Jack Goff is a pussy

lol, he was on the little league baseball team and never made it to the majors.

Don't talk shit about him though, he has good intentions and religiously attends leg day.

 

i made it to cuck majors

 

Shut the fuck up, don't you ever talk shit about my boy Jack Goff again you pervert

 

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

 

whoops forgot to log into my jack goff account to post that lol srry brb forgot i was still logged into hamouze

 

Right acc this time thank fuck

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

 

what the fuck is a New Zealand? Sounds like a gay sex maneuver

 

u asked for it. u gonna get it. Shaq gonna fuk ur wife.

 

they're not too bad really, if they stop fucking sheep on the daily, we may even let them be a state someday

 

yeah its the step down from the fourth dimension you faggot lmao :nuts: :nuts: :nuts:

 

one day we'll recognize you convicts as people and you can maybe become the west island

 

you just want our sheep don't you

 

Oh um okay

 

na your ratio of sheep to people is only 3:1, poverty

we won't waste our time on you degenerates

 

Bro hold your sheep tight tonight, because they want to take them from you man. DON'T LET THEM TAKE YOUR SHEEP FOR GOD SAKES!!

 

Gold.

 

Fucking rare ass NZ mountain sheep owners won't say shit