Tonight will be a good night..

Lady friend is coming over with some moonshine, gonna be my first time drinking it.

 

have fun getting whiskey dick you raging homo

 

Lady friend has been boned before, not going to while wasted.

 

oh well then have a good night i guess

 

I hope to.

 

Watch it on the shine. Its an entirely different animal if its legit. If its uncut you should dilute it with a little water, near 100% alcohol will corrode your throat lining.

2-3 shots and youre feeling weeeeird. Not hammered, just different. Its easy to overdue too, not your typical drink.

 

^this

But still get fucked up please:nuts:

 

Not my kind of girl.

 

I must say it was not a good night. 6 shots in 15 minutes was a terrible idea and I'm still feeling weird. Not hungover, but definitely not
Right.

 

> Girl comes over, with moonshine
> She's looking good, hair down to her shoulders
> She definitely Shampoo'ed today
> You're all happy to see her
> Dick is half chubbing like Chris Farley's elbow
> Tell her let's have some drinks!
> You don't give a fuck about the drinks
> You want the pink
> Have 6 shots
> Get raped by the moonshine
> Pass out
> She fucks your brother
> Leaves
> Post on Sythe that you're feeling
> "weird"

 

You about to be a daddy. Then go to jail for rape when she can't remember why she's prego

 

^Crease

 

Brother is in another state, so she must be desperate for the dick in that case. Either way she was asleep long before me. So..
R2Pls.

Shit happens.

 

feminism

 

^ I second that

 

At its finest.

 

This made my day

 

Pls go.