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  1. Unread #1 - Jun 21, 2014 at 4:11 AM
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    The defendant (Abarta) has hired Jack Goff to represent him. If anyone familiar with law wishes to represent me for this case (free or charge), that would be terrific. If not, I am willing to pay...

    If you are asking yourself why you should do this, consider these facts:

    If the jury (FireZ) decides in our favor...

    - You will forever be famous and will gain tremendous rep from users all across this site.
    - Your self esteem will increase ten-fold.
    - You will also be able to pull bitches with your earned 'bragging rights'.
    - You may be eligible for a minirank

    Thanks for reading this, please PM me if interested! Let's get this scumbag banned from this forum once and for all.
     
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  3. Unread #2 - Jun 21, 2014 at 4:24 AM
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    hi i will represent, i look v professional (tailored suit) and have reading glasses that i can put on to make it seem like im thinking intensely and if that fails i can impress people with my zlatan hair
     
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  5. Unread #3 - Jun 21, 2014 at 4:45 AM
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    Couple years of mock trial/peer court, nothing professional obviously.

    I'll represent you.
     
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  7. Unread #4 - Jun 21, 2014 at 5:08 AM
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    better call saul
     
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  9. Unread #5 - Jun 21, 2014 at 5:30 AM
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    $22/hour?

    I wouldn't cost less than $1,000/hour.

    Pfft.
     
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  11. Unread #6 - Jun 21, 2014 at 5:40 AM
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    Hiring a Lawyer/Investigator [$22/hr]
    I guess you can charge whatever you like when you have no customers.
     
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  13. Unread #7 - Jun 21, 2014 at 5:42 AM
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    Hiring a Lawyer/Investigator [$22/hr]
    Or a degree in law.
     
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  15. Unread #8 - Jun 21, 2014 at 5:44 AM
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    Or any life accomplishments in general.
     
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  17. Unread #9 - Jun 21, 2014 at 5:45 AM
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    Soz I forgot, you were a varsity bowler.
     
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  19. Unread #10 - Jun 21, 2014 at 5:55 AM
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    Rekt.
     
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  21. Unread #11 - Jun 21, 2014 at 5:57 AM
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    hi verts
     
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  23. Unread #12 - Jun 21, 2014 at 6:30 AM
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    Herpes flarin up.
     
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  25. Unread #13 - Jun 21, 2014 at 6:41 AM
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    Ill do it, I'm half way through a LLB
     
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  27. Unread #14 - Jun 21, 2014 at 6:43 AM
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    Lawyer/Sythe Mod sure.

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  29. Unread #15 - Jun 21, 2014 at 1:15 PM
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    send pics plz :)))
     
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  31. Unread #16 - Jun 21, 2014 at 2:33 PM
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    I will represent your party in this shinding
     
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  33. Unread #17 - Jun 21, 2014 at 3:03 PM
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    fuck off I said hi first
     
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  35. Unread #18 - Jun 21, 2014 at 3:14 PM
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    I've watched every episode of Judge Joe Brown (fuck Judy), so feel free to inquire about my legal services
     
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  37. Unread #19 - Jun 21, 2014 at 3:27 PM
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    I'm probably the only one who has actually been employed at a law firm and performed work on cases.
     
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  39. Unread #20 - Jun 21, 2014 at 3:39 PM
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    Yeah but do u got season 4 + 5 AND six of judge Joe brown on dvd?

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