Girls are Impressed with Programming Skills

Lol nice story mate, but I don't think that will get me any girls I like.

 

Yeah, it all depends. We were bored and had nothing to do. A lot of girls will think you're retarded and need to go outside, but some girls think it's cool to be smart... There's a big difference between private and public schools. Girls in private schools tend to be less dumb. (No offence Sin, Steph, etc. You're both very smart.)

 

No. This is exactly why you will never have any sort of relationship with anyone of the opposite sex (not even the nerdy girls) and probably not any with people of the same sex.

You are a faggot. Girls are NOT impressed with programming skills.

 

Redemption, you got a picture. Mabye you can post it in the sticky up top.

 

How the hell do you speak in java? ROFL
And what they hell are girls?

 

If you mean Albany,NY you should of told me I live 5 min away from there...

And nice I used to go to private school in kindergarten and third grade. Was so annoying the school was Jewish and I'm anti-religious

 

They're probably just dumb girls, that think it's funny to laugh at stupid things, you wouldn't get any girls you liked.

 

well u see it all depends on wther ur gonig for hot girls...or geeks, lol all those girls were prolly just nerds =\

 

funny story but a lil wierd lol

 

Nerdiest thing yet (bored in class, nothing better to do):

Code:

import javax.swing.JOptionPane;

Public class giveMeYourPhoneNumber
{
public static void main(String[] args)
{
phonenumber = getPhoneNumber();
if(phonenumber == 'Y')
{
System.out.println("RAWR!! <333333333333 KTHX");
}
else if(phonenumber == 'N')
{
System.out.println("No wait! I want your phone # come back!!! :@");
}
}
public static char getPhoneNumber()
{
String phonenumber = JOptionPane.showInputDialog("You're hot. Give me your goddamn phone number. Y OR N BITCH!");
return phonenumber.charAt(0);
}
}

 

1337, you can't talk, your amd ugly lol. I beleive Redmeption. But I don't think they though he was like cute?, mabye just felt bad. or he is mad funny.

 

Code:

#include <iostream>
using namespace std;
#include <windows.h>

int main()
{
     if ( girl,attraction == me ){
Sleep(6000);
cout << "A fatal exception has occurred and the program must close itself"; 
Sleep(2000);
return 0;
}
     if ( girl,attraction != me ) {
cout << "True statement, exiting program."; 
Sleep(2000);
return 0; 
}
}

 

WTF? What is that supposed to be?

 

...If you think they are impressed by it... fool, they may have laughed at jokes but not impressed.

 

I'm not the person in my sig if that's what you're wondering...

 

its pseudo c++ i didnt declare variables because im way to lazy ^>^

 

@The End - C++ = looks hard. I'm learning java and I heard java is basically simplified C++, which makes sense since it seems a lot easier. :$

 

C++ isn't hard. It's basically the same as Java.

And those girls must have been...different.

 

Hhahah Steph

 

lmao dude are u sure they wernt just lauphing at u so hard cause they thought u were such a geek? lmao i bet they thats what it was