Ask me Anything

Ask me anything and I'll answer it as truthfully as possible.

 

If you were trapped on a desert island and you only had three buttplugs with you, cactus, acidic sand paper, and boiling mercury, which would you take with you to be sacrificed by the natives, and why?

be honest

 

probably a cactus so I could tear it out of my arsehole and try to defend myself

 

How did you survive the abortion?

 

So let's say you come home and find your mom being gang banged by like 10 Asians, would you join or watch and masturbate?

Be honest

 

If you could be amazingly rich but had to endure the burden of being really ugly OR could be amazingly good looking but had to be really poor...

What colour Bugatti would you get? Be honest.

___________________________________________


Jennifer Lawrence
Sandra Bullock
Miley Cyrus

You have to shag one, marry one and kill one.... GO.

Be honest.

 

Scale of 1-10, how big of a stud is bergeron.

 

What do chickens think we taste like?
Why are violets blue and not violet?

 

Why do we drive on a parkway but park in a driveway?

 

the doc had a feeling I would be the next jesus so he let me live

...neither...

fuck old miley cyrus, kill sandra bullock and marry jennifer lawrence

10/10 would bang

chickens are plotting a takeover of the world...why do you think jagex introduced the evil chicken

because you touch yourself at night

because yoloswagturnup4jesus

 

Good answers ^^

 

thxxxm8

 

Oh comeon you wouldn't at least stay for like 5 mins to cheer your mom on...


Disappointed

 

Ya but I stayed and cheered your mom on when she had you....

because...



wait4it...

 

Why do you think you're interesting enough for an Ask Me thread?

 

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

 

That was posted yesterday and used 205838207 times on this site

Not funny anymore :c

 

Neither are your witty comments

 

Why can't you wait?