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Joke of the day:

Chuck Norris doesn't do fishing. He says, "You, you and you, out!" and off he goes with three fish.

 

Hey, I'm looking to swap 200m RS3 to OSRS.

I know I have a low post count and no vouches, we can do really small amounts if you want, or figure something else out.

I don't mind paying for a MM if possible? Up to you. I'm on and off randomly, so will message you a way to get in contact with me.

Thanks.

 

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Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

There's no menu: You get what you deserve.

 

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Q: What did the bird say after his cage fell apart?

A: "Cheap, cheap!"

 

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Joke of the day:

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

 

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb? Let’s go play on our bikes.

 

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I never make mistakes…I thought I did once; but I was wrong.

 

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Joke of the day:

I sometimes watch birds and wonder "If I could fly who would I shit on?"

 

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Joke of the day:

Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a bottle of water.

 

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I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.

 

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Coming on next BUMP.

 

Swapped some gp with me

 

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Joke of the day:

Criminal: Your money or your life …
Benny: [Pause.]
Criminal: Look, bud. I said your money or your life.
Benny: I’m thinking it over.

 

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Joke of the day:

My sister-in-law was teaching Sunday school class. The topic for the day: Easter Sunday and the 
resurrection of Christ.

“What did Jesus do on this day?” she asked. There was no response, 
so she gave her students a hint: 
“It starts with the letter R.”

One boy blurted, “Recycle!”

 

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Joke of the day:

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Minnesota. All three go with a White House official to examine the fence. The Minnesota contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well," he says, "I figure the job will run about $900. $400 for materials, $400 for my crew, and $100 profit for me." The Tennessee contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700. $300 for materials, $300 for my crew, and $100 profit for me." The Chicago contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, "$2,700." The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?" The Chicago contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from Tennessee to fix the fence." "Done!" replies the government official. And that, my friends, is how the new stimulus plan will work.

 

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Joke of the day:

A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells, ‘You should’ve been here at 8.30!’ He replies. ‘Why? What happened at 8.30?’

 

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Delayed until tomorrow.

 

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Joke of the day:

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"

 

Just swapped 30m rs3 to 5.7m osrs. quick and easy, very trustworthy and friendly would trade again. (Y)

 

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Joke of the day:

One night, Murphy was walking home when, all of a sudden, a thief jumped on him. Murphy and the thief began to wrestle. They rolled about on the ground and Murphy put up a tremendous fight. However, the thief managed to get the better of him and pinned him to the ground.

The thief then went through Murphy's pockets and searched him. All the thief could find on Murphy was 25 cents.

The thief was so surprised at this that he asked Murphy why he had bothered to fight so hard for 25 cents.

“Was that all you wanted?” Murphy replied, “I thought you were after the five hundred dollars I've got in me shoe!”