Drug test coming up

So the title says it all, I got a drug test coming up next week and I smoked last week weed for the first time, will be a unrine test will it show a positive rating for drugs?

 

14 days seems to be how long it takes generally, so yes it will probably show positive.

 

Are there any "tricks" on getting it faster gone from my system?

 

I believe there are sites online where you can buy clean urine.

 

A friend of mine took two tokes of marijuana on two different days and was clean in 21 days . It could be shorter though but he was tested 21 days later.

 

It really all depends on how much you smoked. If it wasn't that much and you don't smoke regularly then 14 days should be plenty of time. If you're really paranoid you can buy at home drug test kits at Walgreens/CVS and test yourself.

 

There isn't actually a way to clean it out faster. Because THC sticks to your fatty cells it isn't actually in your blood stream or "system". So a lot of it depends on your mass and what your percentage of body fat is. That's why it's different for everyone.

 

I'm 6'3 and about 190 lbs would say bf is around 17-20%

 

No offence and i hope you dont get offended but why would you smoke knowing you have a test coming up?

 

Cranberry juice.
Exercise.
Potassium and Iron.
Red Bull.

Common misconception: URINATING DOES NOT DECREASE THE HALF LIFE OR AMOUNT OF THC IN YOUR SYSTEM, BUT MERELY DILUTES YOUR PEE IN ORDER TO DECREASE THE CONCENTRATION.
I have smoked weed for the better half of my life and have not once tested positive in a drug test. The secret is knowing beforehand when you're going to be tested in order to lay off the grass and begin the cleansing.

The half life of THC concentration is about 10 days. There is way too much variation to even approximate how long THC will be detected in the urine of an individual. Infrequent users with a fast metabolism will have the shortest detection time. Frequent or chronic users with a slow metabolism will have the longest detection times.

If you use marijuana on rare occasions, your urine may be clean of metabolites in less than a week. There is a common and strange phenomenon that occurs with chronic users. You would expect a chronic user to have the longest detection time and the smallest chance of passing. This is not always the case. A chronic user with a high tolerance may eliminate drugs as fast as an occasional user. Chronic users have tested negative after a week long binge. Fat tissue also makes a huge difference. Skinny users not only have a faster metabolism (usually), but also lack storage for THC metabolites. The more fat a person has, the more THC metabolites will be stored in the body and thus the longer the detection time is for a user.

Usage at 2-4 times per month 11-18 days
Usage at 2-4 times per week 23-35 days
Usage at 5-6 times per week 33-48 days
Daily Usage 49-63 days


copied from an old post of mine.

you're welcome

 

Honestly think you're fine OP. What are you getting tested for, though? If it's some bullshit from CVS test you'll be ok and regardless I wouldn't be too worried anyways, just dilute the piss and hope for the best. If you smoked last week and you're getting tested next week, I'm going to assume that's 14 ish days being clean. Seeing as it was your first time...like I said earlier, you'll be ok

 

They try and sell you the products but your body has natural filters and because THC sticks to fat cells there isn't a way to clean out your fats cells. My recommendation to you is go to a dollar store buy a dollar store drug test and take it. See what shows up.

 

Get the fuck off my thread, that was the first time i tried weed.

 

Do you have a walgreens or a cvs close to you?

 

I dont think we have cvs or walgreens in canada, I do have walmart and extra foods though

 

Just go buy a cheap drug test. They have them at dollar stores as well. See what the drug test shows up as. It's worth the investment.

 

You'll be fine if you only smoked that one time. Drug tests have a level of toleration for bud. It won't be positive for just that amount and time.

 

Also, too, I would drink plenty of water every day until the test. 1 gallon per day, broken down into 1 quart per 3-4 hours should be fine. This was how my recruiters for the Army would help people going into MEPS. Exercise and hydration. Sweat it out while burning the fat

 

I had no idea it was coming up, obviously i wouldnt have smoked then, not a retard.

 

Cut off your dick and balls shave/wax and laser every hair from your body