[Food] Arbys - Meat Mountain + Curly Fries + Sauces (Sponsored by str8 d a n k)

First and foremost, I want to thank Derik, NikeShoes, and everyone who posted on that @Mika thread as well as the rest of the Spam Forum. Until that thread and the Meat Mountain were created, I had almost no interest to try Arby's. I always heard bad things about it and I went there a few times but never ate anything.

I was wrong.

Price paid: $10 for the sandwich only.





Behold the glory that is the Meat Mountain. This wouldn't have been done if it wasn't for str8 d a n k. I might go reward him with my own meat mountain.

Ignoring all of the possible gay jokes, I enjoyed having this meat mountain in my mouth. You've never truly felt an orgasm until you've had a meat mountain in your mouth. That's when you know what an orgasm feels like and tastes like. Every bite had a unique flavor stand out. Spectacular, it was.

I tried a lot of the sauces with this sandwich and luckily the lady who handed me my order was kind enough to give me a lot of every sauce. This burger didn't really need sauces or anything added, but I had to bite it so many time I decided to try them all out. Their jalapenos were surprisingly good.

The burger though was all-around great. I'm not sure if $10 is a good price, but it was a lot of food, though it wasn't hard to eat all in one sitting. I think the chicken strips lower the quality of the sandwich and were sometimes overpowering, so if I were to get this again I would take one or both of them off and eat it separately.

It was so much of a good surprise, that I decided I will 100% go back soon. I delayed this for far too long, and for way too many reasons. I even took a while to do this after receiving gay d o r k's donation. No homo.

5/5. 5/5. Super high 5/5, but I don't think I can give it my seal of approval.

This just in. 5/5 with seal of approval.

Other junk:



I had their curly fries. Tastes like any other curly fry. I'm sure they're all from the same provider. Low 4/5 because who doesn't like curly fries? Rhetorical question.

Sauces:

Bronco Berry is the winner. It's mostly sweet with almost no heat that I could recognize. If it were hotter, I'd go crazy for it. I will be getting this in all trips to Arby's.

Dijon Mustard based mustards - No thanks.

Arby's sauce - Tasted like a thrift store. Will give it another try, as the sauce may have been bad.

Jalapenos - Great jalapenos, although they were outside in an exposed bar contaminated with who knows what germs and they looked bad.

Banana peppers - They were good on the sandwich.

Mayo - I don't eat mayo.

Ketchup - You know what ketchup tastes like.

BBQ Sauce - Fantastic.

Marinara - I didn't use this.

Horsey sauce - Horseradish scares me and it smelled awful. We agreed to throw it away. Maybe next time.

There are apparently more sauces than this, but that was all they had at my location. I'll pester them for more.

Thanks again for the meal, str8 d a n k / Derik. You're awesome. R2P needs to give you a raise .

Remember, Mika is yo nikka

 

I TOLD you arbys is good. I was unfamiliar with the meat mountain, was this a one man sandwich or what. Also nice fingernail polish mike.

 

Why the nail polish?

Nikka is my nikka.

 

That burger does not look good btw are you a girl?

 

Them americans ask why they're fat

 

"I decided I will 100% go back soon" -.- ur gonna get a hart attack

 

Yeah I had no idea what the heck. The girls I was with liked it as well. That hand is clearly my hand though.

Don't judge my lifestyle!

No lol. It was very good though. I cannot make it look appealing since I had to eat it in a rush.

It's worth dying a year younger.

I won't live a long life but ate least I'll live a

 

Like italy doesnt have its fair share of fat fucks. US is hardly even in top ten fattest countries nowadays and soon I expect us to be ahead of the game. Id say ~50% or more of our obesity problem will die off in the next 10-20 years with the baby boomers. That compounded with fact that working out is actually considered cool these days is resulting in quite a few less fat people.

I sincerely see less fat fucks than I did 2-3 years ago. Sure go into walmart and youll see tons of landwhales on mobility scooters, but once again they are all baby boomers.

http://www.therichest.com/rich-list/poorest-list/the-10-fattest-countries-in-2014/?view=all

For you foreign fucks that know what baby boomers are heres a history lesson, post wwII all the soldiers wanted to get some pussy after kicking so much ass. They did, and rawdogged it cuz jimhats are lame. Thus resulting in a HUGE population jump during the late 40s-50s. Now those "baby boomers" are fucking old, retired, living sedentary lifestyles im retirement homes ect and have gotten fat. US eldery rate has skyrocketed in recent years due to this, and so has obesity.

Lol

 

There's a difference in cuisines.
I never stated that there aren't any fat fucks all over europe, but it's what they're fattened with.

Italy is mainly Mediterranean cuisine which includes alot of shellfish and maritime animals. Octopy, mussels scallops etc.

Now compare this, to "american" cuisine.
Nope, America doesn't even have a cuisine.

 

mistake #1 you listened to anything that faggot derik said

 

I haven't looked into it in a while, but last I heard of it was because of Mexicans and Mexico being so fat, and them coming over. No racism intended.

Not touching this.

Best mistake I've made in my life. Other than you <3.

 

it's just poking each other.
it's nothing serious.

 

In the end, all that matters is the individual. Let the fatties do their thang, as long as you stay somewhat in shape.

Has anyone ever called you bunfox?

 

no, and let's not make that a thing.

 

I'll sponsor some manlier nail polish for the next review.

 

It matches your avatar, just saying bunfox

 

Is fuchsia okay? Perhaps a lime green?

 

Black, and only black. Not metallic black, just black. (maybe purple or dark green)

 

Ok bunfox

I sorta agree on american cuisine, its sorta like how theres no american race per se. Bastard people bastard cuisine, there is some amazing food here though.. especially the hispanic offerings.

Im pretty sure the statistics are based off census results or something else official illegal immigrants wouldnt answer or respond too.

But yes there are tons of fatassed wetbacks running about.

 

We'll see how it goes down.

There's a lot of good food and a lot of options as well as a lot of restaurants in America. If anything is a melting pot, it's the variety of food you can buy.

If the statistics are based of census results then that really worries me.