How to cheat on exams!

Ok I thought I'd make this guide It's helped me a lot.

The first things you wanna understand is that the process of passing exams is remembering information, that really is it. Sadly not many people can be arsed to remember 100's of different forumlas, information etc.

For things like English this may not prove useful, as it isn't factual sometimes unlike maths, science, History etc.

Here's what I do, It's worked 100% of the time.

"Counterfeit Note Sheet"

Figure out what company creates your exams and go onto their website, they should have a section of previous exam papers. Find a blank page within that exam and photo shop out of date of last year to this one present. The exams I do they include spare paper with the same format as the exam i.e borders legal info.

Print this out from the PDF format and scribble as much as you can, tuck it up your sleeve and insert into the back of the exam paper your doing. It will match the rest of the exam papers and no will suspect a thing, make sure you wrote the noted exam paper in the same pen your doing exam in!

Flip to the back whenever you want and use the information you wrote, anyone passing will just think it's a paper from the exam, however take it out at the end of the exam and put it in your pocket just incase. The main point is anyone passing won't notice anything.

"Hidden Audio" -

Other thing to do is wear a long sleeved zipped hood. Get yourself and mp3 player/tape recorder and make a track full of information on it, put it on repeat and place it on your pocket. Zip up your hoody and place one of the ear plugs through the arm of your jacket. cup your hand around your ear and place your elbow on the table, write with the other hand. This just looks like your in a normal position. If you have to move from it let the ear phone drop back down your sleeve.

"Perfect for Maths" -

Most exams won't let you leave the room, and if they do they will go with you to the toilet. For my exams one maths paper will be a non calculator test. So scribble as many questions you can on a spare piece of paper. Previously put a calcualtor in the toilets you plan on going to, Hide it in there. Once you enter the cubicle work out the questions with the calculator go back inside and complete them.

 

I might try the first one.

 

none of them can work for me, atm im doing my gcse's but im not with anyone else, im in the bad boys and spastic section wer theirs like 12 of us and 5 teachers lolz. (im a badboy not a spaztic )

 

We are allowed to use calculators and I program mine lol.

 

Cheating is not that smart why don't make it..

 

lmfao mate im in the medical room ftw!!! Gcse's almost over now thank fuck, like just this week then half of next.

add me on msn f00: [email protected]

 

Companyes create exams? Not so sure I get that part, Im pretty sure my teachers make up all the tests.

In some of my classes my teachers are completly oblivious, we would just give our sheet to another so they can copy. My global teacher doesnt really care plus his tets are freaking hard.

 

when you leave skool and do your exams ther made by goverment companies so that teachers cant fuck about with the results , well in the uk anyway

 

LOL why do you want to cheat on a examn?

 

your just cheating yourself.

 

I would never cheat on a exam. Cheating does nothing for you. It just proves that you are a total idiot, and that you will be working at Mc Donalds for the rest of your life.

^That is how I feel about cheating. I have never cheated on a test. (exam)

 

my teachers make the tests, the government only makes them for public schools i'm pretty sure :/

 

My teachers make their own tests, and I think its better to just know the information anyway

 

Wow cool thanks man!

 

sweet lol.... not!

 

oo or.. you can actually get the best out of school and.. try! that sounds nice!


sure you will get the grade, but i got a B+ or better on all my exams w\o cheating or even studying for that matter..

 

Wow, the people that go on this forum are really dumb. If you have to cheat to pass a test, then I think you should fail the grade until you prove to be smart enough to pass.

 

haha.. exactly..

 

"tests" are at the end of a unit, your teacher makes these

"Exams" are at the end of the year, and sometime in the middle of the year as "midterms" these are usually STATE TESTS [if you're in US], and YES there are websites for them. around here they're called regents

 

lol helpfull