I am the fucking man

I am better than all of u in every fucking way. I knit better than your God damn grandparents. I lick pussy better than any fucking person on here. I give girls orgasms by just looking at me. Nothing is fucking better than me. Nothing, I can fucking kill a goat with my bare hands. I could fuck all yall mothers by just snapping my fingers in their directions. Bow to me now fuckers

 

Simmer down, boy!

 

It's almost like that George Clooney movie that no one ever watched.

 

You can't do anything because you have nothing in your pants

 

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