Life Ambitions?

Tim Minchin nailed it when he was awarded a D. Lit. from the University of Western Australia.

Something similar to the following
"I am a passionate persuer of short-term goals."
"You often see people who are all 'it has been my lifelong dream to do ...', which is fine I guess because by the time you finally end up staring in to the meaninglessness of your achievement you'll almost be dead so it won't matter anyway."

 

make a decent living to fuel my car addiction.

 

Fuck bitches get money

 

I like that. After college (graduate in December) I want to get a good job, pay off my student loans and then after that I dunno what the hell I'm going to do.

 

Help people in 3rd world countries to create a more independent establishment for themselves.

 

Become a successful doctor and help solve medical problems. Have a healthy family