Has anyone here tried sucking their own dick?

This is to satisfy some bitch who doesn't believe me. Vote in the poll.

 

Who hasn't...

 

Only a closet homosexual would ask such a question.

 

I forgot to make the chicken at noon...It is now 5PM...Fuck guys.

 

where is the 'i dont need to because i can pull' option?

 

That would be: wow blows is gay

 

Allways wondered if there was others havent tried in years cause it didnt work, but im happy now with real blows.

 

This is what I was trying to say, I tried this when I was about 14 lol.

 

A fucking trin? lol What? Don't pin this on me. I don't have a dick and you're the one that tried to suck your own dick. I always knew you were a closet fag.


Help me understand how the conversation went from talking to James about naming a custom vape juice Forest Gump to you trying to suck on your own dick? I was part of this conversation and I still can't figure this out. =)

 

Yea haha i was like 12 or 13 dont rmbr, but the reason i stopped trying was cause i hurt my back doing it, though i cracked it lol. Yea but i got pretty close do doing it, only if my tounge was longer and i wasnt so tall. [I sound so gay for saying all this shit]

 

cause

 

What in the fuck?

 

Ehh, I have no idea. Everyone tries that for the novelty, glance at the poll bitch.

lool

Dude, that was so funny the first time. Oh wait...

 

Shush you.

I was talking to James and then suddenly Tyler started talking about trying to suck his own dick. Like wtf dude. Not every guy tries to suck their own dick. Maybe a few guys but not every guy tries.

 

If they say they don't, they're lying or a monk.

 

Lol, that's totally how it happened. I just screamed into the mic that I suck my own dick. I don't remember how the conversation went, but gtfo making stuff up


And most guys do, js

Probably close to the same percentage that watch porn. Even if you're not interested in doing that (I'd probably gag) you wanna see if its possible.

 

Source?

I highly doubt every guy tries/tried.

 

Haha!

Vouches you didn't just scream it into the mic. But it was like, wtf??? >.>

 

Most do, honestly. I guess you wouldn't hear about that much as a girl (who would tell you that?) but it is a thing to attempt it, lmao.