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im just gonna leave this here
  1. Unread #1 - Apr 14, 2014 at 5:26 AM
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    my freind sent this in for a paper review. in health class we had to write a paper about our first sexual expirence

    here is his

    One evening when it was really late I was walking around in the near by park. Barely anyone came to this park even during the day.
    I saw this swan sleeping on the grassy area, no where near the lake. If you have ever seen a swan or a goose, their bodies are very attractive (but swans faces are kind of ugly). I was looking at it's neck and wondering about the swans esophagus.
    To make a long story short, I cut it's neck, almost cut it's head completely off but not quite. It died as I fucked it's esophagus. It's wings were flapping a lot which really turned me on because a swan has beautiful wings. I would squeeze on it's wings as they flapped, those wings were truly the best part. As it tried to breath the esophagus would tighten against my dick all while the blood was pumping out all over my dick and balls. The red blood was so good looking against the white feathers so I'm glad I decided to do it with a swan and not a goose (even though geese are more attractive in the face). I was completely naked for this and afterwards I washed off in the lake.
    It's pretty much the most violently sexual thing I've ever done. I've NEVER been attracted to any other animal besides birds and that's only because of the shape of their wings. I find wings to be irresistibly arousing. It was so violent and exciting. Afterwards I felt so relieved, like I had spent the day at a spa. All my muscles were relaxed and I was very chill.
     
  3. Unread #2 - Apr 14, 2014 at 6:02 AM
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    im just gonna leave this here

    Stopped reading there.
     
  5. Unread #3 - Apr 14, 2014 at 6:38 AM
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    wet teh fek is this
     
  7. Unread #4 - Apr 14, 2014 at 6:46 AM
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    im just gonna leave this here

    Lol'd
     
  9. Unread #5 - Apr 14, 2014 at 8:08 AM
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    im just gonna leave this here

    This parallels my first sexual experience quite well tbh.
     
  11. Unread #6 - Apr 14, 2014 at 10:46 AM
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    lmao wtf yall white people are straight up jokes bruh
     
  13. Unread #7 - Apr 15, 2014 at 1:45 AM
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    what? so he likes birds... whats the big deal?
     
  15. Unread #8 - Apr 15, 2014 at 1:48 AM
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    im just gonna leave this here

    gtfo dude
     
  17. Unread #9 - Apr 15, 2014 at 2:01 AM
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