Nursery Rhymes

I know i cant be the only one that was loved enough to be told nursery rhymes when i was a kid which ones can u remember without using google.

baa baa black sheep
have u any wool
yes sir yes sir
three bags full
one for my master
one for my dame
one for the little boy
who lives down the lane

 

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall,
humpty dumpty had a great fall,
humpty dumpty then told you to fuck off out the spam fourm.

 

that was a okay one but i prefer this one

Little Miss dangelo
Sat on a dildo
Eating his curds and whey

 

Now tell me how you love it
You know you at the top when only heaven's right above it
We on
It's Young Money, motherfucker
If you ain't runnin' wit it, run from it, motherfucker, all right

 

hey little baby
you're fucking ugly
you look like a dog
we should have named you pugsly
I wanted an abortion
but your dad said no
maybe one day i'll leave you in the snow
as the blower comes near
Ill have some fear
that the government will stop paying me dear

 

one fish two fish
red fish blue fish

 

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