So I was

On my normal day, doing everything just fine on Runescape having fun. But then all of the sudden, a pickle came to mind. A fat juicy big bite out of that big green sucker sounds really good right now. Thoughts?

 

hi mom

 

I too saw the luscious jar of massive pickles in the fridge. Sadly I ate the giant x-mas ginger bread man with milk instead.

I expect to be yelled at within the hour..

 

Frankly I'm disappointed in this thread.

 

hey bb how you been?

 

Oh boy..

 

i'm sorry did i s/o derik?

 

hi no you didn't you just seem very lonely, i was offering my support on skype but i have been ignored for the past 2 weeks.

 

feel free to join my cam show later tonight

 

faggot i have messaged you every day since you were fucking conceived and you do this shit to me thats it we're fucking done jk when can you come over?

 

i'll be over in a few hours, just need to talk this man into giving me his gp, then we will celebrate. k?

 

make sure to tell him you have massive tits remember those guides know what they're talking about

 

don't worry i got this. i think he is more of an ass man so i went with that, we will find out shortly if bank is made.