Help! Need to fuck around in school as much as possible! lol!

Ok so its that time of the year again. Everything is done. No more homework, projects, tests or any such. My teachers all said everything is done and they arnt gunna be collecting anymore marks. There is just exams in a week and all teachers are gunna be doing exam review for the next week or so.

My objective: Do as much stupid shit as i possibly can without getting caught/in trouble. So what i want from you guys is to give me loads of stupid and crazy ideas of shit i should do in school for the next 1 week. I might even get some of it on video and show it to ya later . And REMEMBER: I HAVE TO NOT GET IN TROUBLE FOR DOING IT. so you cant say something like: Swear at everybody who looks at you. lol

 

Spray paint
Cherry bombs
toilet paper
pull peoples pants down in the middle of the hallway.

 

if swearing at people is too extreme for you i don't know if i can help you..

 

put stink bombs everywhere...

 

k well i dont wanna waste money so markers should do instead of spraypaint. cherry bombs is too close to getting me in trouble. tolilet paper i already thought of im planning to unroll a shitload in an empty hallway. pplz pants down would definatelly get me in shit.

 

You said you wanted to do something stupid.

 

Okay listen. This is what the fuck you do.
STINK BOMBS.
You may be thinking, they cost to much, make your own! What you do is:

Grab a couple of eggs.
Poke a whole in the top of each one eith a pen\pencil.
Leave then out in the sun for a day.
Thenn, when your at school. Just hide them in corners of your class room\bathroom


Also. I find shakaka's siggy VERY pffensive and racist. Please tell him to remove it and please have a mod warn him.

 

yea.. he wants to pull pranks not kill people via nostrils..

jk ive made those kind of stink bombs before

 

omg solid tank thats smart. i think ill definately do that. but im not sure that an egg with rot well enough in 1 day...

 

oo they will they rot within 3-5 hours..

depending on the temp. of course .. its usually 85-95 degrees here

 

In the sun it will.

 

Kill yourself! If you get caught, it won't matter!

 

k ill do the egg stink bomb thing in my classroom... i think imma put them next to the back airconditioner... that way its get well spread out!!! lol! any other suggestions?

 

you better hightail it out of that room or your gonna puke up all over the place

jansen, are you pulling any tricks at TC? what one do you go to east west or central?

or did you graduate i forgot what you told me

 

take shits in bags (get multiple friends to help) then throw them in the buildings in school. At night though. Wear masks too, never know if they're any cameras.

 

Haha, this one is kinda funny.
Grab some condoms and some whipped creame. Put SOME whip creame in each condom, not too much. Then, put the condoms on the doornobs to your class room. Haha. Ohhhh andd bake some chocolate brownies with some chocolate laxatives in them. During lunch, pass them out too all your friends. ROFL.

 

1) superglue nickels or any coin you want to the toilets and walls
2) buy smokebombs which you can get from a ice cream truck
3) buy stinkbombs which you can also get from ice cream truck
4) pull fire alarm
5) start a mosh pit or food fight
6) push a person and walk away so it looks like someone else and starts a fight
7) sharpie a wall
8) if you have lockers tie strings from one lock to another so its impossible to open lockers
9) bring a laser pointer to class
10) moon the principal
11) trash the hallways
12) buy 2 snicker candybars and mold them together to make a piece of shit
13) get a water bottle poke small holes in cap and spray random people

 

the one with the laxitive brownies sound good. it will also work as a stink bomb for when half the school is takin a crap after lunch lol .

 

are mine enough for you???

 

Get 4 chicken cages.

Bring 3 chickens.

Let them loose.

3 chickens are found.

The whole school will be looking for the 4th.