Seems like there are no legitimate people with a shop thread open, so I'm just going to start my own buying thread.

I'm currently looking for around 5b.

Middleman is an option at YOUR expenses.
I WILL perform a check on your user/IP audit to see if you have other banned accounts!

P.S: this happened to the last person who tried to scam me:
http://www.sythe.org/report-scammer-archive/1745338-divinityboii-scammer.html

Contact: send me a PM containing your skype.