[Drink] Bliss - Summer Citrus Berry + White Raspberry

At the bottom of this bottle it states that it is a "dietary supplement." It's soda. I don't believe in holistic medicine, and I certainly wouldn't get my mumbo jumbo miracle cure from a soda. I bought these just to try it out, and to reduce the stress of not knowing what I was diong in Kingdoms. I needed something to wash out that bad taste.

Price Paid: Two for $2 with a coupon. Something around that. Normally they are around $2 each.




It has a really neat bottle cap that you can remove. You can reuse the cap on a normal soda bottle if you're a hipster and think that type of stuff is cool. Maybe I don't know hipsters.

Summer Citrus Berry tasted like your typical berry drink, except maybe a little bit better. This product did not reduce my stress at all, but what do you expect? I don't even really know what stress is. I forced some girls to try these two out then quickly asked them which was their favorite before they passed out from the drugged drink fell asleep from the stress relief. They prefered this flavor over White Raspberry. I'd give it a high 3/5.

White Raspberry on the other hand seemed to appeal to me more. I don't think I know how much I like raspberry, so I'll probably try more raspberry items in the future. I do love blue raspberry, whatever that is. 4/5.

So, if you want something that appeals to the tastebuds of alpha males, get White Raspberry Bliss. Yes, I said it. This is a manly drink.

If you want something to hook the ladies with, get the berry one and tell them you spent $2.50 on a bottle of magic juice for them.

I would never buy these again.

The next line doesn't apply to when I'm in Kingdoms. It's fair game there. Don't expect to have nikkas.

Remember, Mika is yo nikka

 

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Mike, you are my nikka but drinks are fucking boring

 

>.<. I admit, curiosity DID end up getting the best of me.

I realized that based on both me typing this out and the reaction to my other drink threads.

I'll post a food review in an hour or something.