Fruttare

They adverted it all the time, I thought it was a joke.

Make no mistake, fruttare ice cream is not a fucking joke.

You've been warned

 

I do not understand.

 

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There is no escape from me.

 

I'm just too smelly, aren't I? Hoverhoverhover is something a lot of people do, or something similar. It's a lazy hoverblock.

 

Exactly what a Vader would say.

 

Only a vader would make a thread to catch other vaders posting in it.

 

Gg

lel

 

SHIT.

 

An essay on fgts

Man's greatest achievement? Perhaps not, but can you afford not to read on when I am about to tell you about fgts? Underestimate fgts at your peril. While it has been acknowledged that it has an important part to play in the development of man, fgts is featuring more and more in the ideals of the young and upwardly mobile. It still has the power to shock global commercial enterprises, who are likely to form a major stronghold in the inevitable battle for hearts and minds. With the primary aim of demonstrating my considerable intellect I will now demonstrate the complexity of the many faceted issue that is fgts.

Social Factors

There is cultural and institutional interdependence between members of any community. When The Tygers of Pan Tang sang 'It's lonely at the top. Everybody's trying to do you in' [1] , they created a monster which society has been attempting to tame ever since. Spanning divides such as class, race and uglyness, fgts irons out misconceptions from our consciousness.

Our post-literate society, more than ever before, relies upon fgts. It is intrinsically linked to adolescent inner acclimatisation.

Economic Factors

There has been a great deal of discussion in the world of economics, centred on the value of fgts. We will begin by looking at the Spanish-Armada model. Taking special care to highlight the role of fgts within the vast framework which this provides.


National
Debt

fgts

There are a number of reasons which may be attributed to this unquestionable correlation. Well the national debt cannot sustain this instability for long. Strong fluctuations in investor confidence have been seen over the past two financial years.

Political Factors

Modern politics owes much to the animal kingdom. Comparing current political thought with that held just ten years ago is like comparing playing with a puppy and singing with a blackbird.

To quote the star of stage and screen Augstin Shandy 'The success of any political system can only truly be assessed once the fat lady has sung.' [2] This clearly illustrates the primary concern of those involved with fgts. It is a well known 'secret' that what prompted many politicians to first strive for power was fgts.
One thing's certain. The Human species liberally desires fgts, and what's more human than politics?

Conclusion

To conclude fgts may not be the best thing since sliced bread, but it's still important. It establishes order, ensures financial stability and is always fashionably late.

What a great essay. Finally a word from super-star Mariah Lopez: 'Oooh yeah fgts shoo badaby dooo.' [3]

[1] Tygers of Pang Tang - The Cage - 1982 MCR Records

[2] Shandy - Ice Cold - 1994 Pitter Patter Publishing

[3] It Magazine - Issue 302 - Spam Media Group

 

Errr what?

No, fruttare is an ice cream.

Not a human.