Fucking Poodle Pissing Everywhere

Excuse the title, but my girlfriend's toy poodle ikki pisses me off so much by pissing everywhere, especially when it gets upset. Its 8 years old in human age

Last night, it decided to take a piss on the floor next to me because u wouldn't share my fried chicken and ice cream. Fuck I wouldnt even share my fried chicken or ice cream with the starving kids in africa


My girlfriend said that ikki was often given smsll bits of leftover chicken and ice cream, so I'm going to guess that the bitch things it had her right to my food.
Is there anything that I could do to make this old bitch know differently, besides phsyically pu ishing it? I frequent my girlfriend's house, and the bitch often gets on my nerves

So many puns, but I'm quiet serious here

 

Yeah, start looking for poodles with the same features as her, ring up the local kennels and rehoming centre/pound asking if they've got a dog similar(pretend ikki's been lost or something), or buy a different miniature poodle after you've sold your body to afford one. Then when your girl is out take your dog to a rehoming centre(obviously a different one) and then go and pick up the new dog(make sure it's house trained and not a little shit). Problem solved your girlfriend will have no idea.

Or get it a dog diaper.

 

Maybe you're just an asshole, and the dog has the right idea. Because if it came down to you or Ikki, your gf would choose the dog, no contest.

 

Dude it's 8 years old and it's a miniature poodle it's gonna die soon just wait patiently.

 

Sarcasm at it's best

 

My brother was in a similar situation.

Spoiler: Spoiler alert

They broke up and so will the two of you! Have a nice day.

 

Break up.

 

Try your best to train it to do it needs in an monitored area which would make it easier to clean and then eventually move on to taking it outside.

Do it in steps don't rush for the last step, but move camly and eventually you'll get there. That's personally my best tip.

 

Tell your girlfriend she's a fucking retard and that she's not suppose to give her puppy fried chicken, let alone human food. Ice cream too? Someone take this dog away from this dumb bitch. It's obvious she hasn't trained her dog where to pee. I don't think it's pissing on purpose, rather it's pissing because it's excited and cannot control it's bladder. All around, this is bad conditioning for the dog.

 

FIxed.

 

Was my mistake to ask a serious question on Sythe.
Staff, lock please

 

Even though you want a lock OP, i'd actually take this post serious.

I have a friend who had a dog, a thing, idek what the fuck it was. It annoyed the shit out of me because it smelled SO BAD I wanted to just break it's neck in the dead of night.

About a week after the first time I went over to his house their dog died. Family was sad, I was fucking cheering. LOL

Just wait for it to die. Or stage an accident. I'm not tellin' you to kill the dog... but i'm just sayin'. Ya know?

 

Closed.. I was being serious dogs really don't live all that long. It's 8 and eats fried chicken.. it's going to die soon.