Createing me a sig and avatar

Now i know this is alot to ask, please I can't work photoshop ( To hard ) so p
lease I cna vouche you after.

Avatar - Looking for something cool Maybe that ) ORB thingy like ) if possible

Signature - Look for something cool maybe like a hot girl or something thats like black and white then goes to colour and that says " Haak " in it.


Thank you so mkuch, if you can do this.

 

Step 1- Learning to read.

Hint; http://sythe.org/forumdisplay.php?f=315