Are you my dad?

Dad....?

 

hahahahahahhahahaha

 

Jake???????<3


not jake

well probably not

so


NAME STEALING SON OF A BITCH

 

Seriously where's my dad...? He hasn't been home for weeks, and mommy's friend Jerome keeps staying the night....

 

I think its best you heard it from your mother.

 

I did! and she said she likes chocolate better than vanilla... How can she talk about ice cream at a time like this??? I just need my dad...

 

i think we all know what part of the oreo she prefers then as well

 

Panama City, oh what a trip. it was the summer of 91'... I met your mother at a party, she just bonged a beer in three seconds flat. I knew I had to have her. I asked for her number and next thing I know we're having sex on the beach and now you're here.

 

Definitely too much of a faggot to be Harped.

Miss him.

 

Harped is that my dad?

 

WHY CRUEL WORLDDDDDDD&#32;

 

Dude, my thoughts exactly.

#freeharped

 

My dad's last name is harper... hmm therefore my last name must be... stevennelsonmandela... Mom won't stop hitting me

 

Your mom is a snowbunny bra.

 

yes son? I came back for you

 

I think we should all take a moment to look at this