Quotes

If u fail to plan, you plan to fail

 

"Revenge is a dish best served cold." -Old Klingon Proverb

 

"I couldn't help but notice when we made eye contact... I really like your shoes, try laughter, laughter is a good thing. Screw this, this is lame. Hey! I saw you checking out my goods! You want a sample? A little try-before-you-buy, eh? Come here, bitch, stand and deliver!"
-Carl (Aqua Teen Hunger Force)

Lmao

 

"Hard truths cut both ways" - Stannis Baratheon, Warden of the Stormlands and Lord of Dragonstone, THE ONE TRUE KING, All Hail His Grace!

 

<3^ +1+1+1 :love: :love:

I guess it's a dessert because it's so damn sweet too.

ER at a hospital if they go into the wrong neighbourhood lol.

 

There's a certain kind of person who finds it inappropriate to talk about your achievements in public. That kind of person is better known as a "jealous little bitch".

-Govind's sig

 

Teeth are for gay people. That's why fairies come and get them.
-Master Shake

 

Tie up your camel, then put your faith in God.
-Old arabic proverb

 

This won't make sense if you've never watched TFS abridged but..

Super Lame Guru: Come here, little boy. I see an unlocked power in you. I am going to reach deep inside of you and pull it out.

Gohan: I . . . need an adult?

Guru: I AM AN ADUUUUUUUUULT!

 

An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life.

Robert A. Heinlein

 

If you’re not supposed to eat at night, why is there a light bulb in the refrigerator?

 

“I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. ”
&#8213; W.C. Fields

'Nothing is true, everything is permitted.'

"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.”

I don't know why but I love this quote from Batman:

"Batman: You want to know something funny? Even after everything you've done, I would have saved you.
The Joker: [laughs, coughs] Actually that is pretty funny."

"All right, I've been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager!"

 

"It don't matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning's winning." - Dominic Toretto, 2001 (The Fast and the Furious)

 

"There is a difference between giving up and moving on"