: !build forest
#1540 Leedly: HOW DO U HAVE 30K SHIN
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Sythe: built 1 forest. you have 970174 gc remaining```
#1217 Shin: !annex
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Shin: you can annex some unused surrounding land by !annex nn:mm, where nn:mm is the location of the land. this costs 500 gc for surveying.```
#8759 Moes: !steal shin
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: your thieves snuck into Shin's kingdom. their reach was limited due being detected by the enemy's own thieves. we stole: 869 gc from the enemy. this gold has been added to our coffers```
#8759 Moes: LOL
#8759 Moes: gf shin
#1217 Shin: !stats
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Shin: Shin's kingdom is at 46:47 and has: 0 attack rating and 160 defence rating, 59 free land, 28105 gc, 0 bushels of food, 0 weapons, 4 soldiers, 0 magical runes, 0 banks, 12 farms, 6 mines, 4 forests, 0 smelters, 10 battlements, 0 military school, 0 weapons factories, 0 barracks, 1 trade centers, 5 houses, 1 theives dens, 18 people, 70 bars of iron, 0 intelligence agencies, 0 priesthoods, 1 dams, 0 stables, 0 quarries, 10 tons of stone, 0 horses, 25 faggots of wood, 342 liters of water, 0 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#1540 Leedly: !steal shin
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: you've already thieved Shin this turn. your thieves are enjoying their spoils and cannot be persuaded to thieve this kingdom again until next turn```
#6159 Sythe: !build 1000 forest
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Sythe: invalid building type specified. try !buildings for a list of valid buildings```
#1217 Shin: 28105gc
#1217 Shin: Ayyy lmao
#1540 Leedly: !steal Sythe
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: you've already thieved Sythe this turn. your thieves are enjoying their spoils and cannot be persuaded to thieve this kingdom again until next turn```
#1540 Leedly: wtf
#1217 Shin: TIME FOR SHIN-ANIGANS
#8759 Moes: !build thieves den
#1540 Leedly: how is this game broken already
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 1 thieves den. you have 870 gc, 35 faggots remaining```
#1540 Leedly: how did you get 30k
#1217 Shin: HACKS
#6159 Sythe: I made myself a theiving target
#1217 Shin:
#6159 Sythe: cheated a bunch of gold to myself
#8759 Moes: !build forest
#1540 Leedly: but i stole from you first
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 1 forest. you have 840 gc remaining```
#6159 Sythe: speed the game along
#8759 Moes: !build forest
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 1 forest. you have 810 gc remaining```
#8759 Moes: !build forest 10
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 10 forest. you have 510 gc remaining```
#1217 Shin: xD
#8759 Moes: !build forest 20
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: not enough gold, needed at least 600 gc. you do not have enough free space in your kingdom, needed at least 200 acres. try !annex? ```
#8759 Moes: !build forest 16
#1217 Shin: How shall I spend these 6 hours
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: you do not have enough free space in your kingdom, needed at least 160 acres. try !annex? ```
#1540 Leedly: but you did it after i already went, so only one person got the advantage
#1217 Shin:
#8759 Moes: !annex
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: you can annex some unused surrounding land by !annex nn:mm, where nn:mm is the location of the land. this costs 500 gc for surveying.```
#1540 Leedly: nty
#1540 Leedly: !selfdestruct
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: kingdom of Leedly ceased to exist. to start over !play```
#8759 Moes: !m
#6890 ShinBot:
#1217 Shin: !autoannex
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Shin: you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 22 more people needed!```
#6159 Sythe: #blade just rebuild and theive me
#1540 Leedly: it'll be less amount every person
#1540 Leedly: never balanced
#8759 Moes: !steal sythe
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: your thieves snuck into Sythe's kingdom. they stole much, as the enemy had relatively few of its own thieves to keep you out. we stole: 87316 gc from the enemy. this gold has been added to our coffers```
#8759 Moes: damnnnn
#1540 Leedly: ..........
#1540 Leedly: !build
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: try !build {building type} {amount}. for a list of buildings try !buildings```
#8759 Moes: !build forest 50
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: you do not have enough free space in your kingdom, needed at least 500 acres. try !annex? ```
#1540 Leedly: !play
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: you've already created a new kingdom this turn. your people grow weary of being raped and murdered and cannot be compelled to form a new kingdom until next turn```
#8759 Moes: fk
#1540 Leedly: LOL
#1540 Leedly: gg
#1540 Leedly: never playing again
#6159 Sythe: I'll pull the thing for you so you can rebuild
#8759 Moes: !m
#6890 ShinBot:
#8759 Moes: !m
#6890 ShinBot:
#1540 Leedly: the WOT
#1540 Leedly: that sounds sexusl
#8759 Moes: !stats
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: Moes's kingdom is at 72:91 and has: 0 attack rating and 250 defence rating, 85 free land, 87826 gc, 0 bushels of food, 0 weapons, 5 soldiers, 0 magical runes, 1 banks, 3 farms, 1 mines, 14 forests, 0 smelters, 10 battlements, 0 military school, 0 weapons factories, 0 barracks, 0 trade centers, 5 houses, 8 theives dens, 10 people, 10 bars of iron, 0 intelligence agencies, 0 priesthoods, 1 dams, 0 stables, 0 quarries, 10 tons of stone, 0 horses, 35 faggots of wood, 0 liters of water, 0 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#1540 Leedly: if u wanna speed turns to test it do like 1min turns
#1540 Leedly:

 

#6159 Sythe: try now
#8759 Moes: !annex 71:91
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 30 more people needed!```
#6159 Sythe: try rebuild
#1540 Leedly: !play
#4517 Kingdoms: ```to play, type commands here. check out the play guide for detailed help```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: ```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```creating new kingdom for Leedly at 68:63. welcome to kingdoms!.```
#6159 Sythe: ok yeah lets do a speed run
#1540 Leedly: !steal Sythe
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: you cannot thieve until you have at least one thieves den. try !build thieves den```
#6159 Sythe: turns every 5 minutes?
#1540 Leedly: !build thieves den 20
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: built 20 thieves den. you have 100 gc, 0 faggots remaining```
#1540 Leedly: !steal Sythe
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: your thieves snuck into Sythe's kingdom. they stole much, as the enemy had relatively few of its own thieves to keep you out. we stole: 17657 gc from the enemy. this gold has been added to our coffers```
#1540 Leedly: wtf
#1540 Leedly: 20 dens
#1540 Leedly: and no gold
#1540 Leedly: lmao
#6159 Sythe: its randomized
#1540 Leedly: it said
#1540 Leedly: more dens = more
#6159 Sythe: yeah its still a dice roll its just weighted
#1540 Leedly: idt it should be randomized
#1540 Leedly: now moes wins lel
#8759 Moes: !stat
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: Moes's kingdom is at 72:91 and has: 0 attack rating and 250 defence rating, 85 free land, 87826 gc, 0 bushels of food, 0 weapons, 5 soldiers, 0 magical runes, 1 banks, 3 farms, 1 mines, 14 forests, 0 smelters, 10 battlements, 0 military school, 0 weapons factories, 0 barracks, 0 trade centers, 5 houses, 8 theives dens, 10 people, 10 bars of iron, 0 intelligence agencies, 0 priesthoods, 1 dams, 0 stables, 0 quarries, 10 tons of stone, 0 horses, 35 faggots of wood, 0 liters of water, 0 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#8759 Moes: !buildings
#1540 Leedly: !buy weapons factory 5
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: you cannot trade until you have at least one trading center```
#1540 Leedly: !build weapons factory 4
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: not enough wood, needed at least 40 faggots. ```
#1540 Leedly: !build trading center
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: not enough wood, needed at least 40 faggots. ```
#1540 Leedly: wat
#1540 Leedly: !buy wood
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: you cannot trade until you have at least one trading center```
#1540 Leedly: !build trading center
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: not enough wood, needed at least 40 faggots. ```
#1540 Leedly: gf loop
#1540 Leedly: !stats
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: Leedly's kingdom is at 68:63 and has: 0 attack rating and 250 defence rating, 230 free land, 17757 gc, 0 bushels of food, 0 weapons, 5 soldiers, 0 magical runes, 0 banks, 2 farms, 0 mines, 0 forests, 0 smelters, 10 battlements, 0 military school, 0 weapons factories, 0 barracks, 0 trade centers, 5 houses, 20 theives dens, 10 people, 20 bars of iron, 0 intelligence agencies, 0 priesthoods, 1 dams, 0 stables, 0 quarries, 10 tons of stone, 0 horses, 0 faggots of wood, 0 liters of water, 0 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#1540 Leedly: !inv
#1540 Leedly: !inventory
#1540 Leedly: !materials
#1540 Leedly: I didn't like get starting wood
#1540 Leedly: what
#1540 Leedly: !play
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: ```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```to play, you may either type commands in /kingdoms, or you can private message me. type !help for commands```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```welcome Leedly! your kingdom is at the following location(s): 68:63```
#1540 Leedly: !play
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: ```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```welcome Leedly! your kingdom is at the following location(s): 68:63```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```to play, you may either type commands in /kingdoms, or you can private message me. type !help for commands```
#8759 Moes: you can do selfdestruct
#1540 Leedly: i already did
#1540 Leedly: and sythe had to restart me
#1540 Leedly: i think i just don't wanna play this game
#1129 WorldTurner: !turn
#1129 WorldTurner: ```The world has turned. Check your !report```
#1540 Leedly: !report
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: You are playing Kingdoms, the age of #2016, the world is 4 turns old. Your last report was generated 0 hours ago: your kingdom has been updated! here's what happened in the last round: 35 gc were added to your coffers! you now have 17792 gc 20 bushels were added to your food stocks. 204 liters of water flowed into to your dams 15 bushels of food and 150 liters of water were consumed by your population. your food stock is now 5 bushels and your water stock is now 54 3 new people were added to your civilian population, you now have 13 people 0 new soldiers were added to your military, you now have 5 soldiers 0 new horses were added to your stables, you now have 0 horses your military is unable to expand further because you only have 0 barracks your horses are unable to breed further because you only have 0 stables 0 faggots of lumber were harvested 0 ton of stone was extracted 0 bars of iron were mined 0 weapons were produced. your iron stocks are now 20 0 magical runes were produced your kingdom has the following magical items in its possession: time turner with 20 uses remaining ```
#1540 Leedly: !steal Sythe
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: your thieves snuck into Sythe's kingdom. they stole much, as the enemy had relatively few of its own thieves to keep you out. we stole: 242276 gc from the enemy. this gold has been added to our coffers```
#1217 Shin: `#Moes: your thieves snuck into Sythe's kingdom. they stole much, as the enemy had relatively few of its own thieves to keep you out. we stole: 87316 gc from the enemy. this gold has been added to our coffers`
#1540 Leedly: !steal Shin
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: your thieves snuck into Shin's kingdom. they stole much, as the enemy had relatively few of its own thieves to keep you out. we stole: 4678 gc from the enemy. this gold has been added to our coffers```
#1217 Shin: `#Leedly: your thieves snuck into Sythe's kingdom. they stole much, as the enemy had relatively few of its own thieves to keep you out. we stole: 242276 gc from the enemy. this gold has been added to our coffers`
#1217 Shin: "Less amount"
#1540 Leedly: !steal Moes
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: your thieves snuck into Moes's kingdom. their reach was limited due being detected by the enemy's own thieves. we stole: 879 gc from the enemy. this gold has been added to our coffers```
#1540 Leedly: !steal all
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: cannot thieve from all, user does not have a kingdom```
#3704 Gracious: !steal moes
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Gracious: your thieves snuck into Moes's kingdom. they were vastly outnumbered by the enemy's own thieves. we stole: 870 gc from the enemy. this gold has been added to our coffers```
#1217 Shin: Lol
#1540 Leedly: !m
#8759 Moes: !steal shin
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: your thieves snuck into Shin's kingdom. they stole much, as the enemy had relatively few of its own thieves to keep you out. we stole: 2741 gc from the enemy. this gold has been added to our coffers```
#6890 ShinBot:
#3704 Gracious: Holy shit
#1540 Leedly: !steal Gracious
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: your thieves snuck into Gracious's kingdom. they stole much, as the enemy had relatively few of its own thieves to keep you out. we stole: 265 gc from the enemy. this gold has been added to our coffers```
#8759 Moes: #steal blade
#1217 Shin: I got the short end of the stick lmao
#8759 Moes: !steal blade
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: cannot thieve from blade, user does not have a kingdom```
#1217 Shin: !steal blade
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Shin: cannot thieve from blade, user does not have a kingdom```
#1540 Leedly: LOL
#3704 Gracious: !cash
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Gracious: you have 1062 gc in your coffers```
#1217 Shin: Wow
#1540 Leedly: !play
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: ```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```welcome Leedly! your kingdom is at the following location(s): 68:63```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```to play, you may either type commands in /kingdoms, or you can private message me. type !help for commands```
#1540 Leedly: LOL
#8759 Moes: !stats

 

#1217 Shin: Case-sensitive? Ewwwwwwwwww.
#1540 Leedly: !build trading post
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: invalid building type specified. try !buildings for a list of valid buildings```
#1540 Leedly: !buildings
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: buildings: bank ( 10 wood, 10 iron, 100 gc ) : generates income. farm ( 10 wood, 50 gc ) : generates food. mine ( 5 wood, 100 gc ) : generates iron. forest ( 30 gc ) : generates wood, and some food. smelter ( 10 wood, 10 stone, 20 gc ) : boosts mining, weapons factories. battlements ( 20 wood, 20 stone, 10 iron, 25 gc ) : increases the kingdom's defences. military school ( 20 wood, 50 gc ) : increases your army's prowess. priesthood ( 20 wood, 60 gc ) : generates magical runes. weapons factory ( 10 wood, 50 gc ) : generates weapons from iron. barracks ( 10 wood, 100 gc ) : houses and trains soldiers. trade center ( 40 wood, 10 iron, 50 gc ) : allows you to !trade commodities. house ( 5 wood, 40 gc ) : generates population. thieves den ( 5 wood, 20 gc ) : allows you to thieve from other kingdoms. intelligence agency ( 20 wood, 5 stone, 100 gc ) : gathers information on other kingdoms. dam ( 5 wood, 20 stone, 100 gc ) : creates water for your population. stable ( 15 wood, 5 stone, 75 gc ) : generates and stables horses. quarry ( 50 wood, 40 gc ) : generates stone. technical institute ( 50 wood, 5 stone, 5 iron, 50 gc ) : increases space efficiency. siege tower ( 5000 wood, 100 stone, 1000 iron, 5000 gc ) : advanced attack unit, increases attack rating. war machine ( 32767 wood, 32767 stone, 32767 iron, 50000000 gc ) : war machine... for obliterating opponents. ```
#8759 Moes: !autoannex
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 27 more people needed!```
#1540 Leedly: !build trading center
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: not enough wood, needed at least 40 faggots. ```
#1540 Leedly: !autoannex
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 27 more people needed!```
#1217 Shin: !thieve Moes
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Shin: your thieves snuck into Moes's kingdom. they were vastly outnumbered by the enemy's own thieves. we stole: 889 gc from the enemy. this gold has been added to our coffers```
#1540 Leedly: !buy people 27
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: you cannot trade until you have at least one trading center```
#1217 Shin: !thieve Blade
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Shin: cannot thieve from blade, user does not have a kingdom```
#1217 Shin: !thieve Gracious
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Shin: your thieves snuck into Gracious's kingdom. they were vastly outnumbered by the enemy's own thieves. we stole: 0 gc from the enemy. this gold has been added to our coffers```
#1540 Leedly: !build trading center
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: not enough wood, needed at least 40 faggots. ```
#1217 Shin: !thieve Sythe
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Shin: your thieves snuck into Sythe's kingdom. their reach was limited due being detected by the enemy's own thieves. we stole: 56070 gc from the enemy. this gold has been added to our coffers```
#3704 Gracious: oi
#1540 Leedly: !buy wood 40
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: you cannot trade until you have at least one trading center```
#3704 Gracious: Gtfo plz
#1540 Leedly: dude
#1217 Shin: !m
#1540 Leedly: i cant get fucking wood
#1540 Leedly: every
#6890 ShinBot:
#1540 Leedly: im in a loo
#1217 Shin: !thieve Shin
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Shin: you cannot thieve from yourself!```
#1217 Shin: owait
#8759 Moes: !build forest
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 1 forest. you have 87958 gc remaining```
#1540 Leedly: !build forest
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: built 1 forest. you have 265860 gc remaining```
#1540 Leedly: !build forest 50
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: you do not have enough free space in your kingdom, needed at least 500 acres. try !annex? ```
#1540 Leedly: !build forest 5
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: built 5 forest. you have 265710 gc remaining```
#1540 Leedly: !autoannex
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 27 more people needed!```
#8759 Moes: !build thieves den 10
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 10 thieves den. you have 87758 gc, 342 faggots remaining```
#1540 Leedly: !buy people 27
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: you cannot trade until you have at least one trading center```
#1540 Leedly: !build trading center 1
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: not enough wood, needed at least 40 faggots. ```
#8759 Moes: !build forest 10
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: you do not have enough free space in your kingdom, needed at least 100 acres. try !annex? ```
#1540 Leedly: !build forest 5
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: built 5 forest. you have 265560 gc remaining```
#8759 Moes: !build forest 1
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 1 forest. you have 87728 gc remaining```
#8759 Moes: !build forest 3
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 3 forest. you have 87638 gc remaining```
#8759 Moes: !build forest 3
#1540 Leedly: !buy wood 40
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: you cannot trade until you have at least one trading center```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: you do not have enough free space in your kingdom, needed at least 30 acres. try !annex? ```
#8759 Moes: !build forest 1
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 1 forest. you have 87608 gc remaining```
#1540 Leedly: I CANT GET WOOD
#1540 Leedly: EVERY
#8759 Moes: !build forest 1
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 1 forest. you have 87578 gc remaining```
#1540 Leedly: !build farm 10
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: not enough wood, needed at least 100 faggots. ```
#8759 Moes: !build forest 1
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: you do not have enough free space in your kingdom, needed at least 10 acres. try !annex? ```
#1540 Leedly: !build farm 1
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: not enough wood, needed at least 10 faggots. ```
#1540 Leedly: !build bank 1
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: not enough wood, needed at least 10 faggots. ```
#8759 Moes: lol
#1540 Leedly: this
#1540 Leedly: is aids
#1540 Leedly: it should auto start u with a forest
#1540 Leedly: or you can get woodlocked and never prorgress
#1540 Leedly: takes wood to build forest
#1540 Leedly: if no wood can never get wood
#1540 Leedly: !build dam 1
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: not enough stone, needed at least 20 tons. not enough wood, needed at least 5 faggots. ```
#8759 Moes: forest cost 30gb
#8759 Moes: gc*
#1540 Leedly: o wtf
#1217 Shin: I auto-started with forests lol
#1540 Leedly: !build forest 100
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: you do not have enough free space in your kingdom, needed at least 1000 acres. try !annex? ```
#1540 Leedly: !build forest 15
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: you do not have enough free space in your kingdom, needed at least 150 acres. try !annex? ```
#1540 Leedly: !build forest 5
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: built 5 forest. you have 265410 gc remaining```
#1540 Leedly: !build forest 2
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: built 2 forest. you have 265350 gc remaining```
#1540 Leedly: !build forst 2
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: invalid building type specified. try !buildings for a list of valid buildings```