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  1. Zeus22

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    Hiring a Lawyer/Investigator [$22/hr]
    http://www.sythe.org/sand-box/1724277-or.html

    The defendant (Abarta) has hired Jack Goff to represent him. If anyone familiar with law wishes to represent me for this case (free or charge), that would be terrific. If not, I am willing to pay...

    If you are asking yourself why you should do this, consider these facts:

    If the jury (FireZ) decides in our favor...

    - You will forever be famous and will gain tremendous rep from users all across this site.
    - Your self esteem will increase ten-fold.
    - You will also be able to pull bitches with your earned 'bragging rights'.
    - You may be eligible for a minirank

    Thanks for reading this, please PM me if interested! Let's get this scumbag banned from this forum once and for all.
     
    Zeus22, Jun 21, 2014
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  2. Verts

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    hi i will represent, i look v professional (tailored suit) and have reading glasses that i can put on to make it seem like im thinking intensely and if that fails i can impress people with my zlatan hair
     
    Verts, Jun 21, 2014
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  3. Darkest Dream

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    Couple years of mock trial/peer court, nothing professional obviously.

    I'll represent you.
     
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    better call saul
     
    R, Jun 21, 2014
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    $22/hour?

    I wouldn't cost less than $1,000/hour.

    Pfft.
     
    Shin, Jun 21, 2014
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  6. Magic Arrow

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    I guess you can charge whatever you like when you have no customers.
     
    Magic Arrow, Jun 21, 2014
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    Pool Shark (4) Village Drunk <3 n4n0 (29) Sythe's 20th Anniversary Battleship Champion
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    Or a degree in law.
     
    Shin, Jun 21, 2014
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    Or any life accomplishments in general.
     
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    Soz I forgot, you were a varsity bowler.
     
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    Rekt.
     
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    hi verts
     
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    Herpes flarin up.
     
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    Ill do it, I'm half way through a LLB
     
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    Lawyer/Sythe Mod sure.

    Hue hst fan?
     
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    send pics plz :)))
     
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    I will represent your party in this shinding
     
    Shall Skill, Jun 21, 2014
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    fuck off I said hi first
     
    nonamekiller, Jun 21, 2014
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    I've watched every episode of Judge Joe Brown (fuck Judy), so feel free to inquire about my legal services
     
    Loyal 2 da game, Jun 21, 2014
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    I'm probably the only one who has actually been employed at a law firm and performed work on cases.
     
    Emperor Nero, Jun 21, 2014
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  20. Loyal 2 da game

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    Yeah but do u got season 4 + 5 AND six of judge Joe brown on dvd?

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