Ebola jokes

Speechless, ohh god where have I gone wrong. I have fucktards telling me to learn english on the spam forum. Let's try this: I nigga has much coolaid,weed bitches = profit = $$$$!

Am I good enough for the spam forum now or did I miss something?

It's totali fine btw. I understand that you are a dumb dipshit and know nothing about using arguments to defend your point. And when you can't argue against something then you attack the person. It's sad but totali understandable coming from a dipshit like yourself. Have a good day.

 

I think your lack of comprehension of the english language has made a fool of you again, you and I arent even in an argument anymore (you're arguing with funbox you fuckwit).. i'm just popping in to say your english is awful and you are a stupid foreign fuck.

Also when you say "totali" you sound like a 15 year old girl.

 

If it was that easy why wouldn't Large countries like UK just make visitors take a shower? if it's as easy as you stated it is.
I'll tell you why, it's because it isn't that simple.

Why ebola spread in africa?
Ebola re-spread in 2014 in Guinea, that has a population of 10,500,000 people. the amount of doctors there is? I'm not going to even tell you, try researching yourself. I'll give you a hint though, there's less than 450.


It's amusing really.
Verified doctors and physicians that work in hospitals state that there is no cure for the disease, and a random 15 year old on sythe comes stating that the cure is simply by taking a bath.

thanks for the fucking laugh child.

 

The papers are saying Ebola could be 'the new Black Death'.

Statistically it's doing all right so far.

 

the hypocrisy in this statement is too much to handle.

 

Where did i say that there is cure for ebola and it being a shower? The actual fuck? Are you spastic or something? If you try to attack my arguments then atleast quote them (without editing) and stop spilling out nonsense. You are replying to something that I have never written.


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Which papers? If you ment the newspapers then gg lol.

 

oh my fucking god at the stupidity.

 

If you have ebola on your arms then you can kill it with water and soap. Ofcs if you suck on your fingers then you are fucked but if you honestly thought that you can kill a virus that has already entered you organism with water and soap then please kill yourself now.

How can some people be this retarded?

 

You sir, are legitimately retarded.

 

So, I've started spamming Nigerian email addresses with this:

Have 50 boxes of ZMapp experimental Ebola vaccine. Need to send to you. Please send deeds and all legal documents for your property to me so I know where to send them.

All the best
ZMapp Distribution Services

 

What's the difference between Ebola and Tulisa?

Ebola will finish you off.

 

I was surprised to read that an African doctor treating Ebola patients had died from the disease.

Surely he could have stayed a safe distance from the patient while he danced and waved his magic bone.

 

The USA are to introduce screening at airports to cut down the risk of Ebola entering the country.

The process is very straight forward.

They hold up a piece of white paper.

If the individual doesn't match, they don't come in.

 

My work is done, the title is no longer misleading.

 

^Good laugh.

 

Thank you, I'll be here all week.

From time to time, it's rare I have time these days.

 

Watch out yourself, karma might give you ebola =|

 

I've yet to get cancer, raped, racially abused, domestically abused, or sexually discriminated against. I'll be fine.