Near Death Experience?

Plenty of times, nearly been hit by plenty of cars/buses/trucks.
Cause I'm scum of the society.

 

running to catch the bus once.didnt see a car coming to hit me...driver slammed breaks in time...cud have been road kill XD

 

I was mauled by an ocelot.....maybe not

i was in a car and this other car rammed the part of the car i was sitting in, and i blacked out, next thing i knew i was in the hospital with a broken leg and a broken arm

 

well, this isnt about me, but my dad had a very serious motorcycle accident. he hit an SUV head on, both were going 50mph. that was about 15 months ago, maybe 16 and he still cant walk right.

 

When I was about 2, I nearly drowned in my pool, My mum went and got the phone and left me and I fell in the pool, then she seen.

 

eh when i was 4 i nearly choked myself with a plastic bag - woke up in hospital.

was in a car and this 18 wheeler smashed the side - car was totaled, and i had 5 broken ribs.

and ye bout it:S

 

OMG! Me and my friend were huffing gasoline, and spray paint, at my friends house. And hes got a pool in his backyard. Anyway were huffing the sh*t and were standing with the pool to our back and i keep taking deep breathes then i started inhaling and exhaling like hella fast, then after about 15 seconds i pass out and fall into the pool, my friend who is like trippin balls yells "holy sh*t!" and thank god, his older bro heard him and came to save me... I didnt go to hospital but i was lucky...

And another time i was at Raging Waters (A water park kinda near my house, a few hrs. drive) and i was in the Wave Pool, in a blow-up water tube, and i was sitting in the tube so that my @*ss was stuck and i flipped upside down, so i was stuck under the water. someone bumped into me so i got unstuck, but i had inhaled water so i was half drowning and i was gasping for air, and when i broke the surface i yelled "HELP! HELP!" well the best i could, cause the water in my lungs. AND WHAT THE F*CK THE LIFEGAURD JUST LOOKED AT ME WEIRD AND I KEPT YELLING "HELP" AND SHE JUST LOOKED AWAY AS IF I DIDNT EXIST!!! WHAT THE HELL IS UP WIT THAT??!?!!?!!!!!!
Any way my bro heard me (lil bro by the way, he OWNZ me at swimming) and he saved my @*ss but he didnt have to give me mouth to mouth cause i puked and i got the water (and lunch) outta me.

Ever since then i dont go swimming in deep water, unless i'm wit a REALLY good friend or RECCOMENDED my lil bro...

 

if i was 12 i got scammed 3 rune fulls of me ... i took 2 bottle of extasy and 1 big 15L bag of shrooms ... that was my near dead story.

 

I've died three times, and the doctors brought me back.. Asthma is a kicker!!

lol..

I can remember one of the times too, but I rarely talk about that.. it's sort of my... dream... in the sense... I was so young.. but that's my youngest memory.


The was a door, and shrowded around it was light, and vines covered the walls around the door. I was in complete darkness.. My hand reached for the door handle... and I can remember a chill running up my spine, and a cry.. then I woke up..

 

I was chopping wood once and I hit the axe very hard on a hard piece of wood and the head flew off and missed my face by millimeters. it cut the tips of my ear, luckily i wasnt a few inches to my right.

 

Woahh.. scarry stuff man worst time I had was I started choking and no one realized I was. I walked to my mom and I was all dizzy and she didnt realize I was choking until I stuck my hand down my throat.. and you know the rest.
I was like 8. LOL when I was like 7 I was playing FootBall (American FootBall not European) And some guy tacled me at liek ful force I fell backwards hit a sidewalk and passed out. I woke up and people were like looking down at me like 'Hly Fuck'. I was out for only like 1-2 min tho. I live in Florida so one day in the Summer we went to the beach it was realy hot like 97+ degrees so were getting in the car and my sister that drove us just falls out onto the concrete. She fell and we were like crying she almost died if she fell with out her hair bun (Hair style) she would've died. Well some lady comes saying shes a Doctor and tells us to pour cold water and we did and she woke up.

 

yeah i know what you mean...i was on my bike with my 6 year old bro...he was begging me 2 take him 2 the god damn school about a mile away so he could play on the playground, and this crazed teenager...i think some where from 18-22, allmost hit me bcuz they were doing about 55 in a 25 mile zone. they turned, then sped off. i was crossing the street with my bro and it jus came zooming by, and im out of breath, saying omg... in my head, because i could of died then and there infront of my brother who dosent know our adress, telephone #, or anything that he should know if he gets lost or hurt or something. so i was like, if i was hit, and no 1 saw me, my bro wouldnt of been able to save me life by going to a house, and telling them i was hurt. he would just probly go himself 2 the school and play while im dieing like the lil brat he is-.-



anyways, i know what u feel like. and couldnt the 7 min dead kill ur brain cellls...? can you still speak, do hmwk, and do everything as gd as u use 2 b able 2?

 

lols dude i wouldnt of listend to that lady i wouldof just started yelling OMFG SOME 1 HELP!!!!!! lols i wouldnt have any sense at all... i would just think that the lady had a sense of hurmor watching people dieing and other people doing stupid things...lol...

 

I never had a death experience seriously, never had.

 

i havent been in a near death experience but i have blacked out a couple of times when im drunk but i dont plan to do it again.... ive seen my friend have a ciesure LOL

 

When running away from somebody or somthing or whatever. Forgotton was a while ago, I ran stright into a car. Luckely it was going rather slow and I had the time to jump onto the front of the car. Was unbelive I didn't get stuck under the car, if it was going a bit faster, I wouldn't be here now.

 

Try taking horse killer tablets.