Who do you think wrote this?

4chan is the best source of 100% accurate and true information. What if it was true, though? Please come back, "ex-mod."



Anonymous Fri 20 Mar 2015 10:17:55 No.17235153 Report
Quoted By: >>17235673 >>17237000 >>17238746
>used to be a moderator on a gaming trading site called Sythe
>would regularly scam people out of their in-game currency
>sell it in my own shop
>never got caught or banned, just grew up

>mix drinks for house parties and take them with me
>offer them to everyone
>would piss and jizz in all the drinks and mix in squash to hide the taste

>one automatic guy would follow me around a lot
>convinced everyone that he'd roofied my friend's drink and tried to take her home
>completely ostracised by everyone
>see him eating alone every day now, no longer comes to social events

>friend thought his gf of 4 years was cheating on him
>she was just busy with work/uni
>started sending her texts from another number of dicks, she never replied
>convince him to take her phone one day when she's in the shower
>had just sent a new dick pick with "Hey babes, thanks for last night. Here's something to remind you of how good it was"
>he broke up with her and has spiralled into depression


>always swipe right to fat chicks on tinder
>tell them how attractive I find them
>sext a bit and then say I want to meet up
>never go and wait for them to message me
>tell them I find them too hideous

Source: https://archive.moe/r9k/thread/17231770/#17235153

 

That's just sad, true or not.

 

Faptop65 confirmed

 

The whole thread was full of things I hope no one actually does.

confirmed

 

if it's on the internet it must be real

 

right in the feels

 

I'm well aware that the Internet holds many lies, but 4chan is a reputable source for your next college essay.

 

lol wtf

 

:nuts: :nuts: :nuts: :nuts:

 

In his mind "they're onto me"

 

pretty sure that was farcast, hes always jizzing in my juice.

 

Alright so based on the usage of "uni" and "ostracised" with an "s" instead of a "z" this person's not American. They said they never got banned so that narrows down the list by a fair amount as well. I'm going to rule out any admins as well since they I assume they would have used the word admin instead of moderator if they were actually an admin. So it's a non-American, never-banned moderator who at one point ran a gold shop

 

must be u! scamr

 

R2P has some balls to post on 4chan.

 

ITT: OP posted that himself on 4chan, and is watching us scramble.

 

This, or a random 20-post count.

I just found it and thought the name drop was interesting. There are way too many staff members to even come close to finding anything out, if it were true.

http://www.sythe.org/community-general/1077982-list-staff-past-present.html

 

nobody would freely admit to that unless it was true so it must be true

 

Come to think of it, admins used to be mods... :nuts: :nuts: :nuts:

 

Bruh you slackin on the food reviews?