dead baby jokes

Blade · May 31, 2014

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How do you get a dead baby in a blender? Feet first of course.
How do you get it out? tortilla chips....

What's the hardest part about walking through a field of dead babies?
Your erection

whats the difference between a pickup truck full of bowling balls and a pickup truck full of dead babies? you can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?
You nail it's other hand to the ground.

a woman just gave birth to a baby and the doctor said it was a boy.then he threw it at the wall.a nurse kicked it back to him.the docter picked it up and stabbed it several times with a syringe.then he threw it out the window.the woman crying her eyes out ask them why they killed her baby.the doctor said "we didnt it was already dead'.

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