wat da white nigger bgoat wtf/????

helo 2day i am hur 2 infracvture my fraction tht n00b nose gived me kk
hi my name calin i recive fracture some1 give me for spem i no spem ne1 u spam me u dum ass fuck tard shit.
look his msg space 2 priavte is full 2 wtfk do i do i try to send him this

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WETTF LOL Y NDNT U REPLI 2 MY FORUMS POST MESSAGES I SEND 2 U AND U GIVE ME A FRACTURE
Y THE FK WOD U GIV ME A FRACTURE
WAT DA FUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I DNT DESDVER NO MUTHER FKIN FRACTURE ON DIS MUTHER FKIN PLANE"

 

I'm sure that you are trying to convey a very well thought out and extremely carefully worded argument.

However, I'm afraid I must inform you that I do not understand this language you speak.

 

i am spekrer of the kind of langae u not kno
lolzdekejdsbg burn muck? lomz
k i dnt went ne nuubs 2 repi here tht mean like dis list i put here
u and oder ppl <list rite der lol
kk sum1 elri

 

Alright, I think I have been exposed to this language enough to make some sense of it.

I will now attempt a translation.

Do not try this at home.

 

Real Translation

Code:

What the fuck? LOL, why don't you reply to my forum post messages I sent to you and instead you give me an infraction. Why the fuck would you give me an infraction? What the fuck? I dont deserve no mother fucking infractio on this mother fucking plane?

Dispute denied.