Filing a criminal complaint against N4N0

This is not a threat, so don't see it as one.

I have the right to file a criminal complaint against you. Why, do you ask? Well for starters, you're trying to extort money illegal through the use of online harassment. Did you know there are 4,400 suicidal deaths a year from bullying? Yes, bullying. Well the Federal Bureau of Investigation is fully aware. Don't make me file a complaint against you, things will get nasty, IC3 nasty.

You have until the 19th of June to retract all actions you've made against any user in the past 10 months.

 

I can't tell if this is serious or not...

Well, I'm going to assume you'll be banned soon. It was nice knowing you.

 

This is justice.

 

Restitution for your actions is not extortion, nor is it illegal. You can consider it a fee from Richard to be a member of the site (paid subscription sites are allowed). You have no case.

Source: I was a lawyer in another life.

 

It is extortion if the user needs to be on Sythe to live. Are you aware of the Obsessive-compulsive disorder? Sythe.org is not just a site, it's a sensation to those who need it. This is unfair treatment for users whom indirectly recieved details of public knowledge.

I'm not a lawyer, but I stole a book from my teacher.

 

The only user on this site that this even relates to is Laptop65, and he was not charged with the restitution.

You just got lawyered.

 

Restitution was Sythe's idea, not n4n0's... so this is awkward.

 

Didn't Stui once say he was going to sue Richard and report Matthew for an IRS audit? Look how that ended up. Ghast prepare yourself for what you're about to get.

Source: My mother is a lawyer.

 

Lol RIP Ghast.

 

I think that was Spyike. Maybe Stui tried doing it too.

 

Sythe was measly a representative to N4N0. Which means he was aware of the idea before the thread was made.

I have my protection laws.

Source: I accidentally stumbled across a book dropped by the mailman which happened to be about law enforcement.

 

You really think laws are going to protect you at this point? I'm sure Richard and Ryan are both trained in arm-to-arm combat. I hope you're ready dude, because they're going to have your IP in milliseconds and then you're toast.

Source: I once read a forum post about the fourth amendment.

 

Because... you said so? I hear that works great in the court of law.

 

My lawyer (uncle), has had 11 years in law training. He will protect me on the matter.

Source: Abe Lincoln's diary.

I know so. Why would he make the thread without consulting the person it's about?

 

Just gonna quickly throw this one in the mixer:

Trial by combat, end this.

 

Go make your complaint. I expect to be served with legal documents before you get unbanned. See you in a month.