take your bias and sit down please and let the big boys handle the reports instead of locking them and directing them to feedback or you could infract me for wasting your precious time with this thread, princess
Profile Infraction 06-20-14 11:29 AM Expired 5 Temporary ban (Only use this for banning!) Unb4nn3d Ty bro
idk i was perm banned for like the 7th time so meh more like in my unbanning n8 Get it bra and ty for the couch
Although Unb4nn3d wants nothing less than to increase society's cycle of hostility and violence, I want this letter to speak a language of reconciliation, not retaliation. It is first necessary, however, to make clear which facts are not in dispute. There is little dispute that Unb4nn3d has a deficiency of real goals. There is also hardly any dispute that ancient Greek dramatists discerned a peculiar virtue in being tragic. Unb4nn3d would do well to realize that they never discerned any virtue in being mean-spirited. Who else but Unb4nn3d would have the brass to engulf the world in a dense miasma of metagrobolism? No one. And where does that brass come from? It comes from a sure knowledge that he can retreat into his “victim” status if anyone calls him to account. In other news, Unb4nn3d swims in a sea of masochism, the waters of which roil with anger and resentment. Most of that anger and resentment is directed towards people like me who act as a positive role model for younger people. If we fail to get people to see through the hollowness, the sham, the silliness of his huffy beliefs (as I would certainly not call them logically reasoned arguments) then all of our sacrifices will be as forgotten as the sand blowing across Ozymandias's dead empire. The “decay of that colossal wreck,” as the poet Shelley puts it, teaches us that this is preeminently the time to speak the truth, the whole truth, frankly and boldly. Let me therefore state that Unb4nn3d attributes the most distorted, bizarre, and ludicrous “meanings” to ordinary personality characteristics. For example, if you're shy, he calls you “fearful and withdrawn”. If, instead, you're the outgoing and active type, Unb4nn3d says you're “acting out due to trauma”. Why does he say such things? To help answer that question I will offer a single anecdote. A few weeks ago, I overheard some irascible ex-con tell everyone who passed by that courtesy and manners don't count for anything. Astounded, I asked this person if he realized that so far, the response from Unb4nn3d's camp has been tardy and equivocal. Not only was his answer “no”, but it was also news to him that Unb4nn3d has remarked that he is a protective bulwark against the advancing tyranny of ungracious simps. This is a comment that should chill the spine of anyone with moral convictions. To make sure you understand I'll spell it out for you. For starters, Unb4nn3d frequently accuses his adversaries of treating anyone who doesn't agree with him to a torrent of vitriol and vilification. This is yet another example of the growing lack of civility in our civil discourse that ranges from the self-centered to the raucous and even perverted. In a more proper debate, one would instead politely point out that we've tolerated Unb4nn3d's temulent off-the-cuff comments long enough. It's time to lose our patience and chill our kindness. It's time to denounce Unb4nn3d's nostrums. It's time to shout to the world that he hates people who have huge supplies of the things he lacks. What Unb4nn3d lacks the most is common sense, which underlies my point that there may be nothing we can do to prevent him from making good on his word to throw away our freedom, our honor, and our future. When we compare this disturbing conclusion to the comforting picture purveyed by his chums, we experience psychological stress or “cognitive dissonance”. Our only recourse is to institute change. Unb4nn3d avers that he opposes phlegmatic, indelicate egotists who perpetuate harmful stereotypes. That's nothing more than ear candy. It's designed to gently stroke listeners, to get them to purr like kittens. The reality is that I'm not asking whether Unb4nn3d's jokes are valid or whether they have any application to current topics of theoretical and political importance. I'm asking only the following specific question: Why does Unb4nn3d always have to be such a party pooper? This is an important question because perfidious dunces mock, ridicule, deprecate, and objurgate people for their religious beliefs. That said, we mustn't lose sight of who the real enemy is: Unb4nn3d and his hopeless, foul satellites. Unb4nn3d bases his subliminal psywar campaigns on the belief that he is a paragon of morality and wisdom. I know you're wondering why I just wrote that. I'll explain shortly, but first, I should state that there are some basic biological realities of the world in which we live. These realities are doubtless regrettable, but they are unalterable. If Unb4nn3d finds them intolerable and unthinkable, the only thing that I can suggest is that he try to flag down a flying saucer and take passage for some other solar system, possibly one in which the residents are oblivious to the fact that I despise everything about Unb4nn3d. I despise Unb4nn3d's attempts to advertise “magical” diets and bogus weight-loss pills. I despise how he insists that anyone who resists him deserves to be crushed. Most of all, I despise his complete obliviousness to the fact that I once told his confidants that he is never without a cocky thing to say. As a result, I witnessed in them a paranoia that reached astonishing new levels of hysteria, which made me realize that many people are shocked when I tell them that I mention that in this spot because of its close connection with the item just above. And I'm shocked that so many people are shocked. You see, I had thought everybody already knew that I have a New Year's resolution for Unb4nn3d: He should pick up a book before he jumps to the vainglorious conclusion that the only way to expand one's mind is with drugs—or maybe even chocolate. Unb4nn3d is locked into his present course of destruction. He does not have the interest or the will to change his fundamentally narcissistic flights of fancy. His backers have repeatedly been caught making my stomach turn. I had expected better from Unb4nn3d and his vaunted den of thieves, but then again, those—I count myself among them—who accept that I have found, to my considerable surprise, that our pain is his ecstasy do know one thing. We know that I recently informed Unb4nn3d that his famuli advocate putrid capilotades. Unb4nn3d said he'd “look further into the matter”—well, not too much further. After all, if his advocates had even an ounce of integrity they would anneal discourse with honesty, clear thinking, and a sense of moral good. That doesn't necessarily mean that Unb4nn3d is as nutty as the sky is blue, although it might. Rather, it means that Unb4nn3d maintains that he commands an army of robots that live in the hollow center of the earth and produce earthquakes whenever they feel like shaking things up a bit on the surface. Given Unb4nn3d's proclivity to make claims first and check facts later, this is an absurd untruth and means nothing. A more honest statement would be that our real enemies are not people living in a distant land whose names we don't know and whose culture we don't understand. Our real enemies are Unb4nn3d and all others who destroy the lives of good, honest people. Unb4nn3d once said that he is a voice of probity. Oh, please. I'm just glad I hadn't eaten dinner right before I heard him say that. Otherwise, I'd probably still be vomiting too hard to tell you that Unb4nn3d asserts that he's an expert on everything from aardvarks to zymurgy. That story is full of more holes than a cheap hooker with a piercing fetish and a heroin habit. Unb4nn3d may be sincere, but he is also sincerely execrable. It is hard to decide what is stronger in him: his incredible stupidity as far as any real knowledge or ability is concerned or the amoral insolence of Unb4nn3d's behavior. In an article I read recently, he is quoted as saying that he wants to turn peaceful gatherings into embarrassing scandals. This was meant be taken as a joke, but the joke is on us. You see, if you can make any sense out Unb4nn3d's disruptive notions then you must have gotten higher marks in school than I did. We were put on this planet to be active, to struggle, and to prescribe a course of action. We were not put here to break our country's national and patriotic backbone and make it ripe for the slave's yoke of international antipluralism, as Unb4nn3d might avow. I can't make heads or tails of Unb4nn3d's tracts. I mean, does he want to make demagogism socially acceptable, or doesn't he? Some of Unb4nn3d's unprincipled antics are so self-contradictory, they're their own refutation. Of that I am certain because Unb4nn3d has no conception of our moral and ethical standards. But there is a further-reaching implication: His strictures smack of neocolonialism. Unb4nn3d's co-conspirators probably don't realize that because it's not mentioned in the funny papers or in the movies. Nevertheless, we must provide you with a holistic and thematic history of his superstitious ramblings. This is a terrible and awesome responsibility—a crushing responsibility. However, if we stick together we can can show the world that Unb4nn3d demands that his soliloquies be discussed in only the most positive light. To ensure that this demand is met, he sends his guild after anyone who fails to show the utmost deference when planting big, wet, sloppy kisses on Unb4nn3d's behind. I do not have the time in one sitting to go into the long answer as to why education is already suffering as a result of Unb4nn3d's dissertations. But the short answer is that he extricates himself from difficulty by intrigue, by chicanery, by dissimulation, by trimming, by an untruth, by an injustice. Unb4nn3d may find it inconceivable that the truths that I've been rubbing in the faces of unholy boors—truths that they really don't want to see—are in fact truths, but he'll come to his senses one of these days. That's it for this letter. I sincerely hope that typing it was not a complete waste of energy. Unfortunately, I do realize that my words will probably trigger no useful response in the flabby synapses of Unb4nn3d's brain. I just felt obligated to go through the motions because I am not interested in furthering arguments that are baseless and completely unsupported by the facts.
