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[Drink] V8 Splash Smoothies - Strawberry Banana

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  1. Alex_J_Leon

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    [Drink] V8 Splash Smoothies - Strawberry Banana

    I've had my share of V8, which by the way is no better for you than a soda (okay maybe a little bit, but not really). Most of what I get falls in the V8 Splash variety and I can tell you that the number one thing I hate about it is the sweet potato concentrate that they must have 100 tonnes of in storage. It's in every V8 as the first ingredient (don't quote me on this).

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    V8 Fusion Refreshers Black Cherry Berry is the best of the regular juices, by the way. My usual goto product if I want V8 is V8 Splash Cherry Pomegranate (I like cherries).

    I just looked at the label and saw something I HAD to type:

    "V8 Splash Smoothies were created to help deliver the vitamins and nutrients you and your active family need in a smooth and satisfying beverage"

    Only 55mg of potassium, 0g of fiber, 3g of protein (I don't need any more of this, despite the protein fad going on right now), Vitamin A 20%, Vitamin C 20%, Calcium 10%, Iron 2%.

    Yes, those are quite the vitamins and nutrients, it is certainly a health drink. Just reading that made me want to do another review on another smoothie that is much better for you.

    I don't even think I've mentioned this product. It's good. It's smooth. It's Pepto Bismo???? pink. It's "15g" of sugar per 8 fl. oz. (you should know the story by now - sucralose).

    It tastes great, and I won't take away points for V8 trying to appeal as a healthy drink. Low 5/5 because smoothies are hard to mess up - they're supposed to be delicious. I believe the price is around $2.50 more or less for a 46 fl. oz. bottle.

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    Buy this drink. I do it every once in a while.

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    Yum a sugar pumped smoothie made with genetically modified fruits, and vegetables. That's my kind of healthy right there.
     
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    Solid review, good product. I enjoy plain v8 with a tiny bit of pepper, my gf also swears by the v8 energy drink things. You should try them
     
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    Exactly! It's so good for you!

    Regular V8? May the heavens bless your soul. I wouldn't dare to touch that stuff. I honestly have no interest in V8 energy. If I want something that's horrible for me like an energy drink, I'll get a real energy drink. I tend to like the taste of classic energy drinks. I wish they could put the flavor into soda form or something. I have tried a ton of energy drinks but I never took pictures of any which doesn't really matter because the original is almost always the best flavor when it comes to energy drinks.

    Edit: I somehow had a feeling you'd like this review haha
     
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    The v8 energy is just the v8 fusion with more b vitamins, none of that other energy nonsense I dont think.

    And man regular v8 is the beesknees! Especially in a bloody mary.
     
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    Thanks for the review, fatty.
     
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    Okay I might risk taking a sip of one. I don't think I should. I'm queasy from the thought of it.

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