what is your idea of hell?

many dont believe in heaven and hell! however i want to know what your idea of your own personal version of hell would be like!
my idea of hell is being strapped into a dentists chair, being covered in cane toads with evil wax dummies clawing at me. barry manillows copa cabanna would be playing on a repetetive loop...and the same episode of worlds worst home videos would be playing on tv, while jehovas chant tracts from the bible in the background.the floor would be covered in teeth and manky toenail clippings and soggy teabags that are all brown and wrinkled.a line of taps would be constantly dripping for all eternity and i would be extremely s*exually frustrated.....and it would be colder than a fridge with sunlight and strip lights shining in my eyes which are propped open with matchsticks.

it doesnt bear thinking about!

 

ol, well mine would be placed on a bed of nails with 1000 burning embers dumped on my body whiile bugs slowly ate my insides

 

Um..

Imagine if you will...

Creeping death, starting at your ears... they ring... and feel numb and then fall off like you've got leprosy... you start to bleed from your ear sockets... something unseen starts beating your nose into a pulp... then your teeth fall out... one by one..gum disease sets in... it spreads... your jaw rots and falls off... your shoulders get a 3rd degree sunburn... they peel... your fingers tingle... fingernails turn black... hands turn black... arthritis sets in... can't move hands... belly button itches... can't move hands to scratch... leech crawls into belly button and starts sucking blood... lice inhabit your pubic hair... a large rat starts eating away your dead genitals parts... incredible, delicious pain... you still haven't died, lusting for death to take you away... hair on legs falls out... toenails are ingrown... big toe starts bleeding and the toenail cuts in so deep that it starts splitting your toe... you would scream in agony but your tongue has rotted away... athletes foot occurs... you pray to end the torture, but you aren't finished yet... your hip dislocates on its own... kneecaps are shattered... an ambulance drives by slowly, the driver leans out and laughs at you... then drives off... small children play around your dying body... they throw pebbles at your decaying carcass... someone drops his Slurpee on your head, another relieves his bladder on you... they leave... laughing with disgusting playful joy as your private hell continues... the night comes... roaches crawl into your ears... you can feel them eat your eardrums out... a racoon nibbles on your toes... you feel the vibrations of a fast moving vehicle on the pavement behind you, which you can't hear because of the roaches... a toad is crawling down your throat... suddenly, your skull is smashed and blood and bits of brain material is splatterd and streaked out all over the asphalt as a Z-28 doing 110 finishes your slow death as all fades to black. Final peace.

 

Some red guy with a beard, a bunch of slaves, and some fire.
No offence, yours isn't scary.
What the hell is scary about jehovas.
...

 

aww is this hell ?

 

Having a pineapple repeatedly shoved up my ass while little 4 year olds whine at me.

 

Hellraiser

Read the whole article and download the movies. You'll see...

Pictures of Cenobites(monsters):

 

Bay city rollers.
End of story.

 

buring in fire for ever and never die but just feel the pain

 

being butt raped by michel jackson

 

being put in a burning lake of fire for ever

 

Red and bloody

 

Anal rapage.

Then after you're fucked for about 6 million years.

YOu get to see a godess naked, and she wants you to fuck her, but you can never get to her.

=(

Oh, and you're being burned.

Yeah.

 

Hehe in my religon (Wiccan) we don't belive in heaven or hell ^.^ We belive in going to Summerland when you die and being reincarnated by the gods

 

a few trees, nice sunset... birds , animals, cars, houses probably just like it is now

 

um, jump into a volcano which happens to have tons of stuff that want to eat u ... you just met hell

 

you get everything you want but can never leave, and never have people with you, for infinite time. after a while it will get boring and drive you crazy, lol i seen it on the outerlimitis , and i personally think that would be hell.

 

ur dead tired, but they wont let you sleep..

i reckon thats fuckin hell

 

hmmm......

having gorge bush spanking you in the butt with a spachula and

a hole bunch of gay red angels flying around saying gay stuff like "hey sexy"

or "i wanna put it in you" and the butt raping never ends..your butt hole is

swollen and bloody but bush is a horny slut..so he wont stop.

 

ehhh getting raped by a big black guy for 5000000 hours straigh -.-

i would kill myself