Fapture here

I AM THE FAPTURE​

I have come to steal your children s pics and violate your mothers wedding photos. I will be posting around doing various miscellaneous tasks for the cause of the fapture that has fell upon us.​

SHUN THE UNBELIEVER​

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Hi welcome to Sythe. You seem like a promising member.

 

Thank you kind sir. I definitely hope to be.

 

Tell me about the Fapture and when is it cumming?

Welcome

 

It has already arrived but do not fear. You still have time to repent (fap) and be sent to the kingdom above.

 

Welcome. Don't post any pornographic images or links to them (a warning because of your Sythe name). I had to learn that one the hard way. Other than that, enjoy your stay.

 

Indeed thank you for fapping and i will learn my away around the forums in no time

 

IS THERE GONNA BE A SECOND CUMING OF THE FAPTURE

pls respond

 

waiting for OP.

I gotta go repent

 

Book of fapture; john 4:20

And I saw another mighty penis come down from 4chan, clothed with an anon mask: and a uwotm8 was upon his head, and his face was as it had not seen the sun in my years, and his feet as pillars of althletes foot: And he had in his hand a little book open: and he set his right had upon his penis, and his left hand on the keyboard, And cried with a loud voice, as when a lion roareth: and when he had cried, seven thunders uttered their voices.

 

Tell us more about this three armed wizard ..

 

What is wrong with people lol

 

Welcome to Sythe.. Seem like a pretty.. Interesting dude. Good luck.

 

Praise the Fapture.

Welcome.

 

Helloo, welcome to sythe.

What is the Fatpture?

 

Remember, remember, the first of September
When Based Patrick released all the pics.

Some were just chests, some were just breasts,
But a few were of pussies and dicks.

Kate Upton's large titties and lots of JLaw,
A fuckton of celebs were at stake,

Victoria did justice, boob pics came in bunches,
Too bad Ariana's were fake.

Remember, remember, the first of September,
When Based Patrick released all the pics.

It's the only time when every one of our 4chan's men,
could exclaim, "Fuck i've run out of jizz."

-4Chan

 

This day is the fapture

PRAISE IT BE BROTHER

 

My thought exactly.
Can't we ban people who are painfully obvious evaders?

 

hallo and welkom

 

the fapture is real