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One time I typed runescape into Microsoft word and it told me to change it to "run escape" 5 years later... 300 days of game play..I should have listened.

 

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You know you're addicted to runescape when your girlfriends pants have a low drop rate.

 

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Joke of the day:
My Mate told me that he reckoned he played over 150 hours of online games a week,
"Wow! I replied
He then said:
"No, Runescape."

 

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My laptop memory card is fucked, so I have to get the Geek squad to fix it.

I'm not worried about them finding the porn in the browsing history, it's the runescape that got me worried.

 

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Q: What's a toilet's favorite game?
A: Call of Doodie.

 

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Q: What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?
A: A milkshake!

 

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Joke of the day:
A graduate with a science degree asks, "Why does it work?"
A graduate with an engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"
A graduate with an accounting degree asks, "How much it cost?"
A graduate with a liberal arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

 

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Joke of the day:
Q: What does an Irishman get after eating Italian food?

A: Gaelic breath.

 

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Joke of the day:
A mushroom goes into a bar and sits down to order a drink. The bartender walks over and says, ''I'm sorry sir, but we don't serve your kind here.''

The mushroom sits back and asks ,''Why not? I'm a fun guy (fungi)!

 

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Joke of the day:

Q: What is long and hard to a blonde?

A: Fourth grade.

 

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Q: Whats the difference between a politician and a snail?

A: One is slimy, a pest, and leaves a trail everywhere and the other is a snail.

 

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Joke of the day:

Just changed my Facebook name to "No one" so when I see stupid posts I can click like and it will say "No one likes this".

 

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Joke of the day:

If con is the opposite of pro, then it must mean that Congress is the opposite of progress?

 

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Joke of the day:

Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes.

That way, when you criticize them, you’ll be a mile away, and you’ll have their shoes.