Titmouse

Complete the sentance/story:

So I was drinking gasolene this one time right? And...

 

and i accidentaly pee my pants

 

Then my mother walked in while I was

 

with my girlfriend in the room and we were

 

sooooo smashed

 

and kissing each others ass boobs penis with some hair.

 

and shes like 'honey what about your OTHER Girlfriend?"

 

then I jumped out the window.

 

I hit my head and died, then God said

 

not again..

 

Then Homer simpson

 

Came in and

 

ate you all.