Detention on the last day of school!

No, I did not get a detention but my friend did.
Here is the story:

Ok, so we were in English class, 2 hours away from freedom. My teacher made up this system that if you say something good, you get to be the MVP for the class. I don't thiink I ever got MVP the whole year...oh well my teacher hated me. She hated Rico even more, now to the good part.

Teacher: Its been a fun year everyone(Turned to Rico). I can't believe your going to be juniors next year!

Rico: Oh My God Levy(That is the nickname we call our teacher, whose name is Mrs.Levine...guess who made it up) that is the awesomeness thing you have ever said.

Teacher: Umm, thank you Rico

Rico: You definatly deserve my MVPiness(For the slow people..MVPenis)

Rico had no idea about what he said

Now Levy turns around and says: What?

Rico: My MVP........Oh Fuck, Shit!

Teacher: Rico, this will not be tolerated, please see me after class

Rico: Are you kidding me, it's the last day of school......whatever.

Now I waited outside for Rico after class and he says: Fucking Levy gave me a fucking detention.

and then I laughed all the way to Gym.


He got a detention for saying fuck and shit, Levy actually thought MVPenis was funny

anyway thought I'd share

 

lol thats kind of funny my frend swears at all the teachers he has and never gets suspended lol

 

lmfao. wer i go to school da teachers r afraid dey will get shot if they do something like that. ppl smoke weed in class haha.

 

Rofl, MVPiness, that seemed so random and it turning out to be that. Good luck to him =p

 

You live in Canada, you claim yourself as a Crip... I have been there before, its not like that there and people dont smoke weed there in class, your dumb.

Back on topic, thats pretty funny, I would have walked out...

 

A large factor of the canadian population are actually drug addicts, they may not smoke weed in class, but atleast 75% of the students in my highschool are smokers. :x

 

Meh i would have told her to fuck off seeing as it was the last time in "juniors" or something i'm in England and i have no fucking clue k?

 

Yeah, alot of major citys are full of druggies, I should know, Seattle accually has made a law that.. Well look at it this way, weed is such a small thing now, cops would have to give a ticket to someone J-walking than smoking a joint. Thats why Seattle is the home of Hempfest, and cops dont do anything because weed is so big now they just dont want to spend all of their time giving out $13 tickets. About smoking in school, I know that people in the US, Canada, or wherever dont smoke in class, thats a lie.

 

Lol, I am planning on doing something like this. Schools not ended yet.

 

i watched a freshman punch a biology teacher in the face yesterday

goood fun

 

Ha. If someone punched my science teacher in the face, I'd praise God.

Actually, one time some kid started walking out of class and my science teacher speed-walked over to him and stopped in front of him and said "You're leaving without permission!" ... I thought he was gonna hit the kid or somethin'.

And why would he go to detention, after school's over nothing can be done.. Worst that could be done is the teacher could carry the detention over to the next year, no big deal.

 

Hahaha I feal bad for him but you're luckyer than me I have school till next wensday. =[

 

I actually don't know why he bothered. Knowing him, I thought he would just skip it like he did with all the rest.....which is like 30.

He told me all he did was watch Levy eat a sandwich

 

Rofl..I always get detentions, but in my school, you can turn 5 dts into an in school suspension which makes it easy for me

 

wow, honestly, that is TERRIBLE.

 

maybe dats y u talk lik ur ar retarded

 

I dont get out till the 20th, and my final exam is on the 21st.

Blargh

 

Where you live

 

dude teachers at my school curse at the students

 

Rofl, I got out of school May 22nd
I'm so lucky
I ownz0r j00