Pick the stereotype that fits you.

Please note, this is not a double tread, I think my other one was delated due to a back up.

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a hairy DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

Im a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction

Im a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl i see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so i must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so i MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so i MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

Please note is must be one of these, or a really good one. Note you can have more than one if needed.

I am I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black. I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

 

how bout i have a big dick so must be black?

 

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

yep its gotta be this, everyone thinks im a nerd without glasses.

 

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

 

Of course ALL jamaicans must smoke weed

 

im james i must be fat

 

loli think this sucks

 

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

Eh

 

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.
^ ^ ^
I guess that one fits me the most

 

I'm a SYTHE MOD so I must be HOT, SMART, SEXY and SEXUALLY ACTIVE.

Oh wait that's not a stereotype!?

 

None of those apply to me..

 

All Jamaicans do smoke weed.

 

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid

 

I'm a SKINNY, BLACK, RICH, EMO, NEGRO GUY with BLONDE hair (although I sometimes DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLOURS). I am of JAMAICAN and HAITIAN decent, but my grandfather was ASIAN, my grandmother (on the other side) was JEWISH and my other grandfather was an ARAB. My great, great grandfather was an IRISHman (he had a drinking problem and was WHITE), my great great great grandmother was INDIAN and ran a convenience store and my great, great, great grandmother was CUBAN and made cigars (which made my family RICH). But she had a 'liason' with a MARRIED MAN who happened to have POLISH and ITALIAN parents and could trace his ancestry back to EGYPT. His grandmother was part COLUMBIAN, part GERMAN and her grandfather was RUSSIAN. I'm an asexual, so sometimes I'm GAY, other times I'm a GIRL (LESBIAN) or maybe just BISEXUAL/BI. I like to SPEAK MY MIND. Especially since I'm very RELIGIOUS (I'm a CHRISTIAN/MUSLIM/MORMON) but sometimes I lose faith and claim to be an ATHEIST or just say I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION. Some say I'm very STRAIGHT-EDGED. Others don't. On some days, I'll call myself a REPUBLICAN, on other days I'll claim to be a DEMOCRAT and sometimes I'll be happy to call myself LIBERAL (seeing as I am sometimes GAY). I'm SOUTHERN and I am addicted to ANTI-DEPRESSANTS. In my free time, I like to act like a NATIVE AMERICAN, a CHEERLEADER or a DANCER (depending on my gender/sexual orientation at the time). While DANCING and CHEERLEADING, I like to wear SKIRTS. While acting like a NATIVE AMERICAN, I dress up as a PUNK (just for kicks). Like I said, I'm GOTH and EMO, so I like to WEAR BLACK (because it's the devil's colour, man) and I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS (compared to other GOTH/EMOs. I like to WEAR WHAT I WANT (as long as it looks EMO-ish). In fact, I'm such an emo, I act like an attention-seeking WHITE GIRL most of the time. Even though I sound like a strange person, I'm NOT A VIRGIN. I lost my VIRGINity when I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN and became a TEENAGE MOM. Sadly, the relationship fell through and I'm now SINGLE. Despite my BLACKness/GAYness/EMOness/GOTHness, I'm still very PRETTY. I'm also smart. I HAVE STRIGHT A's. This may be because I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, am a VEGETARIAN and HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY/GIRL FRIENDS (some of whome are GAYS) who help me out with study to keep up the STRAIGHT A's. My friends stick with me even though I'm sometimes a guy with BOOBS or a girl with a penis. My best memories are from when I was a MIXED up, pregnant STONER and was a lead singer in a BAND that played PERUVIAN music.

Well... That's enough about me for now. Cyaz!

Note: That ^^ had every single one except for 5 of 'em.

 

cripz for life bruh.
fuck bloodz.

 

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

nowai srysly nowai is that true =0

 

Im Smart, Sexy, Fun, Crazy, Sexy, Sexy..

So i must be Ellsworthz

 

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

 

I'm ASIAN so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

 

Add I'm ALBANIAN so I MUST be a drunk muslim.